Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

Eastbound and Down will always be relevant to me. I can tell you have a different type of humor (if any at all), so I understand if it’s not for you.

I can’t do the whole deck, not as swole as you
 
No real man ever uttered those words

The day you stop trying to get stronger is the day you get castrated.
What kind of hellish slave nightmares you've been having?

Again, why not?

Dudes can't jump over 3 stairs.

Dudes took multiplie attempts to hop fences

Again, why not
You grown though. Why you still jumping steps? Hop fences for what?

Is it just to mentally feel good about doing something you did as a child?
 
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Just never heard a grown man say he is cool with not getting stronger.

He sounds defeated already. What is he, 35? Got 50+ years left of life
I see your stubbornness in the face of washedness.

Dont worry, soon you'll understand.
 
I jump steps as a workout.
You wasting your time b.

Hope you stepped your bone density game up.

If not you in for some extreme pain in your lower extremities. Nerve damage, shin splints, and all that.
 
DCAllAfrican DCAllAfrican must be going through it right now
Lady flow got u cramping and irritable
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I'm not sure son realizes these are all mostly overblown for jokes. A different kinda washed.
 
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