Not Getting a Chick's Name or Number Unappreciation

[johnnyredstorm]

Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Originally Posted by Da XpLiCiT OnE

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Originally Posted by Da XpLiCiT OnE

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

So you guys still haven't had sex? Man what are you doing.

I never said that.. then again, it's a long story. I was going to make a topic of it... typed up most of it, then my laptop died

and I didn't feel like re-typing it all.
Cliffnotes: she was ready but I wasn't.

Come on man, unless you have erectile dysfunction, you always gotta be ready to have sex when your girl wears a chastity belt.

I guess I'll just make the thread to describe the night and what happened.

It didn't work or somethin?

Probably fell off because of no use.

 

[worldbeefreeg]

Originally Posted by blackmagnus514

Word...if you still with that girl you need to dump her. You're on another echelon of sus-ness if you're stuck in a long distance with no butt for 28 months.

Dude's friend is wyling...

As for the OP, get you some business cards and give to them %#*%. It puts the ball in their court and it doesn't hurt for a first impression.

I've been thinking about this for a while. But I feel like I would look like a chump having a business card with no **%$%%# occupation.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Business cards are perfect in the grown up world. Just don't piss off Patrick Bateman by having a better card than him.

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by Da XpLiCiT OnE

Cliffnotes: she was ready but I wasn't.

...and you say JRS took an L?

You took an L of EPIC proportions. The gods look down,

at your foolishness and spit on you,