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hope you got them yambs...This one chick I was mad cool with back in high school asked me 2 of the dumbest questions about New York I ever heard.
"Are there any beaches in NY?"
"Does the sun ever come out, cause it always looks cloudy and you know the tall buildings must block the sun rays"
At the barber shop and there are geese in the parking lot
Barber: Man is that a goose or geese
Lady: Those are goose, geese are bigger.
Me:
I ain't gonna front for NT and say I did, because I didn't. I used to crush so hard on her back in 10th grade too I had 2 chances to get the yambs, both times we skipped school to go over her crib and chill. But this chick is so dumb it's a damn turn off! Even if I whipped it out or gave her signs about my intentions or used some type of foreplay on her, she wouldn't know what to do cause she's that dumb. I have more dumb things she has said, but I haven't seen her in so many years that it's hard to remember.hope you got them yambs...
"Do you speak Mexican?"
At the barbershop:
Guy in chair: let me get a ceasar
Barber: sure thing
*Goes over head with clippers*
Barber: Like that?
Guy in chair: hmmmm....nah DARKER
At the barbershop:
Guy in chair: let me get a ceasar
Barber: sure thing
*Goes over head with clippers*
Barber: Like that?
Guy in chair: hmmmm....nah DARKER
Insert stewie griffin gif.A shirt saying "money is my game"
"I want someone to wine and dine me!"
The dumb broad gets wined/dined, gives it up quick and hitted and quited and follows up on twitter with
"Why cant I ever find a man?!"
At hat club in the mall a group was looking at a tampa bay rays fitted. Girl asks
"what does the TB stand for?"
Other girl said "Tuberculosis duhh"
She was very srs.
i said that"is vitamin water healthy?"
''Do you speak Asian?'' LMFAO"Are you Chinese, Japanese or Asian?"
"Do you speak Mexican?"
"I'm a sneaker collector/sneakerhead" How many pairs do you have? "Five"