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Someday...I guess. I'm still down with young girls.
Wow, that sounded wrong. Younger girls than me...OF AGE.
Wow, that sounded wrong. Younger girls than me...OF AGE.
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Originally Posted by Gello 201
Right, people in here are defining MILF's by age though. I hate to be picky but technically.......Originally Posted by AntOne209
Originally Posted by Gello 201
I dunno..are we talking COUGARS or MILFS. I mean, do you really wanna be a with a woman that has a child or just an older woman with experience? Cause all MILFS are COUGARS, but not all COUGARS are MILFs.
my thoughts exactly! but either/or SHOULD have some experience.
I have 3 stories. And I'm 2/3 smashing cougars. I actually turned one down, well, ran away from one cause she was freaking the $%!* outta me with her wants/demands. So i set up a second date to get outta the first one...never saw that again.
But:
1: (41 years old) Met her at the bar. Was actually trying to holler at her friend. Turned out this cougar was taking her coworkers out. I get a text the next week asking to "come to her place, we'll get dinner and take a cab back. You can just sleep here sweety." There was absolutely no game necessary and she was inmy top 3 biggest freaks. Never went back though because she lied about being married.
2. (35 years old) Met this one through mutual friends that worked with her. JUST broke up from 7 year relationship. Poor girl had no chance. She was having cougar feelings, and rebound feelings. No way I wasn't hoppin in. Had her drop me off two blocks from the crib, walked into some strangers driveway until she pulled away, cause she was talkin about meetin up again. Never heard from again.
Overall its a good time. Every dude should def. get it outta their system. They mean business, so its a swag (hate that word) boost times 1,000,000.
Edit* I was 22, and 23 at the time for these two stories.
Hmmmm...... so it seems like a bar is the best type of place to bag a MILF (or cougar).Originally Posted by Gello 201
Right, people in here are defining MILF's by age though. I hate to be picky but technically.......Originally Posted by AntOne209
Originally Posted by Gello 201
I dunno..are we talking COUGARS or MILFS. I mean, do you really wanna be a with a woman that has a child or just an older woman with experience? Cause all MILFS are COUGARS, but not all COUGARS are MILFs.
my thoughts exactly! but either/or SHOULD have some experience.
I have 3 stories. And I'm 2/3 smashing cougars. I actually turned one down, well, ran away from one cause she was freaking the $%!* outta me with her wants/demands. So i set up a second date to get outta the first one...never saw that again.
But:
1: (41 years old) Met her at the bar. Was actually trying to holler at her friend. Turned out this cougar was taking her coworkers out. I get a text the next week asking to "come to her place, we'll get dinner and take a cab back. You can just sleep here sweety." There was absolutely no game necessary and she was inmy top 3 biggest freaks. Never went back though because she lied about being married.
2. (35 years old) Met this one through mutual friends that worked with her. JUST broke up from 7 year relationship. Poor girl had no chance. She was having cougar feelings, and rebound feelings. No way I wasn't hoppin in. Had her drop me off two blocks from the crib, walked into some strangers driveway until she pulled away, cause she was talkin about meetin up again. Never heard from again.
Overall its a good time. Every dude should def. get it outta their system. They mean business, so its a swag (hate that word) boost times 1,000,000.
Edit* I was 22, and 23 at the time for these two stories.
Originally Posted by Russ tha G
My GF has two kids... does that count?
Originally Posted by MR MONDAY NIIGHT
I need a milf in my life...
pretty muchOriginally Posted by emmanuelabor
older women are great in regards to smashin cause they dont play as many games as younger women. They know what thay want, and arent afraid to go for it.
wouldnt wanna be in a relationship with one, but for short term deals, theyre the way to go
Originally Posted by arrjae2
Originally Posted by Russ tha G
My GF has two kids... does that count?
she looks dope!
the 2nd pic
name?
Originally Posted by MBen32
I Always wanted to !+!# an older woman. But like many of us youngins(i'm 20)
I never knew how to approach one to get them to take me serious. But this one fell right into my lap. It was last semester, i was staying with my aunt, who had recently moved to SC, on the weekends. She had a new friend of hers always come over. 32, 3 kids, and always talkin some freaky @%%#. So she immidiately caught the attention of me nd my cousin, whos 20 as well.
Basically it became a competition of who was gonna !+!# first. So one weekend my aunt was going back to Maryland for the weekend and me, her, and one of my younger cousins went with her. We left SC around midnight and made it to MD, outside of Baltimore, around 7:30 that morning, we stopped to nap at my aunt's friends house to waste time before we had to check in to the hotel. So me and the friend from SC crashed on the floor, she insisted that i share the cover with her. And somehow we ended up cuddling, she had on this LONG %*% dress and i remember her laying with her butt agaisnt me. So after awhile, i was like !+!# this, this is the best shot ima have, so ima go all in. So i began to nonchantly feel on her, and next thing i know i was gettin my fingers wetthen she started playin with me. At that time that was the extent of what we could do, due to location. So we check in the hotel and my aunt told me that her friend asked her if it was alright that she mess with me, and my aunt was like, No, Why? and she said, cause if Marcus(my name) keeps messing with me like that, hes gonna get *%$@+!...I was likeSay no more.
My aunt ended up letting us get the hotel for the night and i proceeded to smash. then it would carry over to SC, where i continued to smash throughout the summer.Until i left to go to Maryland for about a month before school started back up.
*Cliffnotes*
- My aunt had a friend who always told us(adults in the household) freaky %*% stories
- I was intrigued and wanted to approach but didnt want to make her feel uncomfortable
- she came to Maryland with us for a weekend and i smashed
- came back to SC and she became a quick phone call and !+!#
Picture.
Dont mind my facial expression
I was drunk as @%%#.
Originally Posted by env
if you're in so cal, hit up the FoxFire in Anaheim to full fill your cougar/milf fantasies.
Originally Posted by samanthajonez
i am my own M.I.L.F. experience. FTW