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Sitting there looking like Phelps when that other swimmer was teasing himThe performers that try to shame you for ignoring them are the worst. Won't shut the **** up.
I'm not tryna hear your weak routine *****, Dilla is just a little better than you. Just a little.
Worst was when this corny dude singled me out for not saying good evening or whatever and then him and all the fossils did their whole "back in my day" routine like ****** was holding hands and singing kumbaya on the trains back then.
"I remember when if you said good evening the whole train would respond!" "Sho nuff!!!" "You aint lying!"
I know a chick who had a homeless dude **** his pants right next to her on a crowded train during morning rush hourI got one my pops told me from back in the days
This thread has potential. Subway stories..
He said he had just come from a job interview and he was wearing a suit. Hes sitting in one of those seats like how the fapper in the op video was sitting. There was a dude to his left thats facing him. He said as the trains moving along this guy kept sway side to side and back and forth. He looks at dude and realizes "man this guys ****** up". The next stop my pops gets up and stands a lil ways down. Meanwhile this lady gets on the train that stop and sees the vacant seat so she sits down. As soon as the train starts moving again this dude throws up all over that poor lady.