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actually one clean shot to the dome will put a gorilla to sleep
Especially if it's this man here.
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actually one clean shot to the dome will put a gorilla to sleep
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON please, Gorilla would make you his *****. He be clapping dem cheeks by sundownI feel like I could take a gorilla though. My sensi said to just sweep the leg.
caught me off guardI feel like I could take a gorilla though. My sensi said to just sweep the leg.
N please, Gorilla would make you his *****. He be clapping dem cheeks by sundown
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want an Akita so bad, those things are boss.I just think that people are underestimating the number 60. Like, thats alot of anything. Lets be real, if 7-8 ferocious weiner dogs attacked a man, he'd be done. Now imagine a swarm of 60.
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it all depends on the mentality of the dogs. If they are working as 1 cohesive unit, its over. The tiger couldnt account for flanking maneuvers or protects its achilles tendons
also as for pits, Id say 10 8-10 fighters would murk a tiger
Actually, 2 or 3 akitas can take on a bear (that's what they were bread for). Akitas are like the Japanese version of the American Pit, but they are bigger. I would say 4 or 5 pits are equal to 2 or 3 akitas. To me a bear and a tiger are an equal fight, it would come down to chance. They both have similar power, maneuverability, jaws, claws and thick skin. So if 2 or 3 akitas can take on a bear, 4 massive and trained pit bulls can take on a tiger. Promise. Pits don't stop even when they are cut up, so a tiger swipe won't exactly do damage to their stamina. Plus pitbulls have a 2000 PSI bite strength, so really it would only take 1 with a couple of them distracting the tiger. Pits go for the neck and as soon as they get it: curtains.
I don't think a Daschund even possesses the biting power to injure a resisting tiger substantially. So the question becomes how many Daschund's will die before the tiger falls over of exhaustion giving the Daschund's the advantage and ability to overwhelm the tiger. I would say no less than 100.
The orangutan didn't break a sweat.This is a female Orangutan that weighs 180 lbs pulling a full grown champion sumo wrestler with EASE ...a silver back gorilla weighs almost 3 times as much and is significantly stronger than an Orangutan
Y'all are wildinANY UFC fighters would get the work by a little Chimpanzee, yall think they can simply punch and leg sweep a gorilla. Those tests of punch power and all that are in optimal conditions where the fighters have time to get a perfect strike, thats not happening when a full grown gorilla is beating its chest staring you down cuz you made him upset with the AUDACITY to step to him man. Gorilla would give them a couple hulk slams and then sit back and eat some berries shaking its head in disappointment. They have larger arm muscles than leg muscles too. Plus they're incredibly intelligent and self aware, they'd know the deal if coordinated attacks were coming
caught me off guardI feel like I could take a gorilla though. My sensi said to just sweep the leg.
N please, Gorilla would make you his *****. He be clapping dem cheeks by sundown
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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That tiger didnt even struggle, just ran up and grabbed its neck
We were discussing the "How many 5th graders could you take at one time" at work during lunch today. My buddy says "They would all start charging at me. There would be one leading the pack and I would just give him a haymaker and knock him out. I would stand over his lifeless body and his blooded face while his classmates looked in shock and say, "Do you even lift bro? Do. you. even. lift. "" Bruh, real tears were shed
You're telling me 50-100 brown dildo shaped dogs are going to kill a full grown blood thirsty killing machine? Holla at me when you find your local killer weenie dog dealer.