Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[deleted]

I got an update on my phone and everything is different and I accidentally called 2 people when texting and now I'm afraid to text

 

[mastamind033]

at the idea of talking to anybody on the phone other than my mom.

 

[Nouss]

I’m on team “1 bag at a time.” Carpal tunnel ain’t no joke.

Don't got carpal tunnel but I made the move.

All in on this #washed ****

 

[tr1ll]

I recently realized that popular rap music promotes, enequivocally and damn exclusively everything wrong with the black community. #washed

In good news, Beyoncé is older than me.

 

[turbospartan]

Work smarter, not harder.

(In regards to the grocery bag cart)

 

[RustyShackleford]

Don't got carpal tunnel but I made the move.

All in on this #washed ****

I think you and @Mark Antony have convinced me to join the wave.

#GroceryCartBoyz, we outchea

 

[Master Zik]

I got one myself

I only pull the all bags in one go when I'm taking groceries out the trunk

I did the trek once or twice, never again. Had to take breaks every few blocks and switch hands

I use the cart for the local market any time I know I'm loading up on liquids.

 

[alchemist iq]

I was rolling personal grocery carts back in. ‘97


Yall late to the game.

 

[Master Zik]

Man its the same cart I'd see ppl use for laundry.

It was just a step I wasnt willing to go until my washed body forced the issue.

 

[alchemist iq]

Got something like this and the wheels swivel.

 

[ayotayo]

 

[Nouss]

^Yup, my joint got the three wheel set up.

 

[ahat]

I was rolling personal grocery carts back in. ‘97


Yall late to the game.

Facts. Been on this

Got something like this and the wheels swivel.

Joint got all terrain wheels. Not bad, not bad.

 

[robtoofresco]

I’m visiting fam in Santa Barbara for the weekend & as I’m waiting for my cousin & his girl to finish getting ready so we could head out for the night, I’m in my aunt’s living room listening to music on my phone. My other cousin walks in with her daughters (15 & 12) & the 15 year old asks me what am I Iistening to.

Me: *shows her my screen of Usher’s “U Remind Me”

Her: Ooooooh I loooove old-school R&B!! What other singers would you recommend from when you were young!?

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

I’m visiting fam in Santa Barbara for the weekend & as I’m waiting for my cousin & his girl to finish getting ready so we could head out for the night, I’m in my aunt’s living room listening to music on my phone. My other cousin walks in with her daughters (15 & 12) & the 15 year old asks me what am I Iistening to.

Me: *shows her my screen of Usher’s “U Remind Me”

Her: Ooooooh I loooove old-school R&B!! What other singers would you recommend from when you were young!?

Tell me you were watching the video. If not, you have a walkman

 

[freshpairs]

I’m visiting fam in Santa Barbara for the weekend & as I’m waiting for my cousin & his girl to finish getting ready so we could head out for the night, I’m in my aunt’s living room listening to music on my phone. My other cousin walks in with her daughters (15 & 12) & the 15 year old asks me what am I Iistening to.

Me: *shows her my screen of Usher’s “U Remind Me”

Her: Ooooooh I loooove old-school R&B!! What other singers would you recommend from when you were young!?

Yall hit up wildcat?

 

[robtoofresco]

Tell me you were watching the video. If not, you have a walkman

Apple Music

Yall hit up wildcat?

Nah, my cousin is 33 & married with 2 kids.

We hit up this rooftop lounge in Goleta this time around.
BUT, I have been to Wildcat a few times with him back in his pre-washed days. My first time he took me there when I was 21 I hit the

when I saw how ratchet the o’s could get there. I was young & naive so I did not expect that considering the demographic.

 

[freshpairs]

Apple Music


Nah, my cousin is 33 & married with 2 kids.

We hit up this rooftop lounge in Goleta this time around.
BUT, I have been to Wildcat a few times with him back in his pre-washed days. My first time he took me there when I was 21 I hit the

when I saw how ratchet the o’s could get there. I was young & naive so I did not expect that considering the demographic.

You ever been out on state street during fiestas?

 

[titang545]

I’m visiting fam in Santa Barbara for the weekend & as I’m waiting for my cousin & his girl to finish getting ready so we could head out for the night, I’m in my aunt’s living room listening to music on my phone. My other cousin walks in with her daughters (15 & 12) & the 15 year old asks me what am I Iistening to.

Me: *shows her my screen of Usher’s “U Remind Me”

Her: Ooooooh I loooove old-school R&B!! What other singers would you recommend from when you were young!?

That is when you put your cousin over your knee, the level of disrespect. LOL.

Tell me you were watching the video. If not, you have a walkman

Walkman.

 

[robtoofresco]

You ever been out on state street during fiestas?

2017 was actually my first year going

My cousin & his boys would always hype it up when I was a teen & for one reason or another, it didn’t happen until that year. I took a lady friend of mine for the weekend & the day we went out on State St. for the festivities played out like a movie.

First spot we hit I ordered a Henny on the rocks & they filled an entire one of those clear solo cups up with brown & light ice for 5 BUCKS

At first we took it a little slow because my cousin’s wife & daughter (still only 1 kid in 2017) were with us but once my niece started getting tired mid-day, my cousin & I gave each other the

cause we knew once those two were gone, ****ery was a coming.

I’m not a big drinker but when they’re doing those type of generous pours, I must oblige. I was out there running wiiiild on my TX rattlesnake tip.

My hippy homegirl & me are doing our thing on the dance floors wingmanning each other like prime Stockton/Malone when I look to my side at one spot & even peep my cousin freaking on some PYT.

Faded to black at one point & just remember getting back to my cousin’s house & collapsing on the guest bed.

Viva la Fiestas

 

[turbospartan]

Feeling a bit washed today... hamstrings are sore, right shoulder is sore (hurt it sleeping last week )

 

[sharpshooter718]

I can barely stay up past 1130

 

[ayotayo]

I can barely stay up past 1130

930 for me

 

[calibeebee]

I’m up at 2am everyday because of work, so I have a hard time staying up later than 6pm most nights

 

[cubinican1]

This girl I recently met invited me to join her and her friends for karaoke for her birthday. A song comes on randomly and they all went crazy. I didnt recognize it at all, and they looked at me like I was crazy. They ask how dont you remember this? Its from the original High School Musical!! Everyone listened to/watched it religiously when they were in middle school. When they were in middle school I was a sophomore in college.