Kate Upton...Bikini...Slow Motion...

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glad im not in no fap july challenge
 
I would take my penis out and put a condom on just so I could insert into her vagina.
 
I would take my penis out and put a condom on just so I could insert into her vagina.
 
I'd swim through the piranha infested waters of the amazon with bbq ribs tied around my nuts just to get a whiff of the school bus seat she sat on in elementary
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Love this girl
 
I'd swim through the piranha infested waters of the amazon with bbq ribs tied around my nuts just to get a whiff of the school bus seat she sat on in elementary
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Love this girl
 
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

I would paint my scrotum to look like a mouse and dip it in a tank full of hungry western diamondback rattlesnakes just to take a 5 minute nap on the floor of the same rest-stop bathroom her gay cousin had diarrhea in 14 years ago.

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you sir, painted quite the picture.
 
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

I would paint my scrotum to look like a mouse and dip it in a tank full of hungry western diamondback rattlesnakes just to take a 5 minute nap on the floor of the same rest-stop bathroom her gay cousin had diarrhea in 14 years ago.

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you sir, painted quite the picture.
 
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