NT Detectives Who is this? \ Simping Hall Of Fame \ Tagged Pic Pg 31

There was no reason to read all that lame $+*+

- Dude talks to girl online. He's 23, she's 16. They do the lame cybersex
- When she's 18 he meets her in Canada due to his job. He stays with her and her mom. Her mom is ignorant/prejudice.
- He smashes a bunch of times. She's lame. He's a simp. She also has a model bf at the time that dude meets in BK some time later.
- She sucks him off in car. She spits. She said before she doesn't spit but this time made an excuse about not wanting to get herpes in her throat.
- Some time later he pays for her to come to NYC/BK(He claims it's no big deal cuz he got the money *coughsucka!cough*). She meets his family and friends. He gets head while driving.
- More lame $+*+ ensues. He smashes some more.
- He wants to PIIHB. She wants RJ. He gives RJ and then PIIHB. She says she loves him and wants to have his children. He says yes(claims he's lying) .
- She eats the doo doo butter after he PIIHB and sucks him dry. Tries to kiss him. He's not having it.
- Then she goes to see a band. He txts her. She doesn't respond for 4hrs.
- She cries so she can get out of him being mad at her. (He simps since it's his 2nd nature and probably ate her butt and fell asleep in it).
- He smashes some more and then she leaves.
- He finds out she smashed some dude in the band.
- She denies. Dude in band gives they guy a pic somewhat proving he smashed. She lies and denies more.
- He redeems some of his simping ways(since I know he feels like a sucka for paying her way over country lines to eat her butt and her smash some dude in a band) by telling the story on his blog with some semi-revealing pics. She wants it taken down but he doesn't comply.
- NT stalker makes thread about her. NT D's get to work.
- Lame NTers tell her on twitter. She signs up on NT and posts questionable tagged pics.
- This thread, I guess is "legendary" or is "going down in NT history"
- That's about it and I stopped reading this thread around pg 8.
 
Originally Posted by Master Zik

There was no reason to read all that lame %%!!

- Dude talks to girl online. He's 23, she's 16. They do the lame cybersex
- When she's 18 he meets her in Canada due to his job. He stays with her and her mom. Her mom is ignorant/prejudice.
- He smashes a bunch of times. She's lame. He's a simp. She also has a model bf at the time that dude meets in BK some time later.
- She sucks him off in car. She spits. She said before she doesn't spit but this time made an excuse about not wanting to get herpes in her throat.
- Some time later he pays for her to come to NYC/BK(He claims it's no big deal cuz he got the money *coughsucka!cough*. She meets his family and friends. He gets head while driving.
- More lame %%!! ensues. He smashes some more.
- He wants to PIIHB. She wants RJ. He gives RJ and then PIIHB. She says she loves him and wants to have his children. He says yes(claims he's lying) .
- She eats the doo doo butter after he PIIHB and sucks him dry. Tries to kiss him. He's not having it.
- Then she goes to see a band. He txts her. She doesn't respond for 4hrs.
- She cries so she can get out of him being mad at her. (He simps since it's his 2nd nature and probably ate her butt and fell asleep in it).
- He smashes some more and then she leaves.
- He finds out she smashed some dude in the band.
- She denies. Dude in band gives they guy a pic somewhat proving he smashed. She lies and denies more.
- He redeems some of his simping ways(since I know he feels like a sucka for paying her way over country lines to eat her butt and her smash some dude in a band) by telling the story on his blog with some semi-revealing pics. She wants it taken down but he doesn't comply.
- NT stalker makes thread about her. NT D's get to work.
- Lame NTers tell her on twitter. She signs up on NT and posts questionable tagged pics.
- This thread, I guess is "legendary" or is "going down in NT history"
- That's about it and I stopped reading this thread around pg 8.

Epic Summary

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Originally Posted by BlazeKicks

Originally Posted by Master Zik

There was no reason to read all that lame %%!!



- Dude talks to girl online. He's 23, she's 16. They do the lame cybersex

- When she's 18 he meets her in Canada due to his job. He stays with her and her mom. Her mom is ignorant/prejudice.

- He smashes a bunch of times. She's lame. He's a simp. She also has a model bf at the time that dude meets in BK some time later.

- She sucks him off in car. She spits. She said before she doesn't spit but this time made an excuse about not wanting to get herpes in her throat.

- Some time later he pays for her to come to NYC/BK(He claims it's no big deal cuz he got the money *coughsucka!cough*. She meets his family and friends. He gets head while driving.

- More lame %%!! ensues. He smashes some more.

- He wants to PIIHB. She wants RJ. He gives RJ and then PIIHB. She says she loves him and wants to have his children. He says yes(claims he's lying) .

- She eats the doo doo butter after he PIIHB and sucks him dry. Tries to kiss him. He's not having it.

- Then she goes to see a band. He txts her. She doesn't respond for 4hrs.

- She cries so she can get out of him being mad at her. (He simps since it's his 2nd nature and probably ate her butt and fell asleep in it).

- He smashes some more and then she leaves.

- He finds out she smashed some dude in the band.

- She denies. Dude in band gives they guy a pic somewhat proving he smashed. She lies and denies more.

- He redeems some of his simping ways(since I know he feels like a sucka for paying her way over country lines to eat her butt and her smash some dude in a band) by telling the story on his blog with some semi-revealing pics. She wants it taken down but he doesn't comply.

- NT stalker makes thread about her. NT D's get to work.

- Lame NTers tell her on twitter. She signs up on NT and posts questionable tagged pics.

- This thread, I guess is "legendary" or is "going down in NT history"

- That's about it and I stopped reading this thread around pg 8.

Epic Summary

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Beat me to the gif
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perfect execution
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I just read that summary
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. What's going on in this thread?
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, I swear these threads aren't ever what I think they are.
 
Originally Posted by eNPHAN

you're not being high fived cause you didn't #!!# anyone in the #+*

you got %#!%!+ in the #+*

nobody gets high fived for being butt-pummeled....

backwards #+* women.
QFT
Man i miss niketalk for reasons like this yall some funny dudes....
 
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