MTV's The Challenge

Q: I can't believe The Challenge XXX: Dirty 30 is over and you never did an NBA/Challenge crossover column! I was so fake outraged I came up with my own comparisons.

Tony–Dwight Howard (extremely accurate); Kailah–Dion Waiters (both think they’re the best, both below average in PER); CT–LeBron (forces of nature who never age, even though they've both lost a step they can step it up when needed); Camila–Boogie Cousins (forces of nature in a different way, could blow up at any time); Jordan–Russell Westbrook (only go full speed, better alone than as partners); Cara Maria–Kyrie Irving (the silent sides of dysfunctional partnerships who now thrive on their own); Derrick–Kyle Lowry (tough overachievers); Tori–Kristaps Porzingis (only because Laurel is Giannis).
—Shaughn B.

BS: Tori as Kristaps? What? The Challenge has no Kristaps. There’s never been a 7-foot-3 freak scorer who can protect the rim on The Challenge. I’m positive. I have Tori as Ben Simmons (stunningly good rookie season, ambidextrous, future Hall of Famer if she can stay healthy), Leroy as Blake Griffin (all the tools, keeps falling short), Cory as Joel Embiid (lots of **** talk, no results yet), Aneesa as Zach Randolph (if you’re starting her in 2017, you’re in trouble), Darrell and Bananas as Wade and Dirk (the all-timers with nothing left to prove), and Markelle Fultz as the dude from Are You the One who disappeared in the first episode. (Sorry, I had to.) By the way, I’m 48 years old.
 
Damn they definitely got new Sponsors and Investors for The Challenge this year.

This reunion looks lit.
Real Pop music during the season...
Big spending.

Tori over there looking like a Peach.
Ca't wait to hear about her and the dude she loved to start the Season.
Why did they break up, because she was good and he sucked or what?
 
You could tell on the Challenge that Tori had 'outgrown' what her and Derrick had.
I mean she grew up.
She tapped into her potential and wasn't about to be weighed down.
That's just a part of growing and living.
Still sucks for Derrick but man, sometimes it beez that way you know...
 
How did CT dodge his induction in to tnhat hof? Son hooked up with at least 3 chicks during his time.

Also what's with these #DiemStrong commercials? Is it the anniversary or something? Still makes me sad.
 
Just really noticed during the Corey segment, Camilla is not there.

Miz talking about 6 contestants and I only see 5.

I get why she's not there though. MTV made this reunion all happy and entertaining. They would've had to address her racism again.
 
SO Camilla didn't go to the reunion so she wouldn't get called out for being racist toward Leroy?
 
Again. Remember, she got called out like 2 weeks later on an after show.

I'm tight Tori is in 3rd place :smh:
 
Camila isn't there because she had a mental breakdown during the next season of Champs vs Pros. From what I read she ended up stealing a golf cart and running over a producer (srs). :lol:
 
Camila isn't there because she had a mental breakdown during the next season of Champs vs Pros. From what I read she ended up stealing a golf cart and running over a producer (srs). :lol:
:rollin

You know looking back when she first showed up we may have been looking at a person with severe anger problems with the potential alcoholism to lead to a psychotic break that we all laughed at as the usual reality tv entertainment.
 
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