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btw, I was not under the influence during the time I did this. I used it all yesterday.
okay, so I was at the mall picking up some stuff, then I saw the hottest chick. I think she looked mixed w/ hispanic and black and had a rump, the size of agoodyear tire or something. Anyway, she was with this dude who looked EXACTLY like Sloth from "The Goonies". I was like, this chick deserves to bewith a better dude. So I seen the dude go into the washroom and the chick wait for him at the bench outside and she was there all alone. I was thinking aboutputting in some work, but then I swear I just heard myself tell myself that I shouldnt do it. My voice inside my head told me something around the lines of,"You wouldnt like it if someone messed up your relationship". It came out of nowhere, i wasnt even thinking anything along the lines of that.
I got kinda freaked, but I still approached the chick.
but then I recieved an L when she told me she found true love inside Sloth, her fiancee.
okay, so I was at the mall picking up some stuff, then I saw the hottest chick. I think she looked mixed w/ hispanic and black and had a rump, the size of agoodyear tire or something. Anyway, she was with this dude who looked EXACTLY like Sloth from "The Goonies". I was like, this chick deserves to bewith a better dude. So I seen the dude go into the washroom and the chick wait for him at the bench outside and she was there all alone. I was thinking aboutputting in some work, but then I swear I just heard myself tell myself that I shouldnt do it. My voice inside my head told me something around the lines of,"You wouldnt like it if someone messed up your relationship". It came out of nowhere, i wasnt even thinking anything along the lines of that.
I got kinda freaked, but I still approached the chick.
but then I recieved an L when she told me she found true love inside Sloth, her fiancee.