Niketalk, You Can't Turn A Ho Into A Housewife vol. Fax?

[Chiron]

 
listen to me close cause i wont be rapping this twice. 

if a bird says it wont fly no more will it stop being a bird? 

a ho will have ho tendencies for as long as she lives, she might retire from the game 

but if shes triggered in the correct manner shell play another round or two. 

now you have hos in all diffrent shapes forms and fashions

some let it show, some wont. 

dont let these hos fool you into beliving theyre faithful and wont be out here burning rubber. 

some cant stay out the strip, addicted i belive is the word. 

something like a fiend sucking the glass D!ck 

only diffrence is they rather suck a real one than one made of out glass. 

can i get an amen?

Tabernacle

 

[zapatohead408]

5 by 30? I'm willing to bet most chicks around my way had 5 by 19 or 20.

 

[Baby Newport]

5 by 30? You prolly watch who she follows on the gram.

 

[3am scholar]

If Kanye can do it, so can we.

 

[Kaleo15]

If Kanye can do it, so can we.

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[frshstunna]

You really do gotta have a don't ask don't tell policy outchea. I'm not gone lie the curiosity be having me on the verge sometimes though. When a shorty pulls out all the stops with the freak **** sometimes you wonder how many times she done this before

Had this college broad that was amazing with the head and let me do whatever in the bed ...had me wondering how this 19 your old chick better than some of the joints I hit that's 30 and ova n supposed to have experience [emoji]128064[/emoji]

 

[Kaleo15]

You really do gotta have a don't ask don't tell policy outchea. I'm not gone lie the curiosity be having me on the verge sometimes though. When a shorty pulls out all the stops with the freak **** sometimes you wonder how many times she done this before

Had this college broad that was amazing with the head and let me do whatever in the bed ...had me wondering how this 19 your old chick better than some of the joints I hit that's 30 and ova n supposed to have experience [emoji]128064[/emoji]

I mean, some people are natural though...

I remember back in the day, I only had like 2 bodies to my resume, but girls used to think I was so experienced sexually.

If they only knew Should've just told them I learned from pron.

 

[ballinsam23]

It's a lose lose situation.

If you look for a girl whose only been in serious long relationships (much much less body count) she gonna always remember that one dude that got away.

If you look for a girl whose been single most her life best believe she did numbers.

I'm still looking for my virgin though

 

[geno90221]

I mean, some people are natural though...

I remember back in the day, I only had like 2 bodies to my resume, but girls used to think I was so experienced sexually.

If they only knew

Should've just told them I learned from pron.

Awful 

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

Had this college broad that was amazing with the head and let me do whatever in the bed ...had me wondering how this 19 your old chick better than some of the joints I hit that's 30 and ova n supposed to have experience [emoji]128064[/emoji]

Real life. I think I told the story b4 21 y.o. from work popped up in the parking lot after work one night in just a trench coat. Ended up knocking her in the back of her parents Benz then shorty begged me to finish in her mouth. Times like that make you wonder bruh

 

[geno90221]

Real life. I think I told the story b4 21 y.o. from work popped up in the parking lot after work one night in just a trench coat. Ended up knocking her in the back of her parents Benz then shorty begged me to finish in her mouth. Times like that make you wonder bruh

Well did ya?

Not the Benz tho

SAVAGE 

 

[Mark Antony]

You really do gotta have a don't ask don't tell policy outchea. I'm not gone lie the curiosity be having me on the verge sometimes though. When a shorty pulls out all the stops with the freak **** sometimes you wonder how many times she done this before

Had this college broad that was amazing with the head and let me do whatever in the bed ...had me wondering how this 19 your old chick better than some of the joints I hit that's 30 and ova n supposed to have experience [emoji]128064[/emoji]

I mean, some people are natural though...

I remember back in the day, I only had like 2 bodies to my resume, but girls used to think I was so experienced sexually.

If they only knew Should've just told them I learned from pron.

This, came in the game with a rep getting them hooked. I'm just a sexual being.

