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Lets say your boy won $100 million CASH MONEY, tax free, in my account right now; what do I do with it?
You know the press is about to be ON me, giving me outrageous offers to be the first person to interview me. I'm about to make a statement like "yo, only 1 person I want to conduct my first interview: MICHELLE TAFOYA!" Michelle Tafoya rolls through, and starts out the interview with "so, what are you going to do first?". I'm not going to be like every Bronando Viña over here and say I'm donating so much to charity, or 'buying my moms a house, though'. I'd be like "first? I want one of those little versions of a Cadillac Escalade EXT that they make for little kids. Every little white kid on my block had one, I just never did. So yeah, little Caddilac Escalade EXT. You think they still make those, Ms. Tafoya?". Her reply is meaningless, I just became a Youtube sensation (cross one off the bucket list).
Then she goes "well, what are your next five plans after the little Caddilac Escalade EXT?". Then I sit there for about 15 seconds with a stoic expression, then I start my list:
-I want to write my own screenplay and take it to Sundance
-I want to put out commercials for fake businesses and have them air as much as that stupid Mexican guy from the State Farm commercial
-I want to meet Craig Sager so I can tell him how much I hate him.
- " " Dane Cook " "
And most importantly:
-I want to OWN niketalk.com; where I will become the sole (yes, sole) power figure and reign supreme as a omnipotent entity
What would you do, NT?
You know the press is about to be ON me, giving me outrageous offers to be the first person to interview me. I'm about to make a statement like "yo, only 1 person I want to conduct my first interview: MICHELLE TAFOYA!" Michelle Tafoya rolls through, and starts out the interview with "so, what are you going to do first?". I'm not going to be like every Bronando Viña over here and say I'm donating so much to charity, or 'buying my moms a house, though'. I'd be like "first? I want one of those little versions of a Cadillac Escalade EXT that they make for little kids. Every little white kid on my block had one, I just never did. So yeah, little Caddilac Escalade EXT. You think they still make those, Ms. Tafoya?". Her reply is meaningless, I just became a Youtube sensation (cross one off the bucket list).
Then she goes "well, what are your next five plans after the little Caddilac Escalade EXT?". Then I sit there for about 15 seconds with a stoic expression, then I start my list:
-I want to write my own screenplay and take it to Sundance
-I want to put out commercials for fake businesses and have them air as much as that stupid Mexican guy from the State Farm commercial
-I want to meet Craig Sager so I can tell him how much I hate him.
- " " Dane Cook " "
And most importantly:
-I want to OWN niketalk.com; where I will become the sole (yes, sole) power figure and reign supreme as a omnipotent entity
What would you do, NT?
