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Just be happy you are smashing, unlike me
Bro why you not getting laid?
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Just be happy you are smashing, unlike me
Must be a choice , I know 400 lb'rs gettin pusyJust be happy you are smashing, unlike me
Bro why you not getting laid?
The 4 Ps
Pump pull purge pray
**** condoms, it's all about willpower sonI can count on 1 hand the amount of times I have had sex with a condom and it's just miserable every time, an I never finish because I can't feel anything.
Get ya pull out game up, b.
RIPJust hope you're sterile, I was hoping I was before having 3 kids and 3 bms
got damn mane :xJust hope you're sterile, I was hoping I was before having 3 kids and 3 bms
That's the thing, for the longest, they just seemed geared to insult and disrespectSuper low blow. It wasn't even funny that's the worst partJust have KSteezy, ksteezy, and the saliva from his dirty mouth will kill all your shooters from ya girl's yambs
You so clever
It's just unnecessary, a low blow
Just hope you're sterile, I was hoping I was before having 3 kids and 3 bms
Or smash in a pool/hot tub/lake, ocean and ya swimmers will be washed out naturally.You have to smash with her on top. Gravity will prevent your lil soldiers from swimming upstream. Thank me later.
Hope all your kids are just months a part of not @ the idea that you might be sterile after the 1st kid.Just hope you're sterile, I was hoping I was before having 3 kids and 3 bms
MD's thinking bout taking the BM off of BC.
Use a butt plug.
It must be two side.
You have to smash with her on top. Gravity will prevent your lil soldiers from swimming upstream. Thank me later.
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MD's thinking bout taking the BM off BC
I can count on 1 hand the amount of times I have had sex with a condom and it's just miserable every time, an I never finish because I can't feel anything.
Lol dude starts using it only to be told his BM is pregnant a week later.Use a butt plug.