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question.... How do I get the dances???
Im a rookie to the club scene..
Im a rookie to the club scene..
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Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi
Where do you think the term, "whip it out", originated from?
StaXX wrote:
I actually understood that.
And I've experienced it as well.
Sometimes you just need extra support. I've never had my guy hold me up though.
This. I did help one friend once though, My homie is kind of frail, and this chick was going ham on him and he was mad drunk, my dude had two his on his back so he didnt fall off the stage. haha
Originally Posted by enlightendespot
Gary Indiana?
Metaphors and analogies?
Rap lyrics in sig?
The reincarnation of Rilla?
Originally Posted by Young Handsome
question.... How do I get the dances???
Im a rookie to the club scene..
Originally Posted by Ballahb
Originally Posted by GMSboy1
Originally Posted by go rilla
is there anyone that can translate that into coherent sentences?
Greetings and salutations, females of NT. I have a query if you wouldn't mind.
I am not the most muscular male specimen, that much is apparent upon sight when fmales see me. I concede that.
Please do not surmise that lacking in raw physicality diminishes my: swagger confidence, charisma, and je nais se qouis; though. I assure it my
"swag" rivals that of the not one, but 12 JD Walkers during the scence that the girl's man steps to confront him with bad intentions.
But..to the matter at hand. Last night at a party, Tyga's song "Lapdance" cam on. Suddenly a fine, young woman came out of nowhere, almost as if she had Apparated in front of me
and proceed to grind her more than ample posterior upon my groin. In past similar situations I am very level headed, even keel, and in control. I would say it
parralles Andre Miller's basketball consistency. In fact, I'm usually quite bemused watching other guys try to dance to the level of Chris Brown just to impress the fairer sex.
And like a basketball player, I understand that dancing requires the correct footwear (Nice segue, I know). These situations call for "sturdier" shoes; I tend to gravitate towards Zoom Air Nike's just in case even. I was not a Boy Scout, but I like to be prepared all the same. I like to plan out my moves to the extent Bobby Fischer and Batman do/did. Now as the chorus was coming up I was alerted to multiple signs of possibly FUBAR'ing the situation: her general level of intensity as the choruse approached, my slighty sagging posture, and our positioning; too far away from a wall to surreptitiously lean against should the need arise. I feared I may fall soon, besmirching my legacy for many years to come.
A friend of mine in true "bro" fashion saw my predicament, processed it, formulated a plan of action, and proceeded to execute. It was analalogous to the way Dikembe Mutombo defended Shaquille O'Neal in the 91' NBA Finals. Had this been an actual game my friend would have bben charged a personal foul for violating the hand-to-back rule. Still though, I appreciate him not caring about the awkard sight that creates and "propping me up", literally.
So, this begs the question. Ladies, do you lose respect if you see that a prospective parter couldn't even handle JUST dancing and had to recieve assistance. Do you believe that a man's performance (or lack of) on the dance floor reflects how he'll "move" in the bedroom. Should this situation arise again, should I immediately stop pursuing the girl and immediately take my search outside to the potentials who did not witness my failure. I'd like to know so that I increase my chances of always bedding a young woman.
Curious and Intrigued
Somewhere out there
Originally Posted by malikdagoat
Wait, people really didn't understand what he wrote?.....No wonder y'all be missing subliminals and metaphors in songs.
Anywho, the "bro wall" as you stated is never a good look, but if she's just doing too much step out the way and let her fall back. Then she looks like fool instead of you.
Originally Posted by jbpkickz
I didn't understand a word of that