 

[Sir San Diego]

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listen to me close cause i wont be rapping this twice. 
if a bird says it wont fly no more will it stop being a bird? 

a ho will have ho tendencies for as long as she lives, she might retire from the game 
but if shes triggered in the correct manner shell play another round or two. 

now you have hos in all diffrent shapes forms and fashions
some let it show, some wont. 

dont let these hos fool you into beliving theyre faithful and wont be out here burning rubber. 
some cant stay out the strip, addicted i belive is the word. 
something like a fiend sucking the glass D!ck 

only diffrence is they rather suck a real one than one made of out glass. 

can i get an amen?

[emoji]128079[/emoji][emoji]127997[/emoji][emoji]128079[/emoji][emoji]127997[/emoji][emoji]128079[/emoji][emoji]127997[/emoji][emoji]128591[/emoji][emoji]127998[/emoji]Amen! Now turn your book to Rosebud Bitter Dose chapter 1, verse 16.

gotdamn that had to sting to ice...dusty dude hitting his chick. 

That's the life/wife he chose though. [emoji]127997[/emoji]‍

 

[Teknoman]

Thotties need love too.

 

[Sir San Diego]

Thotties need love too.

But not a square's love. Word to idiocracy.

 

[ahat]

[emoji]128079[/emoji][emoji]127997[/emoji][emoji]128079[/emoji][emoji]127997[/emoji][emoji]128079[/emoji][emoji]127997[/emoji][emoji]128591[/emoji][emoji]127998[/emoji]Amen! Now turn your book to Rosebud Bitter Dose chapter 1, verse 16.
That's the life/wife he chose though. [emoji]127997[/emoji]‍

Repped for the Rosebud reference

 

[kickinflavoryea]

1

 

[kickinflavoryea]

Some married o's play they position and some are nuts. lotta nutty ones at the workplace. Got this one who's mans a sheriff. She Throwing hints to come kick it for a whole week while her hubby & kid head to Costa Rica. Skanless

Be careful with this. Sometimes, in an effort to get revenge, women will cheat with you and let him find out on purpose to get back at him. Gave you mixed up in some ish, having confrontstion over a *** you dont even care about. Ive seen/been through so much out here bruh [emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]127997[/emoji]‍

 

[Sir San Diego]

Repped for the Rosebud reference

Spoiler

Rosebudd Bitterdose, (with two "d's" for a double dose of this pimpin') is a legendary pimp hailing from Vallejo, CA.

Below are Rosebudd's 27 Rules of Pimpin' from the book, Rosebudd, the American Pimp by John D*ckson


27) Learn How to Pimp a Ho After She Has Chose and Come Back

That’s the one problem you have when you get the kind of hos that stay. You start to like them, even love them. When they get out of pocket, you tend to take it personal. Try to remember this above all. No matter how much of a ************* you are, no matter how long you had the ho and she never got out of pocket, no matter how much Game you and the ho kicked, when she does get out of pocket, remember a b*tch is always going to be a b*tch, as a b*tch is a b*tch, is a b*tch. That means get over it and pimp, son.


26) When a Ho Leaves Your ***, Don’t Try to Figure It Out

All women are fickle. Hos are no different. Women function on 99.9% emotions. B*tches leave for the dumbest reasons, or no reason at all. Least of all the reasons you think it is. And I’ll tell you something else, if you know why she left, you weren’t pimping. If a real pimp spots a problem, he’s obligated to solve it. That’s why when a ho leaves, you don’t supposed to know why.


25) Big Game Starts with Small Moves

Most guys want to be a Giant in the pimping immediately. They don’t realize that you have to do a lot of little things before that can occur.


24) Invest in Your Overall Game Plan If You Want to be a Master Pimp

You can’t expect to be a Master Pimp without investing. Buying jewelry, clothes, the most fly cars, fabulous homes and apartments and all of the toys you can imagine, is a good start.


