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Pretty sure that's Cam's Saturn
Smushcalade and Da Saturn, never expected to go down memory lane when I entered this thread
Is this ist http://niketalk.com/t/39577/if-ever-a-story-deserved-a-comic-vol-smushcaladeLink/Cliffs to the smushcalade story?
Link/Cliffs to the smushcalade story?
shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:
so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...
so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..
soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...
so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"
im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....
so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....
EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me...
I knew the Smushcalade story but what is Cam's Saturn????
the most balling-est saturn you ever laid eyes uponI knew the Smushcalade story but what is Cam's Saturn????
I knew the Smushcalade story but what is Cam's Saturn????
View media item 478790I knew the Smushcalade story but what is Cam's Saturn????
Cam was always talking about modding his Saturn. At one point his wheels and rims got stolen and they left his car on cement blocks. It was always considered what we in the gaming industry refer to as "vaporware" since it would never turn into something solid and never looked like it was going to be completed.
Then this turned up this year:
http://niketalk.com/t/547029/did-cameron-nelson-ever-finish-the-saturn-pic
We need more details opie
Am I the only who would have gone to Kwame Brown's party?
Am I the only who would have gone to Kwame Brown's party?
Man I thought that too, but then I wouldnt wanna be the guy that had people sayin "Smush smashed that dudes girl and invited him here outta pity"
Am I the only who would have gone to Kwame Brown's party?