I JUST WON 10.5 MILLION DOLLARS!!! THANKS NT VOL. WE EATING.

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Congrats to all y'all.
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i got this earlier this morning, was gonna make a thread but oh well.


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Got the same thing.

Nigerians still pissed about that 83 point slaughter :{
 
Man, I hope Mr. Jeff had a slow, painful death for not getting his peoples to hit me up with an e-mail.

I thought we were boys...guess not.
 
Man, I hope Mr. Jeff had a slow, painful death for not getting his peoples to hit me up with an e-mail.
I thought we were boys...guess not.

Mr Jeff is a good dude, His life story:

MR.JEFF,BECAME AN ENTREPRENEUR AND HIS ASSETS GREW IN VALUE ,AND HE DECIDED TO EXPAND FOR BUSINESS INVESTMENTS IN AFRICA.WHILE HERE IN AFRICA HE VENTURED AND WAS THE OWNER OF SUPERMARKETS,BUSINESS CENTERS HERE AND THERE . BUT HE DIED IN THE CONTEXT OF KIDNEY OPERATION IN THE YEAR 2002 WITHOUT PRESENTING A USUAL INFORMATION ON HIS NEXT OF KIN BENEFICIARY.AFTER DECADES OF FAILED MARRIAGE AND AGAIN NO RELATIONS TO COME FORWARD FOR THE CLAIM..

MEANWHILE,MR.JEFF HAS ALREADY PAID US TO CARRY ON THIS LEGAL ASSIGNMENT SO WE DO NOT REQUEST YOU TO PAY US ANY RETURNS ON SERVICES SOONER OR LATER,AS A BENEFICIARY YOU ARE ONLY ENTITLED ONLY TO PAY THE BANK APPLICABLE CHARGES.THOUGH WE HAVE BEEN RECEIVING ENTITLEMENTS EVERY MONTH FROM HIS BANK ACCOUNT FOR LOOKING AFTER THE FUND HE LEFT BEHIND.

NOW THE BANK HAS ORDERED US TO PRESENT THE BENEFICIARY AND WE BEG FOR YOUR PARDON TO PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN BENEFICIARY TO THE ACCOUNT SO THAT THE BANK WILL HANDLED AND TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOUR SPECIFIED BANK ACCOUNT CONTACT US TO VIA EMAIL TO FILL THE BENEFICIARY FORMS AND RETURN BACK IMMEDITELY.

MY LATE CLIENT MR.JEFF WAS RESPONSIBLE,CARING,UNDERSTANDING,HONEST AND RELIABLE AND OWNED LOVELY DOGS. WE HEREBY URGED YOU TO BE CONFIDENT WILLING AND WELL PREPARED TO TAKE THE CHALLENGES AND BENEFIT FROM MR.JEFF'S BANK HERITAGES HE LEFT BEHIND FOR YOU TO BENEFIT.


THANK YOU.

DR.HUBERTS
 
I got the same message Lmao. My mother is from Benin. I grew up there till 04.
We all know about the Nigerian email scams. Benin is right next to Nigeria so its like the younger brother following his older brothers tracks. I went to Benin 2 years ago and this type of **** seems like the new go-to comeup. I remember I went to a internet cafe and this kid sitting not far from me was messing with a car's plates in ms paint.
To sum it up if anyone falls for this type of crap you deserve it.
same with my dude... Ahmed Toafik. Is his name...

Coolest and most generous dude I ever met... and about that money...

Black as night and married the whitest white chick ever...

He came over and wasn't putting up with what the sistahs were talking about.

:lol :lol
 
Can't even hate because I would have hated to have to wait a month from the first day we switched over.

If the wait is brought back, make it like 1 week because having to wait a month is cruel lmao.
 
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