23) A Pimp Has Got to be Ready to Catch at All Times

You’ll never know where the next ho is coming from. It might be at the carwash or in the supermarket, or at the movies. She truly can come from anywhere.


22) All Pimps Don’t Have the Same Principles

I had to find that out the hard way. You must have a hard set of principles to live by. Any Master of Pimpology had his own perspective on the Game and a set of rules on how to play it.


21) Don’t Take for Granted the Sacred Knowledge You Have is Common

B*tches don’t know sh*t about this, until you tell them. And they damn sure don’t know sh*t about your style, until you bring it to their ***.


20) Don’t Get Stuck in a Conversation, be a Speed Shifter

Sometimes you think this certain conversation will catch the b*tch, but it doesn’t click. Or, you can see the ho wants you to get down on her a different way. You must be able to spot if she is reacting properly to your conversation and if she isn’t, change it. I was able to change my flow at the drop of a dime.


19) Don’t be Afraid to Trust a Ho If it is Warranted

A lot of pimps will disagree with me on this one, for sure. But, I never had a ho take my money, or jewelry when she left. I know a b*tch is capable of, and will do anything. So, don’t think I’m saying be stupid. But, don’t you leave your jewelry and paper around those hos when you sleep?


1 Try not to Let Any B*tch Come Between You and Your Pimp Friends

This is an important rule for the younger players to learn and stick to. I’ve still got most of my pimp friends I met in my first three years in the Game, unless they are dead, and in that case, may they Rest In Peace. I can’t say that about my hos. Can any pimp say that?


17) You Can’t Bleed Blood From a Turnip

If it’s not there, accept it and move on. Remember, the only thing you are going to bleed from a turnip, is a turnip juice.


16) When You Catch a New Ho, Check Her Out. Don’t Just Accept a B*tch

You don’t know what kind of hang-ups a new ho has. She could be a junkie, among other things. It’s always good to check and see what you can see early on.


15) Always Approach a Situation with Game. Keep the Game in Its Proper Perspective, and If it Don’t Work, Then…

Never go at a situation looking for the violent solution. It isn’t necessarily the way to handle it. I never carried a pistol in my entire 22 years in the streets. I never got shot at, either. I employed enough Game that I handled all of my problems with my conversation. I’m proud of that.


14) Be Diplomatic. Diplomacy is the Best Policy and Always the Best Choice

There isn’t any sense in one pimp killing another pimp over some ho sh*t. And we damn sure are not boxers. We are pimps – with plenty of conversation for occasions like that. But, if necessary, a pimp will get busy.


13) Learn How to Have More Than One Ho

It is a learned art to having hos, especially more than three. Most pimps don’t know how to do it without choosing a main one. I never designated a main ho, because I always pimped. The hos chose me and there is no way I am going to be forced to choose one of them. (Hos will not like that one.)


12) When You Checking Your Ho, You Better Keep Coming Up with Sh*t

Otherwise, be able to distract her mind from the sh*t you are checking her about. Keep bring up sh*t to keep her thoughts on what you are talking about, instead of tripping about what she’s thinking about a pimp kicking the sh*t out of her ***.


11) Be sure Not to Pimp Past One Ho, Trying to Get at Another One

This mainly applies when you are down on a fresh ho. A lot of playas take the pimping as a game. This sh*t is real. I saw a lot of pimps have a new broad in the car, the ho is paying attention to his every word and the fool starts f*cking with some hos on the track. Catch the ho in the car, pimp. Then when her *** is on the track, you can f*ck with all of the hos.


10) Don’t Be a Cream Puff, When You See Tears

B*tches are the best actresses in the world, especially hos. If they can play you with their tears, next they’ll choose another pimp on our weak ***.


9) Don’t be Afraid of Decisions You Have to Make

When you have a group of ****, or are confronted with a decision, always have a point of view. If it’s with hos and your point of view might blow the b*tch, f*ck her. Go get another ho. That’s why one b*tch is too close to none. Always try to stay deep with hos and make decisions early in Game and often. And never make them according to how many hos you have. Be committed to Game.


