In your opinion, what is the most unrealistic "realistic" film of all time?

Inglourius Basterds, Shawshank Redemption, Dexter.
 
The new die hard definitely comes to mind. The fourth does as well when Bruce rolls out of a car going over 80, gets up, and watches it jump a ramp to take out a helicopter.
 
All action movies have a sense of disbelief attached to them.

I was thinking more along the lines of stuff like Cast Away, Knocked Up, Billy Madison, etc.
 
Jurassic Park. I wish I would find out some crazy *** dude is funding the return of dinosaurs. I would personally off him myself.
 
Jurassic Park. I wish I would find out some crazy *** dude is funding the return of dinosaurs. I would personally off him myself.

You serious dude! That would be the best/craziest/most surreal thing ever to see a dinosaur in the flesh
 
Pretty much every action movie ever.

But Rush Hour is my favorite.

2 LAPD cops turned detectives turned traffic cops turned back to detectives rescue kidnapped girl, take down Triad gang lord, bust like a 300 million dollar counterfeit scheme, and then again defeat the Triads, all while traveling the world, with little to no help.

They continuously run into each other in cities with like 10 million people.
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All action movies have a sense of disbelief attached to them.

I was thinking more along the lines of stuff like Cast Away, Knocked Up, Billy Madison, etc.

Why was knocked up unrealistic?
was it because he was unfortunate looking and she was pretty.
Happens all the time bruh.

Pretty women is my favorite in my heart in can happen




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But Shawshank came true in real life.
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Shawshank..I wanna believe in can/will happen
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Shawshank Redemption

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The Film

Starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman, Shawshank Redemption  tells the story of Andy Dufresne, an innocent man in jail who splits his time between filling out the guard's tax forms and getting gang raped; his only solace being that all the horror is narrated by the soothing disembodied voice of Morgan Freeman.

One night, a depressed Robbins retreats into his jail cell with a length of rope, leaving Morgan Freeman's voice to worry that Robbins is going to hang himself. The next day, the prison warden opens up the cell, finds it empty, smashes the place up and looks behind a poster of Raquel Welsh to find--SPOILER WARNING--Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head.

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Oh, wait, sorry. He discovers a hole in the wall through which Robbins has escaped. Robbins has in fact spent his decades in jail meticulously chiseling himself an escape route in preparation for one day becoming a heavy handed metaphor for the human spirit.

The Real Life Event

On December 15, 2007, the cells of Otis Blunt and Jose Espinosa were opened at New Jersey's Union County Jail and found to be curiously lacking in Otis Blunt and Jose Espinosa. What the cells did have were two posters of what the newspapers called "bikini clad woman".

The prison guards looked behind the posters and discovered a hole linking the cells to each other and another hole in the external wall, linking the cells to the outside world.

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The two inmates had spent the previous weeks chiseling away at the wall with a length of wire. They then crawled into one cell, covered the holes with the posters and piled blankets under their bed sheets to make it look like they were sleeping, an idea so rudimentary, they had to steal it from a Baby Sitter's Club  novel.

They then escaped through the hole, climbed a fence and parted ways, one of them going to Mexico City, as in every jail break film ever, the other going to hide in a nearby basement, as in being a ******g idiot.

Not that it mattered; the guy in the basement was caught a month later, the criminal in Mexico the day after that, presumably while sanding his boat on the beach.

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They were brought before a judge and charged with third-degree escape, to which they hilariously pleaded not-guilty. We don't know if they were convicted or not, but we expect the prosecution's evidence was along the lines of: "Here is the defendant in Mexico City, here is an empty ******g jail cell. The prosecution rests."


Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_1737...movie-plots-that-came-true.html#ixzz2MLvhPtv4
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not gonna lie, i thought the shawshank redemption was based on a true story for years. then someone pointed it was based on a book, not an actual event 
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Even though the fast and furious movies are my favorite the last one just had me rolling at the end... How two chargers going to pull a safe down the streets of brazil
And that mighty ducks comment killed me
 
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Wanted.



Me and my dudes used to debate about this movie. I couldn't get over the "curve the bullet" line/scene.


And the way dude got into the car just by standing there. Why didn't his ankles get torn right off? At least make the boy jump or something.

i can back this. there was no other explanation in the movie for curving the shot. you just fling the gun as you shoot it. cmon son that defies even pre school physics lol

when angelina took out a whole room with 1 shot in a circle :lol >D
 
Even though the fast and furious movies are my favorite the last one just had me rolling at the end... How two chargers going to pull a safe down the streets of brazil

Dudes destroyed all of Rio with that vault and probably killed hundreds of people in the process...and got away with it :{ :lol That's why I love F&F movies...so stupid that they're actually entertaining as hell
 
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