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[turbospartan]

Someone found her... she aint anything special for how picky she is

 

[checks mcgee]

Spoiler: 3 way

My bad y’all and apologies for the long read, aight so boom I haven’t seen this ex in about 4 years and we broke up before the pandemic. Last time she pulled up to the crib she wanted to smash but I was cool on that. Plus she had a kid and I wasn’t messing with women that had any at the time.

So fast forward to last month and we had started texting a little after my surgery. Find out she had another kid since the last time we talked and another ain’t **** bd. Anyway she starts saying she wants to come over but gotta get a sitter and all that. Schedules didn’t really align until this month either because I fell sleep off the meds or she was just busy.

So the other night comes around and she is able to come through but before that she ask if she can bring her home girl. Now it threw me off a little because I ain’t know she got down like that and also are we getting the 3 way poppin or was she on some watching ish. She confirmed she was down for the 3 way and sent a pic as well. She looked cool from her pic so I told her come through.

They finally get to the crib, I’m on crutches so the jokes start flying. They bring up the tequila to the room and made some cups. We all sippin but they kept debating if they wanted to smoke as well and I told them just go to the garage if they were. They step out but before that my ex told me be *** naked when she got back lol. They come back after like 20 mins and my ex said she gotta get her kids in like 40 mins. I had a robe on chillin on the bed, my ex comes and gets things started with the awesome jawsome. 2 mins go by and home girl comes over as well for the double whammy. I had two 3 ways before and I don’t believe I got the double neck action either time so this was new. Ex told home girl take her clothes off and she is petite like Coi Leroy but with a bubble that jiggles like crazy (not sure if bbl these days). Now I smashed my ex before after her 1st child and her body stayed the same (slim barely any mass and the boobs were lacking), but after the 2nd child she went up to at least a DD and they were full. She “sprayed” me in the face after telling me not to suck too hard or I’ll get milk in my mouth (pause) so that was another new experience. After a couple mins of that, I told them I need on e on top and the other on my face. Seen enough videos that I wanted to try that for once. Ex hopped on top, home girl was on my face and my foot was barely hanging on cause of the pain. I know women be faking it but all that dam noise they both made has me skeptical. I used to call my ex “grip” and y’all should know why already. Her riding skills were always fiyah but add in another person and she was out doing anything she did before. Ex got her feel and now wanted home girl to get some as well. Home girl definitely had the better box and the way her mass was shaking had me almost put her through the mattress. Ex had home girl faced down while I was hitting it from the byke and then I decided to try another move. Never ate the box with another woman before that night. Ex was yelling so much that I thought the cops were gonna knock. I go back and forth between them (still on 1 leg) and I had to tap out. They were still going at it till the ex noticed the time and had to get her kids. Not sure how many times they came but I definitely got a great sleep after all that.

tl:dr
Ex hit me up and wants to see me after 4 years
I had foot surgery and only on 1 foot atm
Ex comes over and brings her home girl
We act out multiple scenes from some of your favorite pron
Neighbors didn’t call the police but definitely banged on the wall
I was in ecstasy and went to sleep with a smile on my face

No pics unfortunately

safe to say she wanted





a leg up on the competition



just got back from Florida, story coming barring spy activity

 

[tokes99]

Someone found her... she aint anything special for how picky she is

you’ve been on al gore’s internet, is that really surprising? almost everyone is type picky on the internet, especially the womenfolk it’s for entertainment at this point

 

[fluid hips]

Most of these women are afraid to leave the house without makeup on or post on social media without a filter

 

[wayniac211]

Damn didn't realize how lame some of these dudes are based on that video lol.

 

[tokes99]

Most of these women are afraid to leave the house without makeup on or post on social media without a filter

some don’t even know how to ‘be’ without it…to the point they think you’re weird if you try to pull up on them when they bare faced/not done up

Damn didn't realize how lame some of these dudes are based on that video lol.

how so? what stood ahht to you?

