Im bored...lets Keystyle $*#&$'s

Don't ..push ..me.. cuz.. I'm.. close to the..... edge
I trying not lose my head,
cuz I if I do then you do
My boy left his Lupe in the whip...I'm losing my cool too
feeling like Tim Taylor, hand on my tool
no safety like the ********, whoa I'm a fool
get a pen, get a pad, I'm taking dudes to school
but like Pun said you not even in mi clasa
Laying hands on n's like a Pastor
lights out word to Alaska
If I'm slept on, the giant's groggy
Memories like Rip's mask...they foggy
If you didn't know better ask somebody
before I roll up, smoke, and ash somebody
My flow named in the Mitchell report
Retort and get scorched
I'm Johnny, two words and you torched
you pups had enough, back on the porch
are you viewing the venom I'm spewing
I done binded with symbiote with the++!* I"m brewing
and this ain't even half the carnage yet
all dogs go the heaven? I'm Mike Vick'n these pets
grab a halo or bow to Master Chief
No ghandi, I blast the piece cuz I'm past the peace
To say the least I'm a poetic savage like Beast
but you and my watch blue in the face
Ya'll not in my rearview, you in my clearview
n's getting lapped, who's winning the race?
 
$%@@ it I lied, I'm fried, Gucci bucket covered eyes
Street ties disguised -- I'm a crip to blind guys
I'm a trip
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I'm the +*%#, cool cat with 9 lives
I've died once inside -- My mom died, I cried
I tried but couldn't save her save for the lessons I savored
Go hard-est.. regardless, Safer places with neighbors
Awaits him, no erasers..can't make mistakes later
No Florida, ALL GATOR, pops was a beast maker
Thermostat mindset... life's cold, heat raiser
A street regime, my team got dreams of Green Acres
But my 40, no mule, got me cooooool on them haters
.........So I Yoooooooooooule on them haters
This S on my chest means "Spit-game MAJOR"
NBA paper...holla at a player...
Nickname Rilla cuz I'm realer than the rest stupid
I don't make the calls, I ball and let the ref do it
 
Truthfully I gotta drinkin problem
it was past down like the Green Goblin
My body looks great, but my liver hoblin'
I'm young, black and holding steel....Mike Tomlin
Damn imagine if I had a passion for rappin'
I could be the lyrical eviqalent to Savion tappin'
But naw I my calling is similar to Jenna Jamison
the hardwood...pause
My squad is 9-2 and I play next semester
Thank God
I was growing tired of grind
but I look forward not behind
In about 2 weeks...January gonna be my time
 
Originally Posted by ayoHOV



Beef sparks, I aim between in ya eyes
D#%# in her lips, I dont want the thang between her thighs
Im all about the money with these guys
Leave ya bean refried with these nines
You better throw peace signs
Felines, this n____'s is j-cats, the bay back
And now I got thick clips lookin' like 8 Tracks
Rollin' up Jay-Z's watchin' 'em fade black
The thang clap,
You lookin at the kid who could save rap
Aint nothin' funny, throw a hunnit in ya face
Might look a lil' scrappy but I got money in the bank
I got the money on the tank, I'll come ride where you stay
Tool spray, commited to this *CAKE*
Feelin' miserable, clips hittin' you
B##%$ n_____'s go to pimpin school
And Im the principle, get a clue
Im gettin' hungry like Im fastin'
Im gettin' money, chasin hundreds like it tagged me
Dont ask me for this *CAKE*
You actin' like a fake
Actin' like a snake get me actin' like a ape,
Automatics out the safe
You cant match me blastin' out the gate
I'll toss you in the water and.....*MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, CAKE*
Or get the waves to drag out the lake
I got money on my mind
Money on his grind
I dont even be on the phone unless money's on the line
I spend money all the time, this guaps tossed
I touched down, It's highlight time, like a n____ just got Moss'd
Hot sauce drop Porche, ya b#$## got dropped off
Bop star, left fresh out the game with a high score, HA
Hard to see the guy in the margarita five
Markin' me the guy, haters wantin' me to die
I'ma shine, give a ##%$ if you blink
Put a bullet through ya mind, gives a ##%$ what you think
You aint #$%#in' wit me
Thats why the diamond shine porcelin' pink
And Im forced to be the source of this *CAKE*
Controllin' my fate, gettin' large checks
Crusin' through hard sets
Wit' automatics so big they gotta get smog checks
Moneys first object, the gift and the curse
I'd rather be flippin' a page, then flippin' this work
Hurtin for *CAKE*
Hurtin' ya face, diamonds burstin' in flames
I had thirst for this game before the birth of my name
Thats why I'm cursed to this day
And its all 'cause the m_____f_____...*MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, CAKE*
Stack a mill
No platinum sales
Still platinum deals
Credit cards packin' mill's
Canarys in the ear to match the grill
Pay Jack n Jill to deliver the package sealed
You actin' real, when it comes to grindin' they look old
Im shinin', no jeweles, I make diamonds look dull
Ridin' on a island where the climates luke cold
New doh, new h__'s, fast whip, two toned
Two phones, workers in progress
Lil workin the projects and nah, I aint workin' for my checks
Im workin on ya woman and we workin on live sex
Five bets sayin that she workin' on five sets
I'm sinnin forgive me lord pretty please
Countin' fitty g's, proud of my city streets
Im in the pretty V, cloud of that sticky green
Accountent for the cheese, I aint count it n____a please, too much *CAKE*
Mazyar trulye, Key to the bay
Key to the safe, million dollar face
Leader of the race of this million dollar chase
I got my *MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY, CAKE!*

