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Yeah it's a waste...
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Back in my heyday, I hooked up with around 30-40 women on Craigslist. My favorite experience was when I was 17 going on a date with a woman from Texas who was 23... She snuck me into the bar... bought me drinks all night then gave me fellatio on the Alameda beach. I then went back to her place and had porno-style sex... one of the best lays of my life.
That was the good: The bad? I drove up to vallejo only to meet some chick who sent a photo of herself 200 lbs lighter... I went to a park... talked for a bit then went to the "bathroom"... when she saw me running towards my car from the bathroom she flipped out and waddled towards me trying to get me to stop... I jammed it... hit the corner then realized her bag was in my car. I'm not a thief so I turned around and threw the bag at her as she screamed at me.
Take it for what it's worth but it can go either way... good or bad. And keep in mind this was 10 years ago things have changed (either you're not getting a biological female or you're getting a heifer)
Good luck!
That was the good: The bad? I drove up to vallejo only to meet some chick who sent a photo of herself 200 lbs lighter... I went to a park... talked for a bit then went to the "bathroom"... when she saw me running towards my car from the bathroom she flipped out and waddled towards me trying to get me to stop... I jammed it... hit the corner then realized her bag was in my car. I'm not a thief so I turned around and threw the bag at her as she screamed at me.
Take it for what it's worth but it can go either way... good or bad. And keep in mind this was 10 years ago things have changed (either you're not getting a biological female or you're getting a heifer)
Good luck!
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Yall need to give me a step by step on how yall do this
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Yall need to give me a step by step on how yall do this
I actually pulled a pretty dope chick (looks wise) on OKC about a month ago. Problem was she lived an hour away and she was way to full of herself. Drove all the way out to her place one night, got right down to business and then she said she was tired and wanted to sleep. I was #butthurt I drove an hour just to hit it, when I already had, and to have her kick me out. Told her I felt like I booty call, she got FURIOUS
She had a really detailed profile and I just pointed out some of the things about her profile I liked when I messaged her, that seemed to work with that one.
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what ever happened to AIM chatrooms? 
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Back in my heyday, I hooked up with around 30-40 women on Craigslist. My favorite experience was when I was 17 going on a date with a woman from Texas who was 23... She snuck me into the bar... bought me drinks all night then gave me fellatio on the Alameda beach. I then went back to her place and had porno-style sex... one of the best lays of my life.
That was the good: The bad? I drove up to vallejo only to meet some chick who sent a photo of herself 200 lbs lighter... I went to a park... talked for a bit then went to the "bathroom"... when she saw me running towards my car from the bathroom she flipped out and waddled towards me trying to get me to stop... I jammed it... hit the corner then realized her bag was in my car. I'm not a thief so I turned around and threw the bag at her as she screamed at me.
Take it for what it's worth but it can go either way... good or bad. And keep in mind this was 10 years ago things have changed (either you're not getting a biological female or you're getting a heifer)
Good luck!
Repped. That was
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Yall need to give me a step by step on how yall do this
I actually pulled a pretty dope chick (looks wise) on OKC about a month ago. Problem was she lived an hour away and she was way to full of herself. Drove all the way out to her place one night, got right down to business and then she said she was tired and wanted to sleep. I was #butthurt I drove an hour just to hit it, when I already had, and to have her kick me out. Told her I felt like I booty call, she got FURIOUS
She had a really detailed profile and I just pointed out some of the things about her profile I liked when I messaged her, that seemed to work with that one.
u could of had it man, but u played your cards wrong that night.
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Just a tip, crazy is a new ethnicity. Beware....
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Lol, dam the stories are crazy, im bouta make a profile...fug it...
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ive met up with good looking with women for sexual intercourse off of POF on more than one occasion. srs.
now this isnt a concrete rule, ive noticed that the ones that put you in their Favorites List are the ones that will let you plow the quickest.
GUESS YOU'RE A FAV FOR A REASON!
It really can be done in a matter of a message or two (the number exchange, a meetup location etc). the rest is really up to you.
Enjoy it, embrace it, and goshdarn it OWN it.
but strap up you buffoons.
now this isnt a concrete rule, ive noticed that the ones that put you in their Favorites List are the ones that will let you plow the quickest.
