Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[smedroc]

Not the dong camera

That has to hurt.

That's why we start a sounding regimen once we hit 30 to build a tolerance for such occasions.

 

[Korofi]

Started dating 50 and older women. They're farts smell like lavender though. Be good as hell

 

[jaypesoz]

started working the wardrobe around these hats... washed???

You don’t need even to plan a wardrobe around that because that’s part of the kit.

 

[kdawg]

Took my kids to an amusement park today. Just a place near where my older son is at college - just a few rides and mini golf and stuff.

Been on the swinging pirate ship, one of those ones that goes up and drops, and what we call waltzers around here - undulates up and down and the little round compartment spins independently.

I can’t go on anything else. I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy them - just that I’m literally having to stop myself throwing up. I used to enjoy this sort of thing.

 

[cs02132]

Idc how in shape you are, a few hours at an amusement park will wipe you tf out for some reason

 

[Mark Antony]

Whole day of walking around in the sun is truly draining. Better pick the right shoes.

 

[kdawg]

Idc how in shape you are, a few hours at an amusement park will wipe you tf out for some reason

And if you’re in the worst shape of your life?

 

[geno90221]

Whole day of walking around in the sun is truly draining. Better pick the right shoes.

Went to Disney with my daughter she wore Dunks and was damn near in tears by the end of the night

 

[Mark Antony]

Damn not dunks. RIP feet.

 

[mplsdunk]

I’ll walk all day in some vans, never bothered me.

I went to an amusement park last summer. The wood roller coasters gave me a headache but the other rides were fine.

 

[lovehateself]

Day at Disneyland = 30,000+ steps
Sync your devices kings
Get them ladies in accounting hella tight for the 10k a day contest

 

[Bronson]

Idc how in shape you are, a few hours at an amusement park will wipe you tf out for some reason

I disagree. Piece of cake.

 

[lovehateself]

Had an annual pass for Disneyland for years up until the pandemic

 

[calibeebee]

Day at Disneyland = 30,000+ steps
Sync your devices kings
Get them ladies in accounting hella tight for the 10k a day contest

Really wish I worked a sedative job. This is the easiest/shortest day I’ve had in months. Haven’t even hit the gym yet. And this the slowest time of the year for me at work

 

[AgentZero]

Was making a doctor's appointment with a doctor whose name sounded familiar. Searched my email inbox and found an appointment email from April 2013. When I got on the phone the receptionist asked for my name and date of birth and said I was in their database. I proceeded to tell them it was funny that they still had me in the system after "5 or 6 years."

 

[D StaXX]

For the past week I haven't been able to stay up to watch the 4th quarter of any games.
The past 2 nights I've woken up in the middle of the night with the tv and lights still on.
Couldn't even find the energy to walk to the bedroom. Just slept on the couch both nights.

 

[Mark Antony]

I ain't finished not a one playoff game from the middle America teams.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

For the past week I haven't been able to stay up to watch the 4th quarter of any games.
The past 2 nights I've woken up in the middle of the night with the tv and lights still on.
Couldn't even find the energy to walk to the bedroom. Just slept on the couch both nights.

Dad life

 

[kungfu koala]

i dont even know....
got **** like this on the sleep/asmr playlist

 

[picasso swerve]

i dont even know....
got **** like this on the sleep/asmr playlist

Jollibee chicken joy.

Better than Popeyes and any other fast food type chicken when fresh but man its the worst chicken a day later. Popeyes still hits if you have leftovers the next say for lunch or whatever but Jollibee? Idk why its pure crap after.

 

[cs02132]

I like those asmr videos where they cut soap

 

[calibeebee]

Has anybody seen the movie The Lobster? Yeahhhhh…. Collin Farrell’s character is too relatable. One of the Reasons he chooses his life partner, is so that he’ll have someone to rub pain lotion on the parts of his back that he can’t reach. I literally had my GF use the roll on Bio-Freeze medicine on my lower back this morning cuz I couldn’t reach it.

“ it hurts when you cannot reach to rub pain ointment on your back and you are constantly in pain.” -The Lobster

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[jape]

for everyone with no kids, just wait there's more.
the levels of washed exponentially increases. it's not even funny anymore.

took me 6 or 7 watches to finish batman cause i keep passing out.

 

[Korofi]

will still eat it