NT, School me on shaking hands with women.

[Mark Antony]

The only handshake I prep for is dudes with freakishly massive hands. If I don't interlock at the right time I get hit with the involuntary squid hands.

 

[SC kid]

Op gonna get fired for assault and sexual harassment

 

[k3stacks]

Mexican homies ALWAYS want to bump afterwards

& white homies aren't sure what to do (most)

 

[38816]

i hate when mogs close their hands too quick and catch you with like a dansel help over a puddle handshake

 

[Mark Antony]

i hate when mogs close their hands too quick and catch you with like a dansel help over a puddle handshake

Those big hands mother ******* man, closing before they feel contact.

 

[38816]

lmao, yeah, got you feeling all dainty for no reason.

and nobody ever comments on it, either

it's like an unspoken embarrassment

 

[illwill8710]

She is simply saying that she can take it, even if it hurts.

 

[sea manup]

shake a woman's hands gently, much like you do when you are shaking off the last few drips after peeing 

 

[quise2024]

shake a woman's hands gently, much like you do when you are shaking off the last few drips after peeing 

:x

 

[CHAOSE57]

 

[stuntman mike]

I usually shake softly but use my middle finger to stroke the inside of her palm, like I'm trying to tickle it.

If it makes her uncomfortable then her loss

i had a kaws shirt with the finger tickle handshake. wonder if i still have it.

 

[penny1folarin]

 

[usabasketball08]

 

[aksuited]

Moral of the story...

Women dont know what they want....

I just go for a light squeeze... But wrap my hand ALL the way around theirs to show I'm still the ******* man and she's the yamb


What's even more awkward is shaking hands with white dudes outside of a work setting

How is that awkward? I've shaken hands with tons of black dudes and I've never felt awkward about it. Seemed completely natural on their end too. 

 

[gwap]

Man, they were both blatently asking for the D,.... and you were sitting around thinking about the handshake

 

[aksuited]

I never understood this culture's obsession with the nature of one's handshake.

I'm all for a nice courteous handshake, but we've got dudes out here trying to break every bone in your hand like that's what's up. Like this aint no contest b...calm the hell down.




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I hate that. I have a firm handshake, but still not unpleasant in anyway. Every time I get a dude that's squeezing my hand HARD, it feels like he's trying to prove something, or make up for an insecurity  or something. I always give em that look like, "you all right, mang?" That overly strong handshake makes you look pathetic, IMO.

 

[sreggie101]

Lmfao what an awesome thread. Straight comedy.

 

[lobcity]

This thread has be dying at work.  

 

[servechilled81]

it's so strange to me that people have fixed themselves to believe a handshake means anything, like it really doesn't not matter

 

[Chiron]

 
shake a woman's hands gently, much like you do when you are shaking off the last few drips after peeing 

 

[SC kid]

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[Platinum State]

I never think about how Im gonna shake a woman's hand but after the shake I always feel I gripped too hard

 

[sreggie101]

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this is one of obama's greatest gifs. srs.

 

[HEATHEN]

**** your metacarpals b.

 

[truth-serum]

I kiss them birds on the cheek. They think it's classy