TheGodFresco
formerly gsdoubleu
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ive had to prairie dog it a few times, but never full on **** in pants
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camping for concords -_-
Doo-doo butter turned his concords to playoffscamping for concords -_-
THIS IS THE STORY I WANT TO HEAR
euphoric ?
10 years ago, I chugged a big bottle of apple juice. I was playing GTA on the couch when I was all like "here comes the boom" but it came with a prize. I had to pull my shorts tight against my leg to prevent a Hansel & Gretel trail leading to the bathroom. Threw my drawers in the trash, aimed the showerhead on my anoos and lathered my buns into a frenzy.
Then recently at the work xmas party, we held it at Dave & Busters. We all split the nachos. I was driving home and felt it brewing. I knew it was going to be no fooling but I was out of cigarettes. I stopped at the gas station, and the door was locked. It's only locked when the dude is dropping bombs so I thought I'd wait. Then my stomach, in the voice of KITT, said "There's a situation here, sir" and I gently hopped in the car and made it home. I was practically convulsing when I got out and put my key in the door, and took off the shoes and shorts on my way in just in case. As soon as I kicked the shorts off I yelled out "NO" and that was it. I fudged my cheeks and it was still flowing. I pulled them off, dropped some on the floor but got the rest in the can.
That was the end of those underwears.
euphoric ?
That warmth, that courage to push it out and say "I just pooed my pants & I don't give an eff". I miss that feel bro. It's why I envy toddlers