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every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me...
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every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me...
Originally Posted by hella handsome
Originally Posted by DatZNasty
Saw the same pic on Google and thought about it, but I'm firing a lot of bad jokes tonight already and didn't want to continue to risk my fg% continuing to plummet. Smush is on Myspace 24/7, somebody should just msg him and ask him about itOriginally Posted by hella handsome
its cool fam, keep that percentage up for those post season stats.
Originally Posted by rayray3thousand
AWESOME story.... quick pic of the girl would be hilarious though (just to put the story in perspective... no e-perving)
i was about to just start beating her, but instead i jumped out my window and started running down the street lol...
Originally Posted by SneakerHeathen
Originally Posted by GG0tti
shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:
so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...
so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..
soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...
so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"
im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....
so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....
EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me...
Originally Posted by smoke ya later
the greatest story ever on NT..maybe
Originally Posted by coryturner
real talk its not funny when it happen to you.......last month me and my baby momma got back together so one day i wanna take her and my baby out so I call her and she didnt answer so i called her 10 more times and she still didnt answer so I went to her crib and car parked out and it was another car a 1988 cutlass on 22 inch blocks so I knock on the door and no one come to the door but she left the door open so I just walked in when i walk upstairs I hear i dude moaning so I open the door and i see my baby momma sucking dude up they both butt naked so i drop to my knees in shock and then he nutted on my baby momma face while im sitting right there and then he told me my kids on your baby momma face and they look better then your son so me and him started fight and after i beat his %@+ he got his gun so i dipped
Originally Posted by coryturner
real talk its not funny when it happen to you.......last month me and my baby momma got back together so one day i wanna take her and my baby out so I call her and she didnt answer so i called her 10 more times and she still didnt answer so I went to her crib and car parked out and it was another car a 1988 cutlass on 22 inch blocks so I knock on the door and no one come to the door but she left the door open so I just walked in when i walk upstairs I hear i dude moaning so I open the door and i see my baby momma sucking dude up they both butt naked so i drop to my knees in shock and then he nutted on my baby momma face while im sitting right there and then he told me my kids on your baby momma face and they look better then your son so me and him started fight and after i beat his %@+ he got his gun so i dipped