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Originally Posted by MR MONDAY NIIGHT
while you're doing thatOriginally Posted by Mojodmonky1
Definitely Anaconda.
I would take off one of my dunks, undo the laces real quick and tie it off so as to create a makeshift bolas type of weapon. I would swing it around while intermittedly attempting to strike the snake on its head with the shoe. Hopefully I could bait the anaconda into striking at the shoe instead of at me. Although an anaconda may have the ability for multi strikes in succession, I have to imagine that there is some lag effect in between strikes, leaving it most vulnerable. I used to own a couple of ball pythons as pets and been bit several times before, but they always just bit once. Even when I was feeding them live mice, if they missed on their strike, it would usually take them a few seconds to get reset before they attempted to strike again.
After a failed strike attempt at my shoe, I would try to pounce on the snake and control its head with both hands clamping its mouth shut. I would then get my Mike Tyson on and try to bite out the snakes eyes and/or the snout of the snake since thats where they have their hearing/smelling sensors that they use to hunt. After that I'll just chill in the corner and wait for the blind sucker to die and then walk out the room as a conquering champion.
the anaconda can wrap itself around you i believe
then snap your back/neck
don't forget how strong these animals are
Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43
people acting like crocodiles dont breathe...Originally Posted by yancancook90
ok how would you take out the croc?Originally Posted by J Dilla Himself
whoever says anaconda or jaguar is mentally ******ed..seriously
they breathe through their nostrils, which are just two little holes on the top of their snout. tie up its mouth and muffle its snout with your shirt/pants.
it would take a while because they can hold their breath for a pretty long time, and obviously it would fight back. but if you can hold on for long enough you could have a chance to weaken it and eventually suffocate it to death.
Originally Posted by ThrowedInDaGame
Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43
people acting like crocodiles dont breathe...Originally Posted by yancancook90
ok how would you take out the croc?Originally Posted by J Dilla Himself
whoever says anaconda or jaguar is mentally ******ed..seriously
they breathe through their nostrils, which are just two little holes on the top of their snout. tie up its mouth and muffle its snout with your shirt/pants.
it would take a while because they can hold their breath for a pretty long time, and obviously it would fight back. but if you can hold on for long enough you could have a chance to weaken it and eventually suffocate it to death.
You act like the croc is going to sit there and let you do that. Once it sense you are cutting off it's oxygen it will open it's mouth.
The croc's jaw muscles>every muscle in your body working simultaneously.
People are really sleeping on cros. Yall have been watching too much Steve Erwin (R.I.P)
Which animal has the best Fatality though?
Croc - DEATH ROLL
Jaguar - Jugular bite/neck break
Anaconda - Full body constriction.
Originally Posted by milestailsprowe
Crocodile is the ONLY choice I can think of. The andaconda will snap at me way too fast in that small room, and the jaguar is too agailty for closed spaces. The croc is a water based hunter and outside of it It isnt no faster then me. As long as I keep away from the swaying tail and jaws Im good to good for the eyes.
Originally Posted by SuperAntigen
Originally Posted by milestailsprowe
Crocodile is the ONLY choice I can think of. The andaconda will snap at me way too fast in that small room, and the jaguar is too agailty for closed spaces. The croc is a water based hunter and outside of it It isnt no faster then me. As long as I keep away from the swaying tail and jaws Im good to good for the eyes.
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Originally Posted by DatZNasty
Anacondas have teeth fam. And dude changed it from 20x20 room to 10x10, that changes everything. I think I'll take the jaguar now. You're bigger thanit so it'll initially be scared of you if you jump around and makle yourself big. You'll have it cornered. It's now an all or nothing for you, diveon it go for the choke, the eye guage, grab it's balls, whatever you're going to do. I still need to know how big an average anaconda is too, I figurean average croc is maybe 8ft. Maybe you can stand between it's front and hind legs best you can and assume it can't swing its mouth or tall to thatexact point very fast and let itself tire out trying, again feed him the shoe, but what's the kill move? Poking his eyes out doesn't kill them. You canalso sit on its mouth shut, the muscles to bite down are like near the strongest bite pressure in nature, but the agonist muscles to open it are so weak youcan literally hold their mouth shut with your hand.
Oh, and you can take your shirt and pants off and even use that to tie its mouth shut, or cover the crocs eyes too since I noticed after watching Irwin captureso many of them that when they can't see, they calm the *!$% down real fast.
Originally Posted by Galvelocity
Errrrrm let us say that they are medium? Like ate maybe 5-6 hours earlier?
Originally Posted by 18key
Jaguars are also the easiest to tame. Just show you're not a threat and crawl into the corner. Like I said earlier, gain it's trust and loyalty thenbetray it.
Originally Posted by TheFlyGaijin
nice 10 month gravedig DMVbatman
Originally Posted by nycknicks105
this thread makes no sense