str8 murk
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Young Jay comin through
with the first keystye
not the first freestyle
Now everybody wanna be me now


whats good?????

Tell me what u think???

lol j.k I kno I suck.
 
Drunk off a lime daquari, thanks mom
bout to hit the bathroom and drop a stank bomb
until then i'm typin, watchin tv sippin
Friday Cartoon, animated Craig trippin
$$#% is kinda ignant, rather not watch it
Pullin the remote control up outta my pocket
i really can't stop it, lookin at this nonsense
sometimes it's funny but it's mostly obnoxious
i'm kinda bent, typin in my little home office
take another sip of the homemade hypnotic
Damn it's quite strong, add a little more rum
it's about 11, by 12 i'll be done
the plan is, get on the phone with a biddy
flip through the channels, Conan's got Diddy
My cell phone is $$#% ty, so i'm on the house line
bout click quick reply and take it on outside
got your girl mouth wide, said it just to rhyme
i wanna stop typin but got nuthin but time
i'm gonna leave the keyboard alone for the night
but i'mma prolly be back on about 5
everyone'll be asleep and that's when it's time
to check out .org and have some me time.

i'm outtie.
 
I Love these threads, though I get no respect
whether if I need to dumb it down or dudes lack feet Checks
They still running with the Puma's while I'm more Prefontaine
So insane, no game a quick 32 to your brain
Yu Bet I"m nicer then anybody B.E.T I'm exactly three letters better then them N__'s Be
and I'm a graduated preformer with straight C's
Plus they call me kid so I pass like the Nets P
You Better catch quick cuz if you drop#%%% and you not coming correct see
We pop#%%% @ the top of your neck B, big pills pillmatic big thrills so ill
That#%%% you better feel, cuz I'm as cruel as school children
Me and the Heroes of Gym class is straight illin
Write so much that my life can be the papercut chronicals
reading in my lines Hope you got your monacalas(?)
This is food for thought N___ go get a spoon
Cuz I'll give you dope common sense then make a move un common
Then I switch it up make it seem so Common
And I Be... the best, the flow is water from chocolate
and it'll take you forever the find the#%%% that I talk kid
You might get chalkted outlined so fine
it's not the real thing, just a sign
NO punchlines just weird connection like Doom
and I'm so fantastic the next four bars bout who?
but me, see I'm from DC
SO it's Marveless me I'm a Marvelous Beast,
I kill so I always eat, I'm just that great trying to catch the beat
But as said before there's checks on my feet
So it' can't go far with my Guatlens on
The Guatlents are My hands and my pen shows the real world
if the Pin gets off in my world, then I explode
SO like Wow, puff dro no show like storm of the snow blew through
told me I can't have a show, I'm through but I'm that real
But what Istill Reel and so trill, so the show of my life goes on no thrills
 
Triple R baby, and I'm feelin like a Titan,
I'm Mic Tyson...umm, you don't want bison...
I got drive like license -- I sense,
With fine scent and my other 5 senses
__s wanna pick apart my de-fences.......like...like I'm defenseless
Ha...b!tchessss! Don't be senseless
Lames, I play no games with Marlon Wayans
All flame- this is butane business
I'm wittier than the wit-less.. suffer from my wit-ness
Whoops, I meant no snitchin...
I spit prescriptions to make a nose stop itchin,
Listen....I'm cooking writtens in the kitchen
Here, sniff this... get lifted
I'm a Legend in the making-- Merry Christmas
....I'm so gifted...it's evident, innit?
 
