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nah man.. that aint doing it right..AP marching outside to snap off a branch to beat one of his 12 kids with
you send the kid outside to pick it
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you send the kid outside to pick it
elpablo21
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AP marching outside to snap off a branch to beat one of his 12 kids with
nah man.. that aint doing it right..
you send the kid outside to pick it
Yup, and if it was a weak one you make them go back out and pick again
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I got the wooden spoon once in a blue moon. Ouch
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Yup them belts. My bro got got with a frying pan once
dudes *** was purple
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I never really got beat, other than my mom dukes laying a quick smack
All my Nigerian friends used to be SHOOK to go home if they ever got in trouble at school
All my Nigerian friends used to be SHOOK to go home if they ever got in trouble at school
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My Grandma once flipped a remote control at me like a ninja star because I mumbled something about Murder She Wrote being boring.
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*dead*
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To add to those weapons mentioned above, I also got whooped with a hot wheels track, plastic sword, and spatula. The worse was when mom waited until I was done taking a bath: "Pip, when you get out of the tub, bring your *** here"
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Parents cant beat their kids anymore?
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Old people loved Angela Lansbury. Bad move Ches, should've known better
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used to think it was tough that it didn't hurt until they upgrade and **** you up. then i got smart and pretended everything was the end of the world.
elpablo21
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My mom only threw chanclas at me.
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Which one of AP's 14 kids did he hit?
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I was dealing with borderline child abuse growing up compared to some of these stories 
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My mom had a plastic paint paddle. She was undefeated with that in her hand
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As a dude who caught plenty of switches back in the day F the DA for going forward w/ this case, this the reason i cant go to target w/o seeing some parent trying to reason w/ a loud *** child instead of giving them that fire
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Parents could never beat their kids. They could always punish. There is a difference
I know what your saying, softness has gotten a little out of hand
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hope it was nothing serious, though.
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I remember one time I walked away and kinda smacked my lips. My dad heard it and slung the phone book like a boomerang and it hit me in the back of the head......I fell to the floor
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I shouldn't laugh
God damnit JJ
Hard not to.
I guess this kid was 11?
I don't know, man. I guess we'll have to wait and see. I wonder who alerted the authorities.
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