I never knew that......

[blastercombo]

MAN YALL LAME AS HELL WITH THIS ARGUMENT




Btw, its not a myth ................. srs

Lol nobody's arguing, or at least I'm not. It's kinda like those memes of the nerds claiming a supermodel is a 3 based on elbows being too pointy and what not, except in this case it's dudes claiming a girl isn't "fat" based on tummy not being rolled enough, or not enough saddle bags lol. It's all laughs for me

 

[blastercombo]

C

Fat girls giving good head is a myth, or so I heard.

Dudes say that to give an excuse to mess with robeasts

 

[Nouss]

^ never been with a fat joint. I'll have to find out for myself.

Urban Legend: skinny chicks cant take the D.

When in reality, thick joints are the ones who can't take it.

 

[SC kid]

Tim allen snitched to get out early




Every character in the departed that dies is marked with an x at some point ....mark wahlberg excluded of course
Scorsese....a huge film nerd was paying homage to the 1932 version of scarface where they did the same

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[SC kid]

Every single mcbain clip in the simpsons can be pieced together to form a coherent plot.

 

[retroflight91]

In Japan, some women buy or rent boyfriends.

- The boyfriend or the girlfriend make 6 figures a year.
- There is a girl in korea who sits in front of a webcam and eats food. She makes 6 figures
- It would take 1,200,000 mosquitoes, each sucking once, to completely drain the average human of blood

Spoiler

Each of the main characters in Spongebob Squarepants was inspired by one of the seven deadly sins.

1. Greed (Mr. Krabs) - this is by far the most obvious comparison that can be made. The avarice of Eugene Krabs is made painfully clear throughout the series. He is constantly thinking of ways to turn a profit, even if it involves taking advantage of his friends or putting them in harmful situations! In one episode, he sings a song called “If I Could Talk to Money”...and there’s even a wiki page devoted to compiling all of his greedy plans!

2. Envy (Plankton) - another no brainer. With all of Krabs’ wealth and good fortune, there has been an equal amount of hard luck and failure for his archrival, Sheldon Plankton. Plankton owns a struggling restaurant called “The Chum Bucket” and is consumed with the desire to achieve the success of his adversary. His life’s goal is to steal the Krabby Patty formula from his Krabs and drive his primary competitor out of business.

3. Sloth (Patrick) - the guy lives under a rock for crying out loud! If that isn’t enough to convince you, in the episode “Big Pink Loser” Patrick is given an award for ‘doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else’. He then proceeds go back under his rock to protect his title.

4. Pride (Sandy) - the fact that Sandy Cheeks is from Texas alone should almost suffice for this one. She is a squirrel that is very proud of her heritage, so much so that in one episode she nearly moved back home! Sandy also takes a great deal of satisfaction in being the only land critter living down in Bikini Bottom among all the fishy folk. Though generally a good-natured individual, Sandy is quick to spout off about the greatness of the Lone Star state or to show off her athleticism in a karate match or a weightlifting contest.

5. Wrath (Squidward) - Squidward Tentacles has no qualms about expressing his negative outlook on life, whether it be by describing how much he hates his job at the Krusty Krab or through outward disdain for his two obnoxious neighbors. He is portrayed as a general failure who refuses to acknowledge his own personal flaws. This constant self-denial manifests itself in a sarcastic sense of humor and resentment toward the society that doesn’t ‘appreciate’ his creativity and clarinet...erm...”skills”.

6. Gluttony (Gary) - now this one’s a bit trickier. Those who have watched a great deal of the series will have noticed a number of jokes about Spongebob having to remember to feed his pet snail. To be honest, Gary doesn’t do a whole lot besides eating and meowing, and the meowing is often due to the fact that he is hungry. Once when Spongebob hadn’t fed his pet, Gary is shown eating parts of their couch! In another episode, Gary runs away from home because Spongebob forgot to feed him for a while. Another time when Spongebob had amnesia, Gary ate a year’s supply of snail food and became morbidly obese! This proves beyond a doubt that when left to his own devices, Gary would rather do nothing but eat.

7. Lust (Spongebob) - our final analogy is probably the least apparent because we typically think of ‘lust’ in a sexual sense. However, the alternative definition for lust is simply “a passionate desire for something”. In this sense of the word, it cannot be denied that our absorbent yellow friend is an extremely lu****l creature. Spongebob has a lust for life that is incomparable to most other cartoon characters - he yearns for the affections of both friend and foe alike, is eager to please, and will often stop at nothing to complete a task.

 

[picasso swerve]

 

Spoiler

Each of the main characters in Spongebob Squarepants was inspired by one of the seven deadly sins.
 

It had me til Squidward, Gary, and good ol Spongebob.

Major reaches. 

 

[AEA18]

Had no clue Filet Mignon was beef. Thought it was "fish" when I heard Lil Wayne drop a verse about it on Every Girl [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]

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[SC kid]

"Zach Galifianakis was approached by Nike to be in their advertising after the success of The Hangover. During the conference call, he broke the ice by asking, "So, do you guys still have 7-year-olds making your stuff?".

