Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[kingkoopa]

Man I don't what happened.

I used to ba able to eat anything at anytime.

I had stomach issues a few weeks ago after a late night snack and blamed it on the food.

Man I had fish and a salad around 11 last night and my stomach is flippin!

I can't eat after 9 now.

 

[deusavertat]

I won't stand for the crocs slander in here.

I still need that camo crocs to wear to the range.

 

[IATT]

Man I don't what happened.

I used to ba able to eat anything at anytime.

I had stomach issues a few weeks ago after a late night snack and blamed it on the food.

Man I had fish and a salad around 11 last night and my stomach is flippin!

I can't eat after 9 now.

i think about the shh I lived off of as a child or in college and shh

i already know if I eat certain things now my stomach is going be a mess.. i know if I’m messing around with dairy I’m gambling and my a727 use to live off the shh between cereal and other sh

 

[deusavertat]

Picking up the official sport of washed men everywhere. Word to Trump

 

[onewearz]

I don't mind the ones in my hair it all, it's the beard that gets me

Saw a pic of myself with my beautiful coal black , razor sharp beard like 10 yrs ago and almost cried. Made it worse when i took my pic to make an emoji and this is what i got ....

 

[deusavertat]

My facial hair is graying one strand at a time. It's unsettling. I wish it would just get it over with.

 

[bendover]

How do I take the picture for my bitmoji lol

 

[lovehateself]

How do I take the picture for my bitmoji lol

yep, you belong here

 

[deusavertat]

yep, you belong here

 

[turbospartan]

My facial hair is graying one strand at a time. It's unsettling. I wish it would just get it over with.

Bro thats better than my situation. I have random greys throughout my beard, but for whatever reason I have a patch of them clustered together near my left jawline near my ear. Wtf

 

[art vandelay]

Picking up the official sport of washed men everywhere. Word to Trump

I’m not an avid player, but when I do play it’s just as intense/competitive as shooting ball

 

[smedroc]

Saw a pic of myself with my beautiful coal black , razor sharp beard like 10 yrs ago and almost cried. Made it worse when i took my pic to make an emoji and this is what i got ....

 

[smedroc]

Tweaked my lower back this morning picking up a shirt off the floor

Anything off the floor you gotta line that **** up like you're doing sumo deadlift one rep max.

 

[deusavertat]

I’m not an avid player, but when I do play it’s just as intense/competitive as shooting ball

Well the way my back and knees are set up right now, I think I should just get good at golf. If trumps fat *** can play it I should be ok.

 

[ahat]

I actually dont mind the greys in my beard my **** black, some greys, and the odd brown almost copper coloured hairs. I fw it though.

 

[T0INE]

Embrace the grays fellas. No point stressing yourself out about something you can't control unless you about that dye life.

Have you beards looking like Carlos Boozer's "hair"

 

[Brownstone]

Yeah I'm with you on that, my dad always dyed his. Doesn't bother me, that dye life aint worth it.

 

[nikeairon]

just this past year i haven't drank so much pepto bismol in my life

i used to love spicy foods, and now i gotta pick and choose what spicy foods i want to eat :-(

 

[nikeairon]

side note, what year were y'all born?

 

[onewearz]

1976

 

[Master Zik]

Someone take Vince to the nursing home. Mans thought it was still 1999, but his body is like "What?"

Something must be really wrong with his back

 

[art vandelay]

side note, what year were y'all born?

1977

 

[lecaffiend]

I’m not an avid player, but when I do play it’s just as intense/competitive as shooting ball

32 and picked up Golf. Play it more than I do basketball now.

 

[maq25060]

Golf is not a game that you win. It is a game that you play.

 

[deusavertat]

1985. My reaction to some of your ages.