Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[maq25060]

Put them up for free on Facebook if they are in good shape. Some landscapers or masons will prob pick them up

This is what I did.

A dude AT LEAST 20 years older than me pulled up and turned this:

Into this

I'm trying to make myself feel better by telling myself he didn't have to dig them up and carry them from the backyard to the front. But I'd be lying if I didn't say I feel ashamed a dude that old volunteered for something that put me on my ***.

 

[mplsdunk]

If he does it everyday he’s built for it.

I build roads, I wouldn’t expect an ordinary person to stand in 300 degree asphalt in the summer and work all day and not need more breaks than me.

It’s all what you’re used to.

 

[you go boy]

I should do the same thing... I have 2 detolf cases in my room that were for funko pops... but I sold my collection years ago and now its empty and I dont want it... just dont feel like carrying it from upstairs to downstairs and onto the driveway...

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I haven’t exercised in like 4 years smh…I try to maintain a diet to compensate for this… but anyway decided to go for a 30 minute walk around the park for exercise…after around 20 minutes my left knee is sore… I thought this was weird because I don’t do any physical activities… maybe its from sitting all day at work… but still managed to walk for 30 minutes…

Ice your knees man. We need you back on the track.

 

[Air Champa]

Netflix and Hulu came out in 07/08.

That means there's kids today that don't even know life without streaming or what cable TV is. One of these days they'll learn what My Space and dial up internet was.

Saw a girl on social media complaining about people in their late 30s - 40s wearing Nirvana t-shirts. I want to believe that was a joke, but I really don't think it was

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

My daughter is a Myspace baby. Met her mom on there . She was born 07. Won't watch live TV if there's commercials, but will sit and watch 6: straight episodes of a show like it's nothing she would die if she had to wait week to week for a new episode. Thinks cable TV sounds like a dumb idea . F these kids

 

[el presidente]

I work with middle/high schoolers and I showed some baby pics the other day.

…all they had to do was open their parent’s IG and all of their baby stuff was there

Ngl it was pretty cool lol. Never realized how useful IG is in that respect

 

[mplsdunk]

My daughter is a Myspace baby. Met her mom on there . She was born 07. Won't watch live TV if there's commercials, but will sit and watch 6: straight episodes of a show like it's nothing she would die if she had to wait week to week for a new episode. Thinks cable TV sounds like a dumb idea . F these kids

does your daughter know who lil b is? mine does and it blew my mind.

 

[Air Champa]

What's funny is all the kids still know what Jordans are. I've been to a lot of high school events these past few years and there's Jordans everywhere. Watched a few kids playing basketball in Concords. I guess their dads passed it down to them.

I think I first got broadband internet around 2001 or 2002. It was a blazing fast 5000 mbps, if I remember right. Good old Road Runner.

 

[onewearz]

Kid i worked with yesterday asked me what was the OJ trail really that big of a deal

I also sat there explaining Kill Bill to him cause he never seen it and thought it was corny and not realistic ....

 

[s0lefunk]

Wife ordered a pair of dunks from StockX while my last footwear purchase was these…

For cleaning no less. Washed…

 

[Air Champa]

Damn. Never even heard of those. I've moved on to NB 990s, but I don't think that's a washed shoe like Air Monarchs.

Those of y`all struggling with aches and pains can do wonders for yourselves with daily stretching. I didn't take it serious for a long time cause I was a stupid meathead, but I've felt great since doing it.

 

[cgs37]

Wife ordered a pair of dunks from StockX while my last footwear purchase was these…

For cleaning no less. Washed…

I saw some kids in their 20s with these over their sneakers on a rainy day at Disney.

I was so jealous.

 

[sneeker]

What's funny is all the kids still know what Jordans are. I've been to a lot of high school events these past few years and there's Jordans everywhere. Watched a few kids playing basketball in Concords. I guess their dads passed it down to them.

I think I first got broadband internet around 2001 or 2002. It was a blazing fast 5000 mbps, if I remember right. Good old Road Runner.

I remember dial-up. I don't believe people nowadays will have the patience to wait minutes for everything to show on screen. The downloading taking 15 minutes for a 5mb mp3 file. Good times.

 

[adobecs4]

Only 15 minutes? Damn you had the good dial up

 

[sneeker]

Only 15 minutes? Damn you had the good dial up

That's a 5mb mp3 file, so it shouldn't be that bad. Mpeg video though takes half an hour for a 20mb file. Speed also depends on your dial-up adapter. Broadband was nice but expensive back then. I had Adsl which was paid by my company for free. After that was dsl. Now we are using optic fiber.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

does your daughter know who lil b is? mine does and it blew my mind.

She's more of a country fan I don't know how tf it happened there's a better chance of her knowing who Merle Haggard is than Lil B , she listens to absolutely no rap or hip hop I would be stunned if she did

 

[mplsdunk]

She's more of a country fan I don't know how tf it happened there's a better chance of her knowing who Merle Haggard is than Lil B , she listens to absolutely no rap or hip hop I would be stunned if she did

I mean country is the biggest genre I think so it’s not surprising. She probably just heard it from her friends since it obviously wasn’t you.

My daughter just came out of the woodwork one day like “this lil b song sounds like asap rocky”

I was like “BECAUSE CLAMS CASINO”

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Wife ordered a pair of dunks from StockX while my last footwear purchase was these…

For cleaning no less. Washed…

lol
clean though



somehow reminded me of these right away
washed version of

 

[el presidente]

Better to be caught with it, than without it….

For most, this adage refers to a gun. For washed individuals like myself, it refers to Imodium-AD

 

[MetalMario]

I'm from the Bay and my girl is from Virginia. She's younger than me and doesn't know who Lil B is so

But a few years ago I had a young client come thru with a sweater that had Block letters of L.Y.B.B. from Twelvvy's debut album. I quick remarked that the album is dope and he said Oh you know them? didn't think you would

 

[Mark Antony]

Oof, sneezed with my mouth inadvertently closed at the same time now I feel like I got a sore throat (pause?). What the hell.

 

[lovehateself]

Oof, sneezed with my mouth inadvertently closed at the same time now I feel like I got a sore throat (pause?). What the hell.

you just gave yourself mono

 

[calibeebee]

There is no greater pain in this world than the pain of being the guy that’s playing like TRASH on your rec league team. Got me walking to my car after the game like

 

[cs02132]

I want to start playing futsal again but haven’t played in 15+ years. That’s the exact reason I haven’t yet I don’t want to **** it up for everyone