A Pimp Has to Remember to Pace His Conversation

Sometimes a pimp’s mind is going so fast thinking of his conversation he doesn’t realize he has left the broad behind. If you are down on a b*tch, especially a turn out ho, you want her right up with you when you drop the bomb on her *** about the pimping.


7) A Pimp Must be Able to See Through Muddy Water in Order to Spot Dry Land

Sometimes, sh*t is extremely thick from problems your hos have. A Master Pimp has to see past all of the b.s. coming at him and spot the avenue out of the problem. And still get paid.


6) A Pimp Has to Remember What He Says to a Ho, Because the Ho Will Try to Use it Against You in the End

A Master Pimp must remember every promise he makes to his crew of hos. He must remember what his position on a subject is, and don’t change it for any ho. You shouldn’t ever say anything now that will trap you in the future. It takes a lot of work to be a Master.


5) Don’t be Overly Excited About Getting Your Paper From Your Ho

A Master Pimp has got to maintain his composure at all times. The sooner you realize your hos are supposed to pay you, the sooner they will accept it as their destiny. Don’t act grateful to your ho for paying you.


4) When You Don’t See Those Hos, Don’t Panic

I know, it feels damn good to ride by and see your crew of hos. But the b*tches must get busy at some point, so they won’t be there just because you rode by. If they are, the hos are half-stepping about your paper. When you show up and the hos aren’t there, go shoot some pool or something and wait for those b*tches to get back. But they better have some paper when they do show up.


3) A Pimp Has to Be Able to Make Sense Out of Nonsense

If a pimp can’t make sense out of something that has jumped off wrong, and make that sh*t right, he’s going to lose a lot of hos – because sh*t in the Game don’t always happen by the book. A Master Pimp has to be able to ad-lib at any time.


2) A Pimp Has Got to Be Able to Take in The Information at Hand

If a pimp doesn’t start learning from the beginning, he is in for a long, hard haul to the bottom of the heap. A real Master Pimp, or a potential Master, loves the challenge that "new thoughts" a new Game brings.


1) Be Cold

A Master Pimp must have the ability to be as cold as necessary. He must be able to go from being ice, to being an iceberg. – Expose yourself to external environment where you have to practice being unaffected by others and exterior events. Don’t give a f*ck about the outcome.

 

[jadakhanman]

I wanna give reformed ones a pass but I think once you learn and internalize that type of behavior it's just going to be there forever. I don't want a situation like other folks have mentioned where 20 years down the line my wife activates like some triggered Russian agent. Dude be like blue green tango red and it's all over for me.

 

[finessesosa]

Can't be on stuck dealing with that type of behavior after spending a ton of money on a wedding, kids and a mortgage.

You never do really know though

 

[youngthundercat]

You really do gotta have a don't ask don't tell policy outchea. I'm not gone lie the curiosity be having me on the verge sometimes though. When a shorty pulls out all the stops with the freak **** sometimes you wonder how many times she done this before

Had this college broad that was amazing with the head and let me do whatever in the bed ...had me wondering how this 19 your old chick better than some of the joints I hit that's 30 and ova n supposed to have experience [emoji]128064[/emoji]

Could've had a long time boyfriend that thought her everything. I know the man with my ex should send me a check.

 

[Magic33]

it was that good huh? jk

whipped

 

[finessesosa]

Could've had a long time boyfriend that thought her everything. I know the man with my ex should send me a check.

 

[avthegod]

 

Spoiler

Rosebudd Bitterdose, (with two "d's" for a double dose of this pimpin') is a legendary pimp hailing from Vallejo, CA.

Below are Rosebudd's 27 Rules of Pimpin' from the book, Rosebudd, the American Pimp by John D*ckson


27) Learn How to Pimp a Ho After She Has Chose and Come Back

That’s the one problem you have when you get the kind of hos that stay. You start to like them, even love them. When they get out of pocket, you tend to take it personal. Try to remember this above all. No matter how much of a ************* you are, no matter how long you had the ho and she never got out of pocket, no matter how much Game you and the ho kicked, when she does get out of pocket, remember a b*tch is always going to be a b*tch, as a b*tch is a b*tch, is a b*tch. That means get over it and pimp, son.


