LISTEN UP MONROE-VERS...and other such movie quotes

[dontsteponmyshoes]

"you're killin me smalls"

 

[cbass625]

Originally Posted by papageorgeo

"There's a monster underneath my bed, can I get a glass of water? "

this is from signs right? it was creepy when she said that. so natural

 

[lui kang817]

"Gangstas..... whats up guys ?"

 

[hellaones]

"you win some...you lose some, but you live to fight another day"

"just cuz you pour syrup on *%%+ don't make it pancakes"

"I'll get my brother to shoot you in the face"

"#%#@ me"

 

[orange soda man]

"INSERTNAMHERE better not get in my face or I'll drop that mother-******"
"Your voice is like the combination of Fergie and Jesus."

 

[ripyzyz]

Originally Posted by Big J 33

Originally Posted by Prolific Sole

Originally Posted by Big J 33

My friend and I always quote the first Fast and the Furious...

When Paul Walker is eating tuna at Dom's place and says "I like the tuna here" and Vince comes up to him and says "#*+$%%#+ no one likes the tuna here" and then "why don't you go to Fatburger and get a double cheese with fries for 2.95 *@@%%!"

I don't know why I found that line so funny, but the movie has tons of quotables.

I also throw out tons of Pulp Fiction quotes... "I'm the foot %%*#%$+ master"

My favorite from that movie is the classic......"You never had me.....you never had your car!" makes me

every time.

I use that one all the time too... and then drop one of these..

Just dropped this one yesterday

"Brick killed a Guy"
"*%#*+!@ catalina wine mixer"
"Cool beans"

and random Kenny Powers lines

"No let him watch!!" http://www.youtube.com/v/O_oOTQx04UA&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/O_oOTQx04UA&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/O_oOTQx04UA&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/O_oOTQx04UA&hl=en_US&fs=1&







"I just saw 2 Boys raping a 6th grader....Im just kidding"

 

[juju]

"what the n_ was that?" - Harold and Kumar II

"yo, im cuban B! YES CUBAN B!" - Half Baked

"badges? we don't need no stinking badges." - Blazing Saddles

"you ever have your !#!#*@# licked by a fat guy in an overcoat." - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"MAN! ya'll ain't never got two things that go together. kool-aid, no sugar; peanut butter, no jelly; ham, no burger!" - Friday

 

[jthagreat]

Originally Posted by damedash06

"Is that pierre cardan?" no! " I knew it, I knew it wasn't pierre cardan"

N's get shot ereday B!

"What is this velvet?"

AAAHHH HAAAA!!!! (coming to america) lol

i say this all the time. wheres it from tho?

 

[daytona 5000]

Mmm butterscotch, yo.

 

[kunasty88]

"it's not for me, it's for me ma" - snatch
"harry you're alive! and you're a horrible shot" - dumb and dumber (perfect when blown and playing mw2)

 

[bostonthreeparty]

I'm gonna say this cause i love you, $%$# YOU!

 

[540jfan12]

I'll be honest with you.
That smells like pure gasoline.

at least once a day.

 

[mytmouse76]

i always find myself saying "its a doughnut" at the most random times and i have no idea what movie/show/commercial it came from...

 

[dublbagn]

IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! - hangover

Classic mix up - hangover

Thats a fart right there motherF$%^&* - I love you man

Thank you very little - caddyshack

so many just come up in normal conversation with my friends its like 2nd nature....

the greatest when used correctly is... That S#!% gets no play in THIS ride - menace 2 society

 

[matt53]

i find myself quoting seinfeld alot.

"A man without hand, is not a man"