Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[moe200069]

I was supposed to go out last night. After I shower and get half dressed, I made calls to confirm plans but no one picks up. I lay down and next thing you know I wake up at 2:30 am with all the lights on in my apt

the whole squad washed my G..

no judgment though, i can relate

 

[Deleted member 204831]

I’m known as cornflakes because I’m always flaking last minute. Too tired to go out and care now.

 

[titang545]

Guys it is over, might as well start looking at caskets. Coworker was telling me all the activities his daughter is doing at camp, tennis, swimming, and dodgeball all outside. As I was listening to him, I was thinking man I would need a nap after swimming and dodgeball outside in this heat.

 

[korben dallas]

Joined this kickball league with some friends this summer. Its fun but also made me realize how truly washed I am.

20 year old me with look at current 30 me with utter disgust lmaoooooooo

 

[spiceman80]

I used to do construction in my younger days and be outside all the time so dealing with bugs never bothered me. Hell when I was a senior in HS I remember playing flag football in a field inundated with cicadas like it was nothing.

Anyway, I am usually a good boyfriend and check when my girl's car needs gas and go fill up the tank for her.

However a swarm of grasshoppers have invaded Las Vegas....

Spoiler: EXAMPLES

So a a couple nights ago I head to the gas station and while I am sitting at the light near the station I peep that a whole bunch of them are at the station, mobbin the place.

Me....

The next day my girl went to her mom's house, and text me why I didn't put gas in the car (she saw me leaving for the gas station). I told her there were some suspicious characters hanging around the place so I felt it best to not go. When she asked me why I didn't go to another one, all I could say is that I'm not driving an extra two miles.

#Get The Downy

I'm coming out there in two weeks and I just heard about that damn invasion. What's it like during the day? Has begun to die down yet?

 

[QU!K]

I always hear about how Danny Green is a vet and Danny Green is washed. Then I looked up his age, I’m older than Danny Green by a couple months.

 

[art vandelay]

'97 I was one years old

My kid was born in 97. I’m super washed.

 

[youngogjosh]

My kid was born in 97. I’m super washed.

You washed washed

 

[SuperQ]

I was 20 in '97...

 

[art vandelay]

I was 20 in '97...

Me too fam, me too.

 

[tr1ll]

It’s about to be another in-the-bed-by-ten night..

 

[babyface34]

I’m known as cornflakes because I’m always flaking last minute. Too tired to go out and care now.

It's ok. Once I hit my 30's, "who all gon' be there?" has become sort of a mantra/way of life.

 

[jumpmanpro97]

That swarm or grasshoppers would be burned by 1997 me lol lighter and a can of wd-40 flame thrower style 2019 me ain’t even getting out the car

 

[sugafree]

Me and my wife washed...we can’t wait to go to the nursery this weekend for plants

 

[el presidente]

Random cough gang checking in

I don't smoke, I'm not sick, but every once in a while....I cough

 

[the 718 truth]

I’m not really sure how or when I hurt my back but I’m legit a little shook rn

 

[art vandelay]

I was 20 in '97...

Me too fam, me too.

 

[art vandelay]

Me and my wife washed...we can’t wait to go to the nursery this weekend for plants

Fam, I could be wrong and in the minority here, but in my modest opinion that’s not washed at all. That’s growth and maturity fam.

 

[promac]

Going to the nursery for plants and flowers

 

[SuperQ]

Fam, I could be wrong and in the minority here, but in my modest opinion that’s not washed at all. That’s growth and maturity fam.

Indeed. My weekends are spent in Home Depot, Lowes, Living Spaces, etc...

 

[shogun]

I wouldn’t label that growth and maturity, you just getting some relaxing hobbies that older people enjoy. I enjoy watching those home makeover shows and interior design shows.

 

[smedroc]

This black lady thought I was Cedric the Entertainer , I'm not even that old

dang

 

[smedroc]

Bought a protein bar and it came out to 2.78.
A. I actually had change in my pocket....
B. I pulled the change out, dumped it on the counter, and counted out 73 cents. Took the rest out of the penny dish next to the register.



I'm finished.

 

[smedroc]

You know you're washed when you musculo-skeletal anatomy knowledge is on point and you have no professional involvement with the health & fitness industry.

My back has been toast for like 2 months now. Been sitting on a yoga ball at my desk like i'm in my third trimester to keep my lumbar spine out of flexion and to take the load of my QL's.

Been walking around work bouncing my trigger point ball like i'm Stallone in Rocky. Have to lay on the floor and roll out that area 4-5 times a day

 

[turbospartan]

Feeling quite washed this morning. Went downhill mountain biking yesterday and took a pretty nasty Tumble. Most of the impact to my left shoulder, of which I can barely life my left arm now.

Do I just give it some time to see if it goes away?