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Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
I just say that I'm gay
Originally Posted by green rhino123
get drunk, then see if you'd bang the broad then
some of these warpigs ain't half bad dog style
Originally Posted by stickmandude
Homer said it best:
Lisa:What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge Simpson:Well, honey, I...
Homer:Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard them all: "I like you as a friend," "I think we should see other people," "I no speak English"...
Lisa:I get the idea.
Homer:"I'm married to the sea," "I don't want to kill you but I will"...
Marge Simpson:Honey! Lisa, I'd tell this boy that you're very flattered, but you're just not ready for this kind of thing.
Lisa:Thanks, Mom.
Homer:And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
Originally Posted by MrWavez
Mann...I have no idea what to do in this situation...I work at footlocker and this girl across the way at the ladies like me...her friend/coworker came up to me saying text her...I'm not a mean person so I was like ok...so now I'm stuck...what tf do I do to get outta this mess?? The last time I was in this situation was 8th grade and I ended up dating the chick and breaking up with her a week later during christmas break when she tried to come over my house....NT help!!
Originally Posted by James Earl Zones
Originally Posted by Cobra Kai
Use her for practicing my stroke for conquering future endeavors.
Also, get her to buy you things and take you places.
Also, pics.
Originally Posted by thytkerjobs
Pics of you, OP?
This simple.Originally Posted by goDie
Acquire head.
Disregard texts.