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Originally Posted by AJChick23
Choke the %%+* out of him..violence is the answer in this case.
Originally Posted by BronLe
Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69
are you a female?
Do they make Size 13 shoes in females?
it's not like I'm 20-Something, living rent-free
feels batman
Originally Posted by bauercans
Originally Posted by GRyPR33
1. Skeet on his pillow
2. Watch him get into bed later, pull his blanket up over himself, and rub his face into a dried patch of your semen. A quizzical look will cross his visage. Tell him that his nieces and nephews just wanted to kiss him goodnight.
As terror grips him, and his face contorts in disgust, rage, and sadness (similar to Luke Skywalker's upon learning that Vader was his father)........ calmly turn around and walk out of the room without saying a word.
3. He will never !+%+ with you again.
On a serious note, this really is a problem for your parents to solve.
Originally Posted by MPLSdunk
#+#%, i used to puke in the damb sink. i always cleaned it up though like a bawse. eff all that crouching down to the toilet when you're sauced. puke upright and clean it up.
Originally Posted by MonStar1
Puke in the sink is nothing. My girl told me when she went dress shopping for our wedding all the chicks got sick. I think they ate at this Brazilian place before they went. Anyways they were in the bathroom and while one was throwing up, this other chick actually took a dump in the sink.
I just watched Bridesmaids yesterday. You're an idiot.Originally Posted by eashawty
Originally Posted by MonStar1
Puke in the sink is nothing. My girl told me when she went dress shopping for our wedding all the chicks got sick. I think they ate at this Brazilian place before they went. Anyways they were in the bathroom and while one was throwing up, this other chick actually took a dump in the sink.