NT: you a cheater?

Nah, I'm good, getting caught is slipping, when the heat is around the corner you know. A lot of people say I have a lot of crazy ideas...may not always be right, but very seldom am I wrong.

When I do date a girl or go out with her, I don't even care if dudes hit in her, she's coming home with me. I used to have this girl let dudes buy her drinks, then she'd slide them to me (why I'm so so hesitant to buy drinks) . When we're out, do you, but know where home is.
 
Nah, I'm good, getting caught is slipping, when the heat is around the corner you know. A lot of people say I have a lot of crazy ideas...may not always be right, but very seldom am I wrong.

When I do date a girl or go out with her, I don't even care if dudes hit in her, she's coming home with me. I used to have this girl let dudes buy her drinks, then she'd slide them to me (why I'm so so hesitant to buy drinks) . When we're out, do you, but know where home is.
Now this I can agree with. No need to keep your girl on a short leash. Trying to control your girl is only going to make inclined to cheat.

let her roam. if she stays loyal, you know you got a good one. If she slips, you just saved yourself a lot of time wasted
 
im not out there doing it, but i don't see anything inherently wrong doing it...just accept the consequences that may come with it
 
im not out there doing it, but i don't see anything inherently wrong doing it...just accept the consequences that may come with it

you dont see anything wrong with playing with peoples feelings for no reason?
 
you dont see anything wrong with playing with peoples feelings for no reason?
No reason? The reason is potentially a huge sexual chemistry between you and the woman and human natures desire to want what is "forbidden." 

If the chemistry is strong enough, I wouldn't call it nothing. Terrible to ruin someone else's life though and def not worth it.
 
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sounds like no reason to me.

these are excuses for cats who can't control themselves
 
if our willing to bring aids back to your wife/ girl/ sidepiece/ jumpoff/ mistress than by all means go ahead
 
No pics, sorry NT, no social media and I keep my distance...for now. But she's not the only one that had me thinking about this.

Weds night I go tell some jokes, do well, but don't win the $100. I'm sitting at the bar, one of the girls from the crowd sits next to me. I notice she has a ring, and her husband was in the bathroom (she's 29 he's 41, relevant). She starts wrapping me up
'good set, how long have you been doing stand up' etc.
then she goes,
'we're from out of town. Anything to do?'
I'm like 'I'm hitting this bar cross town'
She says, 'lets go'
Her and her husband hop in the whip, I don't know them, they don't know me, never even learned their names. So We hit the bar, have a few then dip. She rides up front, he rides in the back. While I'm driving she's like
'What are you about to do?'
'Go home and smoke'
'Oh I wanna go smoke'
Husband: 'No'
I drive a manual, she grabs my hand on the shifter and starts running her hand up my arm...I'm like WTF, but keep it moving. Drop them off and go home like 'married women, damn' then wake up and decide I should hit up the married girl from work.
 
last relationship I was in I cheated, but I was young if I was in one now I wouldn't do it
 
When it's all said and done, it really isn't worth it.

I've made mistakes when I was younger and I learned from them. My conscious is too much for me and I worry way too much. I'm not built for that cheating life.
 
you ever drive a new car?

its a great feeling/new rush

ever beat the brakes off a car rental
 
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If I have my dream car and I see a dude ridin round in a ferrari ima be like "daaaaamn thats a nice car...I wonder wat its like to drive that"

Cuz ima guy.

but ima chill.

cuz mah bae at home

#ntanalogies
 
Getting a new car and going in someone elses garage to steal a car aren't the same thing.


Car sitting in the driveway, starting to show its age, keys not to far away and it's just sitting there...I mean it's still stealing, but the car owner is kinda asking for it.

Like, I feel you should make it so your women wouldn't seriously entertain the idea. I mean, my girl ain't helping herself by not giving blowjobs, she ain't helping herself by getting fat; I wouldn't be helping myself by not holding it down in the bed, not paying the bills, not caring about her...just saying.
 
If you're single and are talking to mutiple girls. There is really no reason to mess with chicks (that you know) that are in realionships. You can easily put them to the left.
 
I love how dudes are acting all high and mighty, saying they "haven't and never will", and calling cats who do "boys and losersb...really?! y'all are comedians. Like as if temptation has never and will never have any control over you. You're self-restraint is powerful...

We're all human, we all make mistakes, and for some, cheating is one of them. If you're sociable, consume adult beverages, or engage illegal substances, the temptation is only heightened.

I made out with a girl while dating another one, but nothing miee. Am I proud about it, no. But also, I don't feel like a scumbag either. Things happen in life, which are unplanned, and unintentionally...you live and you learn from it.

All I'm saying is yeah, morally cheating is bad, and probably best to try to avoid doing it. But, ishh may happen in the heat of the moment. And if so, don't think lowly of yourself. Many have done it and many will continue to do it. Just learn from it and do what you think is best going forward.
 
Inb4 NT says that fidelity is childish 
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been with my girl over 6 yrs. never once. itll forever stay that way. that is all.
 
Getting a new car and going in someone elses garage to steal a car aren't the same thing.


Preach, pa

what if she told you today.............there was this one time.......

If it was before I met her, depending on the situation, imma be mad that she never told me, and I'll be mad for a few days but eventually get over it

If it was during the time that we were together, off with her head, baby. Word is bond
 
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