i gave her the meanest stoneface ive ever given someone and said "what do you think ur doing..
dont ever touch me again"..she
apologized like 10 minutes later
my dad koofie smacked me in the back of the head once and i turned around and
pushed him and said
if u ever touch me again
ill hit youj back
u think im scared of you?
ah man I'm just thinkin about a child telling me "if youever". words cannot express my emotions with that thought. its like
in no particular order. like i may literally go bezerk ifMY CHILD told me that. actually I'd probably just completely be bewildered and go to MY room and close MY door and not come out try to regroup mentally from the perplexity. iswear there would be a million thoughts going through my head. like every emotion would be touched. and id like have to consider what the hell could i havepossibly been doing wrong for my child to even fix his mouth to say somethin like that to me
oh and on another note, I'm not sure if yall ever been whooped at school, but I def caught a major beatdown in my principal's office in the 5th grade. me and a few other brave cats stole some candy out of the teacher's cabinet where she gives candy for doing good or whatever.
well we got snitched on, and me being the hardhead decided to threaten thesnitch candidates cuz i was mad heated i got snitched on seeing as though we aint even really clean slate, we just grabbed a few pieces. needless to say thatdiffused quick and I ended up in the principal's office. i bull *$+% you not, my pops came to the school with a mini duffel bag (with a wooden board init) with some ray bans and a sweatsuit, looking like a secret service agent on his day off.
principal only had to talk for about 30 seconds on what was going on, and my oldman went to work. that was the most embarassing shhh ever. right in front of the damn principal