 

[wayniac211]

some don’t even know how to ‘be’ without it…to the point they think you’re weird if you try to pull up on them when they bare faced/not done up



how so? what stood ahht to you?

Weak *** arm tackle on a poor snowman. Coach needs to pull him out the game

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

They crazy out here

 

[willypete]

After the first blurb of text, that’s an instant no (unless you and your mans are a little more close than that)

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

They crazy out here

 

[fluid hips]

They crazy out here

Pic of shorty? Cuz I'm imagining a girl with a fupa

They usually type that nonsense

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Pic of shorty? Cuz I'm imagining a girl with a fupa

They usually type that nonsense

I hit that X quick I don't think I can get them . She looks like that Cam Newton girl from the meme a few years back tho. Y'all know the female that was bent over with her hands on her knees in the blazer and heels? I know y'all know who I'm talking about. The part that had me rolling was that she was big herself and said no to big girls, and she tryna get pregnant by a gay dude. Wild times

 

[willypete]

HVAC system went out when I was smashing a bbw and I damn near passed out from the mass

 

[fluid hips]

Recently commented "when are we celebrating" on this birthday IG story of a girl I used to smash for a solid 6 months back in 2019 and she blocked me a month later

Guessing whoever she's messing with went through her phone cuz she was always watching my IG stories

 

[willypete]

HVAC system went out when I was smashing a bbw and I damn near passed out from the mass

Y’all laughing and it’s hot in this mfer. Can’t get it fixed till after Wednesday

 

[TURBO UNO]

HVAC system went out when I was smashing a bbw and I damn near passed out from the mass

I remember smashing some trollop in the shower. My dumbass decided to turn up the hot water a little more to the point of steam. Meanwhile I'm clapping louder than a standing ovation....it was so steamy I damn near passed out, lol. I had to sit my dizzy *** down

 

[willypete]

I remember smashing some trollop in the shower. My dumbass decided to turn up the hot water a little more to the point of steam. Meanwhile I'm clapping louder than a standing ovation....it was so steamy I damn near passed out, lol. I had to sit my dizzy *** down

Thought you were going to say you burned the **** outta your back but getting yambs in that sauna was just as bad

 

[TURBO UNO]

Thought you were going to say you burned the **** outta your back but getting yambs in that sauna was just as bad

I'm never gonna switch off lukewarm water ever again, I learned my lesson that night

 

[willypete]

I'm never gonna switch off lukewarm water ever again, I learned my lesson that night

Now you know if you take a shower with a woman the water will always be lava or hell

 

[fluid hips]

clapping louder than a standing ovation

#BARS

 

[ahat]

Now you know if you take a shower with a woman the water will always be lava or hell

They ready to make tea how hot the water is

 

[WASHED KING]

So I've narrowed the number of women I'm dealing with down from like 6 to just 2. Both of their names start with M. So to make context easier I will call 1 of them

A and the other B.

A - Is my main joint. She's 24, med assistant, 5'5 light brownskin, pretty face, full lips slim thick. Met her off Hinge before I deleted the app last year, took her on a date back in June for some drinks then asked if she wanted to hit the bars after with me and my friends and she was with it. Took her home after and she's been with me since. Good girl, cooks for me, does my laundry when I say jump she basically says how high. Mad jealous and possessive though. Went through my phone one time while I was sleep and unfollowed like 100 women off my IG, deleted numbers out my phone and everything.

B - This is the one that was wilding out in the bar. 26 paralegal, 5'8 light skin, pretty face, thick. I met her through mutual friends around Feb of 2024. We were always just friendly until Late May (right before I met A). The whole friend group usually pre games at her and her roommate's spot on the weekends before we hit the bars because we can just walk from their spot and we don't have to worry about driving. That night in May idk what happened but she was choosing and was on me all night. We come back to their spot after and we hook up.

