I think my cousin joined the Illuminati

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so basically last weekend he went to vegas with all his buddies partying and they told me "what happens in vegas stays in vegas" but they all got tattoos on the backs of their necks of a small triangle with an eye on the inside. and now my cousin has suddenly been able to afford a new bmw plus he's had two hot girlfriends from what i've seen in the past week. AS WELL this fool also goes out mysteriously every thursday night and doesnt tell anyone where he be at.... can somebody else xplain this?

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.

 

[yeezusdisciple]

Who said a black man in illuminati last time i checked that was the most racist party

 

[diego]

Maybe he's a male escort.

Spoiler

servicing other males

 

[fourtyeight48]

Who said a black man in illuminati last time i checked that was the most racist party

Biggest*

U gonna quote the GOAT quote it correctly.

 

[SC kid]

Youre cousin won alot of money in vegas.
They got wasted and got tattoos to signify their friendship.
He spent money on da bimmer
Yambz seen da money.
Thurs he goes to da club.

 

[socluis90]

maybe he just won some $

 

[fourtyeight48]

They run prostitute rings.

 

[SC kid]

Yo cousin prolly got a thread on Body building forums talmbout

"My broke cousin is watching my every move...is he in the illuminati?"

 

[bayyrd]

They run prostitute rings.

here is the M. Night Shamamamla twist...they are the prostitutes...but called themselves escorts to sound fancy

 

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[eazye 804]

Yo cousin prolly got a thread on Body building forums talmbout

"My broke cousin is watching my every move...is he in the illuminati?"

ouch

 

[sadboys]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[jumpman247]

I think I'm your cousin.

 

[Sir San Diego]

Yo cousin prolly got a thread on Body building forums talmbout

"My broke cousin is watching my every move...is he in the illuminati?"

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[360waves]

No clue but I used to shoot dice with this kid and one day he said he prayed to the devil and he later hit the lotto twice. [emoji]128529[/emoji]

 

[superantigen]

Your cousin is secretly doing gay porn.

The triangle is symbolic of his angus, and the eye represents the one eyed monster.

His new found wealth --> payment for doing scenes.

Two hot gfs --> actually shemales who have been appointed by his agency to help him deal with the "transition".

Embrace the change!!!

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[eazye 804]

....

 

[zapatohead408]

your cousin is using those girls to cover up the truth...

Tyrone is balls deep in him on Thursday nights.

 

[Chopper]

University of Maryland takes another L. 

 

[youngcurse]

your cousin is using those girls to cover up the truth...

Tyrone is balls deep in him on Thursday nights.

NOMO SMH

 

[hebgbz]

I know where he b at. Srs

 

[water]

Maybe he's a male escort.

Spoiler

servicing other males

Yo cousin prolly got a thread on Body building forums talmbout

"My broke cousin is watching my every move...is he in the illuminati?"

 

 

[westhellthug2]

hahaha yall silly...... yo cousin is a male escort for males lol

 

[geministar]

Every Thursday night OP's cousin be like...

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