Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[Bronson]

When people started calling me "sir".

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

Also having a Gluten allergy is washed af. Never had an issue til now

 

[doublemesh96]

officially closer to 40 than 30

 

[wayniac211]

two days ago i was riding my bike along this path and i noticed up ahead there was this girl walking these 2 huge dogs and she was basically taking up the whole path.

also she was wearing a tank top and yoga pants and she had a nice mass.

i knew that i would eventually have to go up on the side on the grass to pass her but i wasnt really paying attention until right at that moment because i was looking at her mass.
so when i start to go up on the "grass" i realize its more dirt and earth than grass when i hit it with the side of my tire and i just fall forward off my bike and made an "ooof" sound
never made that sound before.

girl and her dogs turned around scared as hell.

rode a few more miles and stopped at this lake like

if you were listening to reggaeton you would’ve translated your thoughts into a dynamic composition and pull her.

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

30 year olds complaining about being washed

Anti washed here. Been WFH and been going past midnight on the regular. Had to cop a treadmill. I might get my ears pierced and some tats once this all clears up.
#antiwashed

 

[SpittaJetLife]

I fell asleep on the couch and crushed my glasses. I’m washed.

 

[cs02132]

ive been going on quarantine walks and my ankles get sore when I walk on concrete too much

but the plus side to that is I just found out the park I’ve been at has trails right next to it so I’ve been walking those. Who woulda known?! It’s gonna be nice when everything is green again

 

[SupremeBeing5]

papageorgeo510 When did you know you was washed?

 

[SpittaJetLife]

two days ago i was riding my bike along this path and i noticed up ahead there was this girl walking these 2 huge dogs and she was basically taking up the whole path.

also she was wearing a tank top and yoga pants and she had a nice mass.

i knew that i would eventually have to go up on the side on the grass to pass her but i wasnt really paying attention until right at that moment because i was looking at her mass.
so when i start to go up on the "grass" i realize its more dirt and earth than grass when i hit it with the side of my tire and i just fall forward off my bike and made an "ooof" sound
never made that sound before.

girl and her dogs turned around scared as hell.

rode a few more miles and stopped at this lake like

Bruh not the oof sound lmao

 

[sooperhooper]

I'm impressed by this. A small travel roll in the tube. Just think of all the space wasted and some companies think they're slick by making the tube larger to save paper.

I still have mad travel rolls in the bathroom and I'm SO THANKFUL bc it's impossible to find tp now

 

[c money 88 05]

This didn’t necessarily say washed but helped imply/reinforce the feeling.

My girl’s niece turned 16 on Friday, she wasn’t doing any big party or anything obviously, but she had a couple of friends over at their place. The niece’s mom calls my girl to see if we wanna come sing happy birthday & say hey real quick, we’re like sure that’s cool, we’ll be right over. We go to the store real quick to get a ballon, some cake & a card, life’s great! Didn’t know the moment would end up like

We get there & the niece said she didn’t wanna have any old people come, just her younger friends. I laughed at first until I realized it was US she was talking about...I was looking at her hard like

Then I got mad until I realized I was twice her age now so that **** was lowkey valid...had me re-evaluating the way I look at myself all over again the rest of the night. I had a few moments of realization like damn

 

[Nouss]

Nah, that's still rude as hell. Say thanks, chop it up 2 seconds and go back to your party.

 

[adobecs4]

She still had a party/get together during a quarantine? Y'all sifferent.

 

[1c3m4m]

Low key one of the funniest threads on this site lol

remembering when i was a kid, when we were told to go to bed because it was late or we did some dumb **** we would be tight and act like its the end of the world

now i be happy af to go bed, like i won a prize or something, I would be out at work/function/errands thinking about my bed

 

[Bonafide]

Just turned 30 this week. Officially washed. My younger friends been calling me boomer all week

 

[41239]

This didn’t necessarily say washed but helped imply/reinforce the feeling.

My girl’s niece turned 16 on Friday, she wasn’t doing any big party or anything obviously, but she had a couple of friends over at their place. The niece’s mom calls my girl to see if we wanna come sing happy birthday & say hey real quick, we’re like sure that’s cool, we’ll be right over. We go to the store real quick to get a ballon, some cake & a card, life’s great! Didn’t know the moment would end up like

We get there & the niece said she didn’t wanna have any old people come, just her younger friends. I laughed at first until I realized it was US she was talking about...I was looking at her hard like

Then I got mad until I realized I was twice her age now so that **** was lowkey valid...had me re-evaluating the way I look at myself all over again the rest of the night. I had a few moments of realization like damn

yall prolly borin af

im not twice my niece age but im close n she definitely dont feel like dat

yours so cold wit it tho lmao

how she even fix her mouth to say dat ****

i had to read it again dats some **** a lil *** kid say not a 16 yo who kno better

 

[GTA 809]

30 year olds complaining about being washed

Foreals. Like do your knees even make noise yet?

 

[addict4sneakers]

Foreals. Like do your knees even make noise yet?

nope. I do have to ice up after hooping but that’s ok. I’m trying to beat Father Time. I’m 35

 

[shogun]

Also having a Gluten allergy is washed af. Never had an issue til now

All the best foods have gluten. I’d hate life even more if I became allergic to gluten.

 

[kn0wledgeable]

Started doing Insanity workouts cause of this quarantine crap. Into week 3 now....my knees hurt and I still have 5 weeks to go. No idea how this dude Lebron still doing it in the NBA with his age

 

[41239]

Started doing Insanity workouts cause of this quarantine crap. Into week 3 now....my knees hurt and I still have 5 weeks to go. No idea how this dude Lebron still doing it in the NBA with his age

u prolly outta shape

he never got outta shape dats why

 

[SpittaJetLife]

u prolly outta shape

he never got outta shape dats why

Hes also an elite athlete. Cant compare him to average Joes.

 

[_relinquo]

I partially tore my ACL sitting down in my desk chair.

Dunno how, but clearly, I'm ****in washed.

 

[41239]

Hes also an elite athlete. Cant compare him to average Joes.

nah dats a excuse

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

Started doing Insanity workouts cause of this quarantine crap. Into week 3 now....my knees hurt and I still have 5 weeks to go. No idea how this dude Lebron still doing it in the NBA with his age

Lebron spends a mortgage on recovery and maintenance every year. My first order of business when this Covid **** over is a Spa Day and a ridiculous meal