Its Trulye, n___a yeah I tote lotta steel
Smoked for a dollar bill, stones on the bottom grill
N_____'s wanna know if I got a mill
Im ballin so, sorry if I laugh when u ask if I got a deal
Foreel its trill makin scrill independantly
Now I flip space ships like Will in Independence Day
I got it cocked cause the spots I stay on's
Colored rocks my watch look like a box of cray-ons
Pullin ho-cards, n____ since you so hard
Ima hustler, I could prolly sell Jeezy a snow bar
So fly, on my ear I got ya house rent
Gotta look down just to see where the clouds went
Watch ya price, believe me these dimes linger
Mike Jordan with the pick, 6 rings on 5 fingers
The 4-5 a ring ya, left ear a nice blinger
Dime slinger, money talks lil n___a I'm bilingual
 
Acidic danger, don't even try to base me
Gimme a mic, watch it get ripped up like Barry
the verbal HGH, couldn't be taken down by Triple H
instead I bring a barrage quicker than a Roddick ace
Without a Trace, i'm slayin rappers in 24
CSI tried to find Survivors, found nothin but blood and gore
i caused global warmin son, but I leave donuts to hide from Gore
in crunch time, call me the anti Nate Longshore.
i ain't satisfied, like Rhymefest I want more
which means I'm still like Biggie tryina kick in the door
yeah you know I play The Game, couldn't yall#$#%#%*%!+!#@# tell?
 
kick a keystyle every now and then
thoughts spin around in my head like 24 inch rims
missing a few screws like the nuts in them
ive been listening to rap recently and ive had enough of them
the game is not the same
sign up here to rap please state your name
sorry cant accept you its doesn't sound the same
as the man before
you want fame and glamor? (pronouciation is key)
then get your #$% out there create a dance
then and lil to your name now heres your chance
not saying thats the state of this game
because no matter how things change they
stay the same...................
i like the way this turned out
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IIght, who want beef?

In 5th grade, i was unstoppable, invincable,
I was tradin coke and lead for them lunchables

From the looks of my smile,you could tell I was laced,
So bad, even my moms wanted to sock me in ma face

F a cop, I love a high speed chase,
I let em catch me so I can spray up in they face

So fly, aint no way i catch a case,
body all limp,someone elses dead weight

You a safe man, a dog that neva bite,
I tape my daily routine jus so u could see tha street life

dont talk to me dog, you a lame duke,
liquid red and white, cambells chicken noodle soup

and I aint talkin bout tha song, cuz gangstas don't dance,
you tha type that c a gun and pee in his pants

But don't tell him that, he'll deny it like tha tv show,
and wen he take tha test, he'll hide the results

But me, u seen me, I spray lama's
You think you on point cuz you hit one do-do mama

U not nice yo career neva bubble,
the only time you c a drop is in a rain puddle




LMAO
 
Why don't yo bars rhyme man? I been meaning to ask you that for a long time.
You sure? I've always thought most of it did but maybe not. Maybe i need to put the "/" stuff in so I can make it more clear nexttime though.
Edit- I do know my last line doesn't rhyme, I didn't even bother
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yoyoyo check me out itcha ye boooiiii!


ye, when im done wid this u gonna remember da name
rhymes that gas u fools im sudam hussien
cause as time goes by all u hear is the tock
its like you got nothin to do so u go on!%#!**%%#
ya baby is crying, the house is mess
so you take some time to visit bhs
scannin through the forum lookin for that secret code
and when you find it ur ready to bone
then ur girl walks in saying what da hell ye doing
thinkin ah$@$+% my internet privlagges are ruined
but she dont see anything so its still a mystery
just remember to clear that history
 
Okay I see you Rilla. But don't you remember that line....

And that like Marlon Wayans
Lame.....and don't no shame
 
yea, We all live to get her/ if we combine we can get her together/ he dream,traffic in the halls.lines on the ground lines on the walls/ smoke on the cealing think its comin from the kitchen/or the next door that says area restricted/put ur ears to the door and try to listen/i heard thats where the scientist live/he livin here for free the gov payin his rent/since he moved in i been hearinmovements/his dinner the maid slides it under his door/never comes out or even ask for more/ slightly for the cause yea im highly apolled/ while aliens hide inthe bathroom stalls/the land lord boastin about how he made me/so i thank he for makin me
 
Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy

Okay I see you Rilla. But don't you remember that line....

And that like Marlon Wayans
Lame.....and don't no shame
???????

The funny thing is, I was in Beans mode when I wrote that line but I didn't know Beans had a line like that. It just felt like a Sig line...
 
Son you are really lost. Philly's Most Wanted was a one hit wonder rap group. "Please don't mind" was there single and Neptunes produced it.I wasn't talking about Sigel. Go youtube that video it'll give a good laugh
 
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