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***** I'm serious, me & one ***** watch an iCarly marathon b4.good ol trolling
***** said icarly
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***** I'm serious, me & one ***** watch an iCarly marathon b4.good ol trolling
***** said icarly
It sounds like a troll, but trust me bro I have diarrhea of the mouth.
this reeks of troll but in case you're serious, check this out:
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2012/08/22/how-to-make-small-talk/
this is where you went wrong fam u think she wasnt smashin another dude within them 5 years?
you are either friendzoned or she is a sloot either way if you guys been talkin about it why dont you just ask her on a date bring her to the crib and smash?
forreal if you KNOW a girl is interested in you and you are interested in her it isnt rocket science fam throw dirty joke in when youre flirting and she WILL get the idea
Yea I know, she had a miscarriage, but I was friendzoned hard bro, but like when I was 20 we talked about like dating and she said she wanted to date someone different, but that summer I lost my Grandpa and I was ******g depressed. And the summer of my Senior year we was supposed to go out, but my mom was cock blocking with her Car.
You need to go out, OP. Dorm parties, apartment parties, clubs and or bars. The more you make your self out and about. The more apt you'll be able to find a interested lady.
I've done it all bro, no success.
I've just always held out hope we could be together, but I understand where you coming from.this is why you a virgin fam you doing it wrong very wrong stop talking to that broad stop talking to any broad that has you in the friendzone
you're never gonna smash if you're friendzoned and you dont wanna smash a bird that had a miscarriage anyway
find you a decent looking girl thats interested in you fam if you click with her just ask her on a date
the hell you doin fam sitting in the corner and crying? getting ***** is over rated anyway get money instead
eventually the right girl will come along we're all gonna make it brah
this is why you a virgin fam you doing it wrong very wrong stop talking to that broad stop talking to any broad that has you in the friendzone
you're never gonna smash if you're friendzoned and you dont wanna smash a bird that had a miscarriage anyway
find you a decent looking girl thats interested in you fam if you click with her just ask her on a date
the hell you doin fam sitting in the corner and crying? getting ***** is over rated anyway get money instead
eventually the right girl will come along we're all gonna make it brah
I've just always held out hope we could be together, but I understand where you coming from.
And no I always dance, and drink when I go out, like a talk to females and ****, but my confidence fails me in the end.
appreciate it fam, I just don't wanna tell my kids dad was a virgin til his mid 20s you know.tbh i think all u gotta step up that sext game or somethin u gotta let these broads know u want the yambs
good ol trolling
***** said icarly
Will do! Thank You BasedGod!
1. Stop listening to Drake.
2. Forget about your first love bruh. As of now you're just friends. Don't treat her like anything else. Don't be having dreams about piping. You known each other for 5 years and it ain't happened so it ain't happening at all. Continuing to simp will get you nowhere.
3. Act like you're the **** and ******* will believe it. The numbers will flow in and at least one girl will give you the P within a month of getting her digits.
4. Wrap it up.
May Basedgod be with you on your endeavors.
That gif is too much lol
Fixed it for you pleighboi.Replace Drake with The Weeknd
Now its fixedReplace Drake with Suga free and Too Short