i just violated my girl and she is crying. Updated.

I couldn't even laugh, this is so obviously fake.
I'm actually amazed that some of you are stupid enough to believe this. 
 
I couldn't even laugh, this is so obviously fake.
I'm actually amazed that some of you are stupid enough to believe this. 
 
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shes gonna hold it over your head for the rest of your relationship. if youre not married you should break up with her since she wont respect you as a man
 
shes gonna hold it over your head for the rest of your relationship. if youre not married you should break up with her since she wont respect you as a man
 
This has to be one of the funnier real life stories I've read on NT

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At least you were honest fam.
 
This has to be one of the funnier real life stories I've read on NT

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At least you were honest fam.
 
Had a similar situation with ex. Took a dump went in bedroom to make love and it still smelled like @+!!. She laughs and ask did I wash my hands in which I reply "of course"............. reach up to grab her chin as I lay on top of her and kiss her and accidently smear doo doo on her chin. Apparently when I wiped a little got in between my fingers................ We laughed for literally an hour and then we made love................... Damn I miss that girl some times,,,, Thats on my soul and O.P. I believe you.
 
Had a similar situation with ex. Took a dump went in bedroom to make love and it still smelled like @+!!. She laughs and ask did I wash my hands in which I reply "of course"............. reach up to grab her chin as I lay on top of her and kiss her and accidently smear doo doo on her chin. Apparently when I wiped a little got in between my fingers................ We laughed for literally an hour and then we made love................... Damn I miss that girl some times,,,, Thats on my soul and O.P. I believe you.
 
Originally Posted by WISEPHAROAH

Had a similar situation with ex. Took a dump went in bedroom to make love and it still smelled like @+!!. She laughs and ask did I wash my hands in which I reply "of course"............. reach up to grab her chin as I lay on top of her and kiss her and accidently smear doo doo on her chin. Apparently when I wiped a little got in between my fingers................ We laughed for literally an hour and then we made love................... Damn I miss that girl some times,,,, Thats on my soul and O.P. I believe you.

Thanks man I spill my guts give something NT to laugh at and no one believes me.
 
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