Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[jape]

so she's baby washed
it happens to the best of em

 

[leonsancastle]

The bottoms of my feet had been hurting for a couple days straight so I used WebMD to self-diagnose myself as having plantar fasciitis then I went to a podiatrist to confirm it...I think I was the only person in there who didn't already own a cemetery plot or shoes with velcro.

I avoid all quasi-sexual conversation or inappropriate jokes with any woman at work who I don't trust...u aint bout to ME TOO me Becky!

After much research and careful consideration I'm still torn between copping Meundies or Duluth Trading Company underwear.

I own more dress socks then athletic socks.

I own starch, multiple lint rollers, and all my pots and pans have their appropriate covers.

At any given time Pinterest, Letgo, Craigslist and NYdailynews.com are open on my pc.

I can no longer watch videos of people fighting online.

Last but not least I created this....

 

[Heisen808]

He ain’t on the team.

He’s right there on my original roster.

He ain’t been playin.

 

[coolcool]

He ain’t on the team.

He’s right there on my original roster.

He ain’t been playin.

hahaha good no call foul ref

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

My core is a constant struggle, so I’m riding with the seat warmer on low year round, helps me stay loose. Side note: Tiny but still fine.

 

[Nouss]

She's gross. Her snaggleteeth creep me out.

**** really bothered me during that season of Fargo.

 

[QU!K]

Liv Tyler is looking extra regular these days too

I guess having kids does that to you

 

[Nouss]

She looks fine. Still pretty. Doing very well compared to most of her peers.

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

Liv Tyler is looking extra regular these days too

I guess having kids does that to you

That dress is terrible. Makes her look like Morticia Addams.

 

[T0INE]

Spoiler

I realize that people get old but GOD DAMN I just realized I’ve never seen her in anything other than the sopranos. It was such a memorable role that I just expected her to still look like that. Would have never guessed in a million year that’s the same woman.

Then I realize that was probably 17 or 18 years ago.

She's aged relatively well to me. *shrugs*

Had me thinking she was the Kryptkeeper or something.

 

[sharpshooter718]

never once, in any light, under any circumstance have i ever found kirsten dunst attractive
not an exaggeration when i say i see better AWG on the daily

Likewise

 

[miamin2]

The body aches for no reason. Hangovers getting way too extreme for not even drinking that much. And when I started catching myself sounding like my parents. I'm not even 30 yet and I can't imagine anything I listed gets any better.

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

I was today years old when I realized I’m lowkey related to @nawghtyhare . I’ve never worked for tips so it slips my mind. Been getting tires and basic car maintenance from this one spot for 15 years, first time tipping the air guy was this weekend

 

[2163O1baller90]

If it makes you feel better she’s washed too

picture just screams "if you want to i can save you, I can take you away from here...so lonely inside, so busy out there"

 

[QU!K]

It was damp and cool yesterday, the joints in my hands and knees hurt.

 

[jape]

I have a muscular problem in my lower back.
My boss had to drive me to the ER on Friday morning in the middle of work cause I could barely walk. Xrays were negative so my spine is good

I am seeing a specialist soon and the direction I’m probably going to go is yoga along with my daily lifting routine.

I’m on steroids, muscle relaxer, Valium, and hydrocodon right now

 

[Bonafide]

Went to a family BBQ and my younger cousins were referring to themselves as "VSCO Girls" and kept saying "and i oops"

 

[SC kid]

Had to Google "vsco girl"

 

[LA Diggler]

Went to a family BBQ and my younger cousins were referring to themselves as "VSCO Girls" and kept saying "and i oops"

Not sure bout the first one but the below is used after a shady comment is made.

 

[2163O1baller90]

so vsco is pretty much the white version of hot girl summer? lol

 

[shogun]

I sprained my ankle real bad last year, took 4 months to heal. The area around the ankle joint looks like a big bump, must be a bunch of scar tissue. Now I keep getting calf cramps in the same leg.

 

[wayniac211]

Nah b, she’s washed I could have pulled up worse pics

Abnormal head neck ratio

 

[ahat]

It was damp and cool yesterday, the joints in my hands and knees hurt.

Cop some cbd oil. Got some for my mom, been helping her with her arthritis.

 

[QU!K]

Cop some cbd oil. Got some for my mom, been helping her with her arthritis.

From OCS?

 

[ahat]

From OCS?

I got it from this shop in Scarborough but I'm sure OCS has it too.