My boy is marrying a jumpoff....that i passed to him, and.....swapping, salad tossing+ period sex?

Originally Posted by Classy Freshman

Originally Posted by k3stacks

Rubber? pfffftttttt

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herpes :
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Originally Posted by jbpkickz

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yo said she asked for a golden shower , worst thing I did was hit my ex on her period, never again, had my bed lookin like a crime scene , got new sheets all that
Mannnnnnn. Former JO, one time when we were getting started she said, "I'm kind of on my period." I was like, "Kind of? The hell does that mean?". To which she responds, "Nevermind. It's fine. Just go for it." So I do. Finish up. She was making porn star noises the entire time. So I go to the bathroom with my swag on a trillion to brush my teeth and see my lower abdomen is all covered in blood.
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This thread jumped again. Looks like I have even more reading to do 
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Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Son what you talking about moisture? There's baby oil for that.


No way I'd let a N go inside with baby oil on his piece. You can't get it in your eye no way I'd want it in my vagina.
 
Originally Posted by mytmouse76

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Son what you talking about moisture? There's baby oil for that.


No way I'd let a N go inside with baby oil on his piece. You can't get it in your eye no way I'd want it in my vagina.

Baby oil is for when you PIITB. (Shrug)
 
Originally Posted by size twelve

Originally Posted by mytmouse76

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Son what you talking about moisture? There's baby oil for that.


No way I'd let a N go inside with baby oil on his piece. You can't get it in your eye no way I'd want it in my vagina.

Baby oil is for when you PIITB. (Shrug)

THAT is NOT happening
 
Originally Posted by size twelve

Originally Posted by mytmouse76

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Son what you talking about moisture? There's baby oil for that.
No way I'd let a N go inside with baby oil on his piece. You can't get it in your eye no way I'd want it in my vagina.
Baby oil is for when you PIITB. (Shrug)
I thought they knew

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No reason you can't get the girl wet enough and that'd be all the moisture you need anyway.
Originally Posted by mytmouse76

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Son what you talking about moisture? There's baby oil for that.
No way I'd let a N go inside with baby oil on his piece. You can't get it in your eye no way I'd want it in my vagina.
Originally Posted by mytmouse76

Originally Posted by size twelve

Baby oil is for when you PIITB. (Shrug)
THAT is NOT happening
How you even gonna know what I'm doing when you're bent over?

That's how I always pull the wrong hole trick.
Originally Posted by 940sicc3

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Blood on your **** is worse than blood on your hands. Yall wylin.
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im sayin

as for that herp pic, thats why i dont eat da box
And for yall that aint notice that's like a double entendre
 
A Jump is a jump, wouldn't matter if she mess with someone I know or not I would be weary to date someone like that.Unless you getting with a virgin ,who knows what someone was before they met you.
 
I'd smash on red any day. Put a towel down. It don't even be bloody tho.


Oh, blood was in my mouth once. Posted my story in the embarrassing sexual encounters thread
 
I heard less than a spoon full of blood is discharged during the period most of it is clear fluid.
But naw I'm good I will just wait a couple days when it's over
 
yall boys wildin in here. I had Red sex once but it was in the shower with my girl and for some reason in the shower no red flow was happening....

Never Ate during the red week though... That's beyond my comprehension.
 
Guys, shouldn't women get an enema or something prior to PIITB?

Cus, what if she hasn't gone to the restroom?

I've seen some *$@! man
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