26) When a Ho Leaves Your ***, Don’t Try to Figure It Out

All women are fickle. Hos are no different. Women function on 99.9% emotions. B*tches leave for the dumbest reasons, or no reason at all. Least of all the reasons you think it is. And I’ll tell you something else, if you know why she left, you weren’t pimping. If a real pimp spots a problem, he’s obligated to solve it. That’s why when a ho leaves, you don’t supposed to know why.


25) Big Game Starts with Small Moves

Most guys want to be a Giant in the pimping immediately. They don’t realize that you have to do a lot of little things before that can occur.


24) Invest in Your Overall Game Plan If You Want to be a Master Pimp

You can’t expect to be a Master Pimp without investing. Buying jewelry, clothes, the most fly cars, fabulous homes and apartments and all of the toys you can imagine, is a good start.


23) A Pimp Has Got to be Ready to Catch at All Times

You’ll never know where the next ho is coming from. It might be at the carwash or in the supermarket, or at the movies. She truly can come from anywhere.


22) All Pimps Don’t Have the Same Principles

I had to find that out the hard way. You must have a hard set of principles to live by. Any Master of Pimpology had his own perspective on the Game and a set of rules on how to play it.


21) Don’t Take for Granted the Sacred Knowledge You Have is Common

B*tches don’t know sh*t about this, until you tell them. And they damn sure don’t know sh*t about your style, until you bring it to their ***.


20) Don’t Get Stuck in a Conversation, be a Speed Shifter

Sometimes you think this certain conversation will catch the b*tch, but it doesn’t click. Or, you can see the ho wants you to get down on her a different way. You must be able to spot if she is reacting properly to your conversation and if she isn’t, change it. I was able to change my flow at the drop of a dime.


19) Don’t be Afraid to Trust a Ho If it is Warranted

A lot of pimps will disagree with me on this one, for sure. But, I never had a ho take my money, or jewelry when she left. I know a b*tch is capable of, and will do anything. So, don’t think I’m saying be stupid. But, don’t you leave your jewelry and paper around those hos when you sleep?


1 Try not to Let Any B*tch Come Between You and Your Pimp Friends

This is an important rule for the younger players to learn and stick to. I’ve still got most of my pimp friends I met in my first three years in the Game, unless they are dead, and in that case, may they Rest In Peace. I can’t say that about my hos. Can any pimp say that?


17) You Can’t Bleed Blood From a Turnip

If it’s not there, accept it and move on. Remember, the only thing you are going to bleed from a turnip, is a turnip juice.


16) When You Catch a New Ho, Check Her Out. Don’t Just Accept a B*tch

You don’t know what kind of hang-ups a new ho has. She could be a junkie, among other things. It’s always good to check and see what you can see early on.


15) Always Approach a Situation with Game. Keep the Game in Its Proper Perspective, and If it Don’t Work, Then…

Never go at a situation looking for the violent solution. It isn’t necessarily the way to handle it. I never carried a pistol in my entire 22 years in the streets. I never got shot at, either. I employed enough Game that I handled all of my problems with my conversation. I’m proud of that.


14) Be Diplomatic. Diplomacy is the Best Policy and Always the Best Choice

There isn’t any sense in one pimp killing another pimp over some ho sh*t. And we damn sure are not boxers. We are pimps – with plenty of conversation for occasions like that. But, if necessary, a pimp will get busy.


13) Learn How to Have More Than One Ho

It is a learned art to having hos, especially more than three. Most pimps don’t know how to do it without choosing a main one. I never designated a main ho, because I always pimped. The hos chose me and there is no way I am going to be forced to choose one of them. (Hos will not like that one.)