GUESS YOU'RE A FAV FOR A REASON!
It really can be done in a matter of a message or two (the number exchange, a meetup location etc). the rest is really up to you.
Enjoy it, embrace it, and goshdarn it OWN it.
but strap up you buffoons.
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may have to try this, only probem is most of the chicks who have fav me are plumpers.ive met up with good looking with women for sexual intercourse off of POF on more than one occasion. srs.
now this isnt a concrete rule, ive noticed that the ones that put you in their Favorites List are the ones that will let you plow the quickest.
GUESS YOU'RE A FAV FOR A REASON!
It really can be done in a matter of a message or two (the number exchange, a meetup location etc). the rest is really up to you.
Enjoy it, embrace it, and goshdarn it OWN it.
but strap up you buffoons.
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Back in my heyday, I hooked up with around 30-40 women on Craigslist. My favorite experience was when I was 17 going on a date with a woman from Texas who was 23... She snuck me into the bar... bought me drinks all night then gave me fellatio on the Alameda beach. I then went back to her place and had porno-style sex... one of the best lays of my life.
That was the good: The bad? I drove up to vallejo only to meet some chick who sent a photo of herself 200 lbs lighter... I went to a park... talked for a bit then went to the "bathroom"... when she saw me running towards my car from the bathroom she flipped out and waddled towards me trying to get me to stop... I jammed it... hit the corner then realized her bag was in my car. I'm not a thief so I turned around and threw the bag at her as she screamed at me.
Take it for what it's worth but it can go either way... good or bad. And keep in mind this was 10 years ago things have changed (either you're not getting a biological female or you're getting a heifer)
Good luck!
"The bad" part plus your avy has me in tears
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how many msgs on the site til phone #
how many txt msgs till meetup
what do when meet up
lol
how many txt msgs till meetup
what do when meet up
lol
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Every chick is the different. You gotta do the time to get the Yambs.
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with online dating...u gotta move in fast. females get 100s of messages a day from other guys.
when i do it from time to do...it takes me about 3 days to actually meet the girl after the first message.
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Back in my heyday, I hooked up with around 30-40 women on Craigslist. My favorite experience was when I was 17 going on a date with a woman from Texas who was 23... She snuck me into the bar... bought me drinks all night then gave me fellatio on the Alameda beach. I then went back to her place and had porno-style sex... one of the best lays of my life.
That was the good: The bad? I drove up to vallejo only to meet some chick who sent a photo of herself 200 lbs lighter... I went to a park... talked for a bit then went to the "bathroom"... when she saw me running towards my car from the bathroom she flipped out and waddled towards me trying to get me to stop... I jammed it... hit the corner then realized her bag was in my car. I'm not a thief so I turned around and threw the bag at her as she screamed at me.
Take it for what it's worth but it can go either way... good or bad. And keep in mind this was 10 years ago things have changed (either you're not getting a biological female or you're getting a heifer)
Good luck!
I actually laughed loud reading this.
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Back in my heyday, I hooked up with around 30-40 women on Craigslist. My favorite experience was when I was 17 going on a date with a woman from Texas who was 23... She snuck me into the bar... bought me drinks all night then gave me fellatio on the Alameda beach. I then went back to her place and had porno-style sex... one of the best lays of my life.
That was the good: The bad? I drove up to vallejo only to meet some chick who sent a photo of herself 200 lbs lighter... I went to a park... talked for a bit then went to the "bathroom"... when she saw me running towards my car from the bathroom she flipped out and waddled towards me trying to get me to stop... I jammed it... hit the corner then realized her bag was in my car. I'm not a thief so I turned around and threw the bag at her as she screamed at me.
Take it for what it's worth but it can go either way... good or bad. And keep in mind this was 10 years ago things have changed (either you're not getting a biological female or you're getting a heifer)
Good luck!
I actually laughed loud reading this.
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@doctordemise i used to live in vallejo lol at the bad part
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Co-signing this.
Thing about these online personals... All of the women are insecure and have low self-esteem.
Or can't get the cockey in the real world, so they turn to online for some cockey.
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I don't know why people hype up okcupid.
Seems to me like a bunch of chicks just go there to browse and kill time.
They not even serious. I went on a date with one chick from there and she didn't even bother to offer to pay for her half of dinner