Neil Blomkamp, who wrote and directed the low-budget smash "District 9," revealed he originally envisioned his follow-up, "Elysium," as a low-budget project — much like his aforementioned breakthrough hit. He hoped to cast Ninja, a rapper with the South African hip-hop group Die Antwoord, as the protagonist Max De Costa. When Ninja said no to the project, Blomkamp began negotiating with major studios for the movie, and he moved onto another rapper-as-actor for the De Costa role: Eminem.

Blomkamp discussed the project with the Detroit-born rapper, and according to the director, the artist sometimes known as Slim Shady was interested, but he had one major condition: He wanted the movie to be shot in Detroit. Blomkamp and TriStar Pictures were unable to bring the shoot to Michigan, and Eminem bowed out, with Matt Damon finally taking over the role

 

[paulprince3730]

-bob marleys dad was white.

-nic cage owned a pet octopus and studied it claiming it helped with his acting..

-animal bones are an ingredient in gummy bears.

1. i always thought he was mixed, he looks like it

2. i heard about dudes spending problem a while ago, dude cant stop spending even after he got into a buttload of debt

3. im ok with that

 

[paulprince3730]

Dat chick aint fat lol

Schmeat is a meat grown using animal cells. Its 338000$ a piece



Russia is bigger than pluto

Pigs cannot look up

The declaration of independance was written on hemp paper

If u pinch your nose an apple onion and potato taste the same

Earth is the only planet not named after a god

D NikeTalk has been mentioned, in Newsweek,TIME Magazine,the LA Times,Adbusters, the Associated Press, the Wall Street Journal,Details magazine, and the Philippine Daily Inquirer.

Nelson cabral "creator" of NT is from canada.

Earth=Gaia who was a god

 

[shoelyesses]

Why you getting so defensive? I never said she was fat. Again, if you like'm BIG, do you. Them pics of those "non fat girls" you posted didn't help your argument though lol

And where are you getting these weight on random people? Lol

but it goes w/o saying these the same folks who said kate upton was fat (had a entire lengthy thread about it) could gain to lose 25-30lbs.... only and I mean only NT would say kate upton is overweight damn near tipping the scales....

 

[paulprince3730]

C

Fat girls giving good head is a myth, or so I heard.

Dudes say that to give an excuse to mess with robeasts

i wanna say the head part is not true unless they are ******, it doesnt matter what size, a girl has to have a lot of exp points suckin d to be good at head

 

[paulprince3730]

^ never been with a fat joint. I'll have to find out for myself.

Urban Legend: skinny chicks cant take the D.

When in reality, thick joints are the ones who can't take it.

this

the skinny girls i messed with are the biggest freaks, wanna do anal (not kosher) and love to swallow

the thick ones are the ones who got all that *** and be talkin about "im slippin" once i start givin back shots, smh, idk how many times i dun said "you got all this *** and caint take the d at all" lol

 

[SC kid]

Lol



Prostitutes in brazil are taking english lessons in preperation for the 2014 world cup

 

[paulprince3730]

Lol



Prostitutes in brazil are taking english lessons in preperation for the 2014 world cup

thats whats up, i still only want this 

when i go there

i have a feeling the prostitutes look nothing like these chicks

 

[dabottom305]

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I know there's more of these out there

"According to IGN, Bay and his team have explained away the use of the recycled footage as the result of an accident on set in which a tow-cable snapped, hitting film extra Gabriella Cedillo and resulting in a serious head injury, leaving her paralysed. In October, it was reported that Cedillo was suing Transformers producers over the incident, which resulted in her being airlifted to hospital via helicopter.".

 

[paulprince3730]

 

 
 all 5'9 195-200lbs and none look morbid or obesity...

but if every girl u date looks like this.........

 everything anything slightly bigger will look huge.

No wonder there's a diabetes and metabolic syndrome epidemic in this country. The only chick you posted that looks even remotely fit is the blonde in the red dress.

bro, you're 6'4 240, but lemme guess, youre all muscle huh?

 

[certifiedflyboi23]

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 all 5'9 195-200lbs and none look morbid or obesity...

but if every girl u date looks like this.........
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Chick in the red looks like a Lane Bryant model


 everything anything slightly bigger will look huge.

 

[SC kid]

These are jay zs sisters

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Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

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[blastercombo]

i wanna say the head part is not true unless they are ******, it doesnt matter what size, a girl has to have a lot of exp points suckin d to be good at head

It's like saying tall people are smarter than short people. The two have to relation to each other. Again, people who say fat girls _____ better only do so to give an excuse to why they mess with fat girls.

 

[mugen81]

 

[blastercombo]

:x

 

[SC kid]

wat exactly did you expect them to look like

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honestly I didnt know he had sisters

 

[blastercombo]

They look like when Chris rock guest stared on fresh prince. :x