12) When You Checking Your Ho, You Better Keep Coming Up with Sh*t

Otherwise, be able to distract her mind from the sh*t you are checking her about. Keep bring up sh*t to keep her thoughts on what you are talking about, instead of tripping about what she’s thinking about a pimp kicking the sh*t out of her ***.


11) Be sure Not to Pimp Past One Ho, Trying to Get at Another One

This mainly applies when you are down on a fresh ho. A lot of playas take the pimping as a game. This sh*t is real. I saw a lot of pimps have a new broad in the car, the ho is paying attention to his every word and the fool starts f*cking with some hos on the track. Catch the ho in the car, pimp. Then when her *** is on the track, you can f*ck with all of the hos.


10) Don’t Be a Cream Puff, When You See Tears

B*tches are the best actresses in the world, especially hos. If they can play you with their tears, next they’ll choose another pimp on our weak ***.


9) Don’t be Afraid of Decisions You Have to Make

When you have a group of ****, or are confronted with a decision, always have a point of view. If it’s with hos and your point of view might blow the b*tch, f*ck her. Go get another ho. That’s why one b*tch is too close to none. Always try to stay deep with hos and make decisions early in Game and often. And never make them according to how many hos you have. Be committed to Game.

A Pimp Has to Remember to Pace His Conversation

Sometimes a pimp’s mind is going so fast thinking of his conversation he doesn’t realize he has left the broad behind. If you are down on a b*tch, especially a turn out ho, you want her right up with you when you drop the bomb on her *** about the pimping.


7) A Pimp Must be Able to See Through Muddy Water in Order to Spot Dry Land

Sometimes, sh*t is extremely thick from problems your hos have. A Master Pimp has to see past all of the b.s. coming at him and spot the avenue out of the problem. And still get paid.


6) A Pimp Has to Remember What He Says to a Ho, Because the Ho Will Try to Use it Against You in the End

A Master Pimp must remember every promise he makes to his crew of hos. He must remember what his position on a subject is, and don’t change it for any ho. You shouldn’t ever say anything now that will trap you in the future. It takes a lot of work to be a Master.


5) Don’t be Overly Excited About Getting Your Paper From Your Ho

A Master Pimp has got to maintain his composure at all times. The sooner you realize your hos are supposed to pay you, the sooner they will accept it as their destiny. Don’t act grateful to your ho for paying you.


4) When You Don’t See Those Hos, Don’t Panic

I know, it feels damn good to ride by and see your crew of hos. But the b*tches must get busy at some point, so they won’t be there just because you rode by. If they are, the hos are half-stepping about your paper. When you show up and the hos aren’t there, go shoot some pool or something and wait for those b*tches to get back. But they better have some paper when they do show up.


3) A Pimp Has to Be Able to Make Sense Out of Nonsense

If a pimp can’t make sense out of something that has jumped off wrong, and make that sh*t right, he’s going to lose a lot of hos – because sh*t in the Game don’t always happen by the book. A Master Pimp has to be able to ad-lib at any time.


2) A Pimp Has Got to Be Able to Take in The Information at Hand

If a pimp doesn’t start learning from the beginning, he is in for a long, hard haul to the bottom of the heap. A real Master Pimp, or a potential Master, loves the challenge that "new thoughts" a new Game brings.


1) Be Cold

A Master Pimp must have the ability to be as cold as necessary. He must be able to go from being ice, to being an iceberg. – Expose yourself to external environment where you have to practice being unaffected by others and exterior events. Don’t give a f*ck about the outcome.

my brotha brung the knowledge to the thread nothing but the highest honor of respect to you sir. 

“Son, there is no reason except a stupid one for anybody to project on that screen anything that will worry him or dull that vital edge. After all, we are the absolute bosses of that whole theatre and show in our minds. We even write the script. So always write positive, dynamic scripts and show only the best movies for you on that screen whether you are pimp or priest.” 

even if pimpin aint your style, you should soak up some game so you dont get played.

"ladies is pimps too"