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the best is AC Slatering, when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair.
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the best is AC Slatering, when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair.
Patriots vs Panthers Superbowl while I was in college...
I bet my room mate on the game, loser had to duece in his pants following the game (no matter how long it took)...
I took the Panthers and they covered (he gave me the wrong spread)...
He did it in front of the entire party, but the crazy thing is that he had to sit on the toilet with his pants on cause it was the only way he could mentally crap himself
... thats nasty af bruhI cant believe I'm about to tell this story again but....
Ive run into some pretty horrible things such as Jordanian food (same same jiggy jiggy?). I was so sick from the food in Jordan that I had to use a porta-john. Needless to say there was no toilet paper, except for the used stuff that was on the floor of the bathroom....Do you know how demeaning it is to have to wipe with USED toilet paper?
I cant believe I'm about to tell this story again but....
Ive run into some pretty horrible things such as Jordanian food (same same jiggy jiggy?). I was so sick from the food in Jordan that I had to use a porta-john. Needless to say there was no toilet paper, except for the used stuff that was on the floor of the bathroom....Do you know how demeaning it is to have to wipe with USED toilet paper?
hell yeah... in and out... no messI love non-wipers.
THE WORST!!! I usually piss first then sit my boner on the toilet seat with tissue under itever had a boner and need to poop at the same time?
ever had a boner and need to poop at the same time?
I cant believe I'm about to tell this story again but....
Ive run into some pretty horrible things such as Jordanian food (same same jiggy jiggy?). I was so sick from the food in Jordan that I had to use a porta-john. Needless to say there was no toilet paper, except for the used stuff that was on the floor of the bathroom....Do you know how demeaning it is to have to wipe with USED toilet paper?
I cant believe I'm about to tell this story again but....
Ive run into some pretty horrible things such as Jordanian food (same same jiggy jiggy?). I was so sick from the food in Jordan that I had to use a porta-john. Needless to say there was no toilet paper, except for the used stuff that was on the floor of the bathroom....Do you know how demeaning it is to have to wipe with USED toilet paper?
. . . . But was it really poop doe?I guess I was holding my little brothers thick, dark, solid,turd login my hand thinking it was a toy... she said I started crying and told my brother that I hated him
I was at Boy Scout Camp for a week, and it was the 4-5th day I believe if I remember right. Everytime I go up for a week I end up taking a **** 2-3 time at most. I swear if you have ever gone camping you know how disgusting their toilets are.
Right after breakfast I had to go REAL bad, and we had a 30 minutes after breakfast to get ready and report to our events. So I tried going to the cafeteria restroom, out of service. Thats when I decide to go back to my campsite and try to do it there.
My campsite is over a BIG hill and one of the farthest sites from the main cafeteria, so as I'm running full speed I can feel the **** about to come out....
I get there, reach for a shovel, and I start digging. Halfway through, I know that I can't take it in any longer.
I reach in my tent, I get a small plastic bag, and......I'll just let your imagination take over what happened there.
I do my business and I just throw the plastic bag of **** in that semi hole I dug up and I report to my event.
Lunch break comes around and I hear someone yelling "WHAT THE ****, SOMEONE **** IN A PLASTIC BAG AND THREW IT IN A HOLE"
They never found out
I guess I was holding my little brothers thick, dark, solid,turd login my hand thinking it was a toy... she said I started crying and told my brother that I hated him. . . . But was it really poop doe?
No such thing. Ya'll ****** are nasty.I love non-wipers.
Dawg... my mom took me to the music store called Coconuts... prior to going,,, earlier in the day, I ate an entire box of gogurt...
Stomach started rumblin bruh.... the store didn't have a bathroom, so I ran across the street to use the one at Milos
The bathroom was so ******g disgusting... clogged up toilet. pissy floors... doodoo, but I had to **** badly so I said **** it.
The seats was nasty so I squated and took the nastiest dump of my life... booboo flyin everywhere... I walked out of Milos on 100% stealth mode as fast as i could