MY ALMA MATER CRACKS DOWN ON DORM SEX

Originally Posted by durty pancakes

Originally Posted by dano4o8

Originally Posted by doosta45

why wouldnt the roommate who isnt smashing just leave? or if they saw the person of the opposite sex spending the night why not go kick it at your friends spot.


my ex stayed at her aunts house to watch her kids while she went to work at the hospital. there would be times where her aunt wouldnt go to work and she call her scrap to come through to smash. me and my ex slept on an airbed in the living room. but the sounds of her aunt smashing then the visuals were not cool. she was a 300+ pound woman, and she was moaning mad loud. i would have to leave mad early because i couldnt take the sounds anymore
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Is it wrong if this turned me on a little?
Cmon fam, 300 lbs?! Thats Snorlax status
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That's so jacked up.
 
Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some !$$%....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
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Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some !$$%....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
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Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some !$$%....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
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Originally Posted by romedadude

Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some !$$%....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
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Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some !$$%....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
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Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some #!@$....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
noooooooo
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I can't see the video, but my school acts like they don't want us to smash. We're not supposed to be on the opposite sex's floor aftermidnight, and they don't hand out condoms
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lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some #!@$....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
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You got escorted
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You killin me.
 
Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some !$$%....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.


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Ah man..I feel ya tho
 
the 1st chick seemed upset that she couldn't be smashed anymore.. she made me
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a lil bit.
 
Wait, I'm confused
Does this mean you can't have a 3-way including
you roomate since technically they can't be in the room?
 
Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some !$$%....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
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Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some !$$%....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
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A for Effort my friend
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Originally Posted by verynecessary

Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some !$$%....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
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Single rooms FTW
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Originally Posted by bcb308

Originally Posted by verynecessary

Originally Posted by toast1985

lol, I remember when I was back in college studying with this chick freshmen year, she had an apartment style dorm w/ paper thin walls. And her roommate was getting the BUSINESS. I wanted to go ask if she was ok for a second...She was screaming like he was drilling her with a footstool or some !$$%....In the back of my mind, I'm thinkin this has got to be turning you on...so I rubbed her thigh, and was immediately escorted to the front door...FML.
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Single rooms FTW
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I agree with that one.
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Originally Posted by dano4o8

Originally Posted by doosta45

why wouldnt the roommate who isnt smashing just leave? or if they saw the person of the opposite sex spending the night why not go kick it at your friends spot.


my ex stayed at her aunts house to watch her kids while she went to work at the hospital. there would be times where her aunt wouldnt go to work and she call her scrap to come through to smash. me and my ex slept on an airbed in the living room. but the sounds of her aunt smashing then the visuals were not cool. she was a 300+ pound woman, and she was moaning mad loud. i would have to leave mad early because i couldnt take the sounds anymore
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Is it wrong if this turned me on a little?

LMAO..... but
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