Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[tr1ll]

I've been on that, "Cant complain...wouldn't help if I did.."

 

[ahat]

When people respond with "can't complain", I hit em with "you can but no one's gonna listen anyways".

 

[TSCQ]

“If you hear something different, somebody lied on me”

 

[tokes99]

i laugh every time i hear the og i work with on a customer service call with a vendor say, reflexively, when asked ‘how are you?’ ‘well i can’t complain, and who really cares’

 

[mplsdunk]

Just got off the phone with my credit card company. She told me “stay safe out there” and hung up.

 

[art vandelay]

Just got off the phone with my credit card company. She told me “stay safe out there” and hung up.

YOOOO!!!! I tell that to my kids (22/26) and the youngsters that work for me. Also “maneee, y’all keep your head on a swivel, it’s real life out there”.

I hit a co-worker with a “you think you nickel smooth, alright, well I got your penny change youngster”.

 

[mplsdunk]

This chick sounded real young, probably works with old heads.

 

[adobecs4]

I say that to everybody when I leave the barbershop. Stay safe out there

 

[mplsdunk]

it's a totally normal thing to say, It just caught me off guard coming from a bank.

 

[geno90221]

Today is my bday
I was called old man 2x today
I’m washed
Piru Forever

 

[langfor5]

Just spent the last 30 minutes watching YouTube reviews of snow shovels and plows. Washed.

 

[mplsdunk]

Easy

Western plows for pickups

Kage for skid steer

Arctic for loader

HLA for tractor

“The snow plow” shovel

Done my fair share of plowing

 

[deusavertat]

Easy

Western plows for pickups

Kage for skid steer

Arctic for loader

HLA for tractor

“The snow plow” shovel

Done my fair share of plowing

I told my HOA if they paid me the money they give to our contractors I'll plow and shovel everyone driveway myself.


That was a lie, its too brick outside.

 

[mplsdunk]

Shoveling is for the birds. Pay a meth head cash to do that.

Lease a skid steer with a plow for the rest for the winter. Your local caterpillar dealer will have it covered.

Equipment is climate controlled. Idk what a lease is these days. Maybe 4k a month so do the math plus fuel.

 

[frankmatthews]

I find myself wondering why these kids pants are so baggy

 

[Brownstone]

I always roll my eyes when I hear people saying they fall asleep during NBA games or NFL games, but today Wolves are on TNT with a start time at 10pm and I'm like idk lol. WASHED

 

[doublemesh96]

Carful fellas that 21 savage character got these young boys acting a fool out here

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Today is my bday
I was called old man 2x today
I’m washed
Piru Forever

Happy Birthday welcome to team washed

 

[el presidente]

Once you start making beats/rhythm with your yawns...consider yourself WASHED

 

[adobecs4]

I always roll my eyes when I hear people saying they fall asleep during NBA games or NFL games, but today Wolves are on TNT with a start time at 10pm and I'm like idk lol. WASHED

I've lost count on how many times I've fallen asleep while playing 2k or Madden wake up to 27 turnovers in a row

 

[Hijo Del Promo]

Carful fellas that 21 savage character got these young boys acting a fool out here

Dont worry the Taylor Swift influenced girls going to get all these dudes caught up in the future.

 

[TSCQ]

I've lost count on how many times I've fallen asleep while playing 2k or Madden wake up to 27 turnovers in a row

Retire the controller….

 

[maq25060]

Couldn't stand it as a kid, but now? Love me some good pot roast.

 

[Comparison Ford]

House Hunters has become one of my favorite TV shows.

 

[moderndarwin]

I eat the same meal plan every week Mon to Fri

MWF: Salmon rice tomatoes onions garlic tzatziki
TTh: Kimchi fried rice with eggs