i just violated my girl and she is crying. Updated.

[clarkkent415]

 

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[0cks]

Shameful... I hope you really ain't from the H. Not reppin us right...

 

[TheGodFresco]

 

[TheGodFresco]

 

[0cks]

Shameful... I hope you really ain't from the H. Not reppin us right...

 

[al audi]

obviously for the LULZ

think about it

 

[melofan15]

fake or not, story was

 

[pip777]

Hilarious!

 

[pip777]

Hilarious!

 

[al audi]

obviously for the LULZ

think about it

 

[aceofjays]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[aceofjays]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[melofan15]

fake or not, story was

 

[still1rise]

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by thenewjs23


Ok NT, here we go.....

I got food poisoned.

It hit today with a vengence. My girl has not been any help. All she has done is made fun of me. Laughing calling her friends.

So, we are in bed sleeping.

I begin to have a nightmare about her chasing me calling names.

As I am running I fall and bust my mass.

I mean it literally busts open like someone squished two plump juicy seedless grapes.

Blood is everywhere and I'm wet.

Now, in real life my girl is laying next to me in just her undies.

She likes to spoon me.

I am like 6'3" 200 lbs and she is 5'2" 100 lbs. Sexy little mexican chick. 

I wake up in fetal position. With spooning her me.

Yet I feel wet and squishy.

I get out the bed and low and behold I have crapped all over myself.

I am a 30yr old man.

I jumped in the shower with all my clothes.

After a few minutes my girl is screaming.

I go back in the room turn on the light.

Not only did I crap myself. I crapped the bed , sheets, cover and all over her.

Its in her hair, face, back, chest , legs

In the movie Inception 5min in the dream was 2 hours real time.

My dream felt like 5min.

So, she layed and rolled around in my crap for two hours.

The funny thing is that I fell like a million bucks.


Update:
Let me clear something up this was not a terd this was the massive squirts.

She is is now in the bedroom and has come to the conclusion that I must of did it multiple times while we were sleep.

She is trying to trace crap spatter marks as if it was blood splatter. Her Forensic Investigating MASS.

The bedspread looks as if somone threw dirty water balloons at it.

Amazing story bruh!

 

[adobecs4]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

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[still1rise]

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by thenewjs23


Ok NT, here we go.....

I got food poisoned.

It hit today with a vengence. My girl has not been any help. All she has done is made fun of me. Laughing calling her friends.

So, we are in bed sleeping.

I begin to have a nightmare about her chasing me calling names.

As I am running I fall and bust my mass.

I mean it literally busts open like someone squished two plump juicy seedless grapes.

Blood is everywhere and I'm wet.

Now, in real life my girl is laying next to me in just her undies.

She likes to spoon me.

I am like 6'3" 200 lbs and she is 5'2" 100 lbs. Sexy little mexican chick. 

I wake up in fetal position. With spooning her me.

Yet I feel wet and squishy.

I get out the bed and low and behold I have crapped all over myself.

I am a 30yr old man.

I jumped in the shower with all my clothes.

After a few minutes my girl is screaming.

I go back in the room turn on the light.

Not only did I crap myself. I crapped the bed , sheets, cover and all over her.

Its in her hair, face, back, chest , legs

In the movie Inception 5min in the dream was 2 hours real time.

My dream felt like 5min.

So, she layed and rolled around in my crap for two hours.

The funny thing is that I fell like a million bucks.


Update:
Let me clear something up this was not a terd this was the massive squirts.

She is is now in the bedroom and has come to the conclusion that I must of did it multiple times while we were sleep.

She is trying to trace crap spatter marks as if it was blood splatter. Her Forensic Investigating MASS.

The bedspread looks as if somone threw dirty water balloons at it.

Amazing story bruh!

 

[adobecs4]

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

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[ireminisce]

DEAD.

 

[ireminisce]

DEAD.

 

[danzinreallife]

This can't be life!

 

[domc03]

Tales of the duck ?

 

[danzinreallife]

This can't be life!