-During his 21st birthday celebration, Dirty took 21 shot!...doctors claimed that he only suffered from minor bleeding injuries.
-Dirty once held an intellectual conversation with President Bush for 30 minutes. To this day that is the guinness world record.
-The war on terror would be long over by now had Dirty participated; however, the U.S. Army denied Dirty of service because he refused to combat in anything other than rifts.
-Oprah Winfrey actually works for Dirty, the only reason why is because he didn't feel people would be interested in a day-time talk show titled "Dirty".
-Dirty wrote and produced BOTH Jay-Z's Takeover and Nas' Ether. He is still currently caking off both in royalties.
-Dirty hates emo's, which is why they are emo.
-Dirty's glasses are not actually corrective lenses, he is simply a fashionista. Don't you know Dirty got perfect vision? LOL
-Dirty once took on five FOBs in a pickup game of basketball. The FOBs names were: Tony Parker, Andre Krilienko, Dirk Nowitski, Dikembe Mutombo, and Yao Ming.
-Dirty once shook hands with Bill Gates, then proceeded to slap him in the face because he loves his macbook!
-At one point Dirty met with K-Town, later that day K-Town noticed an Adelmo sticker stuck on the butt of his jeans and a note in his right pocket saying "YOU OWE ME A LRG SK3......-FOREVER YOURS DIRTY"
-Dirty once met Jessica Alba and told her to fix herself up a bit.
-Dirty taught half of what he knows to Jack Bauer.
-Dirty was the one who bought the eBay charity dunks on eBay. It currently rests in his showcase room next to the remains of Evander Holyfield's ear and an alien egg.
-Dirty created a guideline for Jay-Z on how to revive his career. The first step he stressed was to be featured on a song with popstar Rihanna.
-Many people used to call him fat, but since Dirty called him fat, Ryan Seacrest lost all that weight.
-Dirty knows the whereabouts of West Coast rap sensation Tupac Shakur. He knows because his remains are in his showcase next to the alien egg.
-Arrested Development was canceled because Dirty didn't find it funny and because he hated the blue man group.
-Dirty hates the blue man group because they failed to acknowledge him at a Vegas show.
-The brain bug in Starship Troopers was lightly based on Dirty. However, once Dirty discovered that producers made last minute changes to the film and decided to capture the brain bug...Dirty deaded the careers of all actors who participated in the making of the film.
-Dirty actually has SEVERAL aliases on Niketalk. Those aliases include: JRose5, jumpmanst, METHOD MAN, ijapino, shegotgame, cameron nelson, baby dill, holdenmichael, ceddie, and OHSNAP88
-Surprisingly, Dirty is a big fan of rapper 50 Cent. The main reason being because 50 Cent made a guest appearance at the birthday party of Dirty's son. In an interview 50 Cent claimed "Mayn I loooove dirty kids."
-When DaVinci was painting the Mona Lisa, Dirty was actually standing naked behing DaVinci. She was looking at him.
-The hit single by Destiny's Child titled 'Bootylicious' was originally called Dirtylicious, but was changed due to copyright infringements.
-Dirty goes to the gym a lot. Not to work out, but to laugh at every single person there.
-Dirty was actually on an episode of Punk'd. However, when Aston came out at the end Dirty stabbed him. The episode never aired.
-Dirty writes every single line and script for Samuel L. Jackson. To this day, they are still very good friends.
-When Urkel steps into his DNA recombination chamber he turns into Stephan, when Brad Pitt steps into the chamber..he turns into Dirty.
-On many occasions Dirty goes out in Sketchers. But nobody says anything to him because he is Dirty.
-On a bad day Dirty turns very scary. Michael Jackson just so happened to run into Dirty during one of these days and well, scared the color off him.
-For some strange reason Dirty is a HUGE fan of the show Friends, which is the only reason why the show ran for ten seasons.
-Dirty only wrote one episode for Saved By the Bell, and that episode was the one with Jessie OD'ing on pills.
-Dirty is extremely talented on the piano but is also very shy about his God given talent. Therefore he dubs his piano tunes over the video of some guy named David Sides; who is a subpar musician. In addition, he allows Sides to take credit for the tunes.
-It has been confirmed that Dirty DOES have an American Express black card. But actually, it's a regular American Express card turned dirty.
-Dirty doesn't hate Rosie O'Donnell..but he does hate most of America, which is why he persuaded Bob Barker to push for her being the next host on The Price is Right.
-A few years ago Dirty met singer Akon in person and said "You are annoying". In the following days America tuned into the next big single by Akon "Lonely'.
-Dirty once won the lottery but never turned in his winning ticket to claim the cash prize. He figured that he already has everything he could ever want that money could buy: Holyfield's ear, Tupac's remains, an alien egg, eBay dunks, and control of Niketalk.
