Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[WASPS ANDD ASPS]

I got dizzy watching Aquaman.

Every single scene spun.

 

[robtoofresco]

Almost wet the bed last night. Washed

Once a man, twice a child.

 

[ahat]

Almost wet the bed last night. Washed

Got damn

 

[nawghtyhare]

Has nothing to do with washness, means your tolerance for alcohol is low. I’m hella washed and I can drink like a fish

Bruh that just means ur an alcoholic

 

[promac]

Bruh that just means ur an alcoholic

 

[SpittaJetLife]

Bruh that just means ur an alcoholic

I'm screaming

 

[nawghtyhare]

ITS BOUT TO BE LIT!!!!!!!

so wife bday in a couple weeks
We heading to Vegas
Just us 2
We planning to get drunk
Eat
Gamble
Get high off edibles
And have sex
Now I have no problem getting hard
or anything like that far from it
But I was thinking
damn some viagra would have it POPPIN
That 8 hr erection bout to do some damage
So I message my doctor
Ask for a small prescription of it
The doctor came through
No questions asked
It’s bout to be ON
We gonna be high and drunk
And gonna be freaky
Already got the edibles stocked up too
I can’t wait

 

[DCAllAfrican]

im touched
sincerely
ill add u to my christmas gift list

Ok.

So when will you start taking your healths seriously?

Do you want to die at 60?

 

[alchemist iq]

Bought this to improve the iq, drank some but somehow I missed placed the bottle I poured it in. #lowiq

 

[nawghtyhare]

Ok.

So when will you start taking your healths seriously?

Do you want to die at 60?

Started 2 days ago
Will continue till my Vegas trip
Take a break during the trip
Then continue after the trip
Also as long as I see my kids succeed at life
I’ll be glad
I’m young enough to where that can happen by the time I’m 50
So if I die at 60
I can die happy

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Started 2 days ago
Will continue till my Vegas trip
Take a break during the trip
Then continue after the trip
Also as long as I see my kids succeed at life
I’ll be glad
I’m young enough to where that can happen by the time I’m 50
So if I die at 60
I can die happy

Yea but will your kids be happy with a dewd daddy at the age of 60?

Being serious now. That is young

 

[nawghtyhare]

Yea but will your kids be happy with a dewd daddy at the age of 60?

Being serious now. That is young

Young yes compared to other races
But I believe for African American men
That’s the average
African American women live longer as well
And nah I know they wouldn’t be happy
But as long as they do right by each other
And become who they want to be in life
I will die happy

 

[parada45]

Checked the NBA Finals schedule

Got mad because almost every game starts at 9

 

[titang545]

cause at the time my mind and body didnt even realize it
till after i released
then i was like
"oh **** i hurt something"
bruh u get DEEP with those straps
it wraps around the back of her neck
while lifting up the legs
however far and wide she wants
she cant even bring them down cause it has like a release mechanism
so she will be sitting there on the bed wide open
i could feel her soul i be so deep

PM the straps or link in here if you can.

 

[promac]

ITS BOUT TO BE LIT!!!!!!!

so wife bday in a couple weeks
We heading to Vegas
Just us 2
We planning to get drunk
Eat
Gamble
Get high off edibles
And have sex
Now I have no problem getting hard
or anything like that far from it
But I was thinking
damn some viagra would have it POPPIN
That 8 hr erection bout to do some damage
So I message my doctor
Ask for a small prescription of it
The doctor came through
No questions asked
It’s bout to be ON
We gonna be high and drunk
And gonna be freaky
Already got the edibles stocked up too
I can’t wait

This sounds like my dream vacation

Going to do the same thing with wifey some day, except I may substitute the viagra for some Molly















Or I may just take both





PS: go easy on the edibles


I ate a whole fruity pebbles Rice Krispy treat the other day and I felt like I was on a hallucinogen

I couldn’t even hold a conversation, I couldn’t imagine ******* all night

 

[robtoofresco]

Checked the NBA Finals schedule

Got mad because almost every game starts at 9

PST for the win.

 

[turbospartan]

PS: go easy on the edibles, I ate a whole fruity pebbles Rice Krispy treat the other day and I felt like I was on a hallucinogen. I couldn’t even hold a conversation, I couldn’t imagine ****ing all night

This is true...edibles can hit you hard. And don't start eating more if they haven't kicked in yet... They will work

 

[promac]

This is true...edibles can hit you hard. And don't start eating more if they haven't kicked in yet... They will work

It was delicious and I always hear stories about how people felt like they were going to die and needed to get to the ER...



I was trying to see what that felt like



**** kept climbing, didn’t start peaking until at least 2 hours after I ate it

 

[jape]

new pickup
i sleep with this now to elevate my knees
also use it on the couch
actually very comfy and my leg feels better already

 

[turbospartan]

It was delicious and I always hear stories about how people felt like they were going to die and needed to get to the ER...



I was trying to see what that felt like



**** kept climbing, didn’t start peaking until at least 2 hours after I ate it

Yea they can F you up. I'm fairly experienced with it living in CO, but you still never know what you're gonna get when you take them. You could be in for a wild ride

 

[nawghtyhare]

PM the straps or link in here if you can.

Goes around the back of the neck
To the ankles
Those 2 pull tabs on each side
Allows ur girl let’s to go as wide and high and back as she can go
It holds them up
Without her or u having to exert any energy doing it

 

[layziegunts]

wtf

 

[tr1ll]

Why...you..can't...hold...nvm, not my business..

 

[maq25060]

Goes around the back of the neck
To the ankles
Those 2 pull tabs on each side
Allows ur girl let’s to go as wide and high and back as she can go
It holds them up
Without her or u having to exert any energy doing it

I definitely feel like I know too much about you and your wife.


But Thanks for this lost. That **** looks like the truth.

 

[the 718 truth]

was sitting down on the couch and noticed that when my knee was bent it was started aching.
was watching game of thrones and by the end of the trash finale my knee was swollen af

had a mri on my knee
i have prominent damage in the cartilage of my knee
doc said i have to wear a brace immediately, no more exercise with my legs, and to try avoid using the stairs till i go see the specialist
might have to have surgery
doc said people don't usually notice these injuries till later because the lack of nerves and blood supply to your cartilage. unsure if it was traumatic or wear and tear

welp it was fun while it lasted


bout to cop the dopest walking cane i can find

Sounds like a torn meniscus. You’ll be fine had mine surgically repaired twice now