The summer was basically me being with A during the week and B on weekends. Neither had wanted commitment at that point so we was good. Then B's outburst/tantrum occurred and everything got hot. Both of them knew about each other at that point. B was mad at me for like a month so everything cooled down and I went ahead locked in with A. I thought I was in the clear. WRONG. Early in the fall B made it her mission to try to get me to cheat. We would be out and every weekend she would be in my ear asking me to go home with her. I held solid cause TECHNICALLY I haven't fully cheated. She be kissing on my neck, grabbing my **** in the club. She be wilding out.

Too summarize basically another 4 months to present day quickly. B had a man, she brought him out with us one time to the club it was like January. She's not my girl so honestly I didn't care but dude made it a point to dap up everyone but me. And unfortunately I'm petty.

I wanted to get my get back so I looked at my boy and said "Yes, I'm free I'm good now". I knew her friend would hear it and tell her she did. The next thing you know she's crashing out mad and yelling. I remember her storming out mad and dude looking mad confused cause she wouldn't even let him touch her. I wanted him to know I could snatch his ***** at any given moment if I wanted to. She sent me a long *** drunk voice message later that night about how much it bothered her etc etc. I just texted back "leave him then" and left it at that. Now to present day my drunk decisions has B single telling me she doesn't care I have a girl and she wants me. While I'm faced with knowing my main joint is about to want to go outside again (She doesn't party in the winter). So either I have to stay inside all summer, or face the inevitable of them crossing paths. This is my last summer in my 20's so sitting at the crib isn't an option.

Day party season starts this weekend. Whatever happens happens. Will post QS of them both later tonight when NT isn't as hot. Cats like screenshotting.

Update: B might've lost her roster spot for catching feelings and not knowing her role

Transgression 1.)

Last week on Thursday I was on spring break so myself, B, her friend and my homie decided to hit some of the bars. For context my boy had a thing with her friend last year and she still wants him. So hindsight being 20/20 they were prolly looking at it like a double date. This was a misstep by us. But whatever, we get to the bar and everything is cool until me and my boy see these 2 strippers that we know.

He's hooked up with one of them, me I personally haven't touched either of them. But they're cool peoples they always buy us drinks so I don't have any issue with them. B asks me while my boy was talking to the strippers

" They sure do like ____"

Me being a little intoxicated at this point but not wanting to blow up his spot responds with "They're just friends, like us". Well she gets mad, which I didn't notice at the time and goes to the restroom with her friend. So I start talking to the other stripper. She comes back from the bathroom heated and pulls me away from her. Got me in the bar looking nuts. We talk B leaves and Ubers home mad. Next day she texts me an apologizes. Either way in my mind that's a strike.

Transgression 2.)

Fast Forward to Saturday. It's one of our boys girlfriend's bday and everyone had established weeks prior what the move was and where everyone was going. To make the post shorter imma just summarize. Basically she was mad at me for not picking her up before I left the city. So because she was mad she drug herself and half of the girls in the group to another bar. Only for them to pull up later to where we were.

She didn't go in though because she got so drunk she couldn't walk. We party almost every weekend, you're almost 27 you know your limits. You're drinking due to emotion that's a strike.


Transgression 3.)

The next day Sunday I pull up to her crib to talk to her and it was cool at first but then all she was doing was asking me questions about my main joint. Saying things like.

"I don't want to share you"
"Don't bring her around me"
"I wish I didn't like you, you think I just sleep with anyone"

At this point I just get up and leave. I'm done. She blows my phone up later but I just her on read. She said we should just go back to being friends because she didn't want to start resenting me. Whole time she already is I can tell. We'll see how she acts on vacation. The whole friend group is going to PR for a week at the end of April.

 

[fluid hips]

Maybe it's just me but hyphenating last names after marriage is non negotiable for me.

Can't have my future kids out here like this

 

[tomdiginson]

Update: B might've lost her roster spot for catching feelings and not knowing her role

Transgression 1.)

Last week on Thursday I was on spring break so myself, B, her friend and my homie decided to hit some of the bars. For context my boy had a thing with her friend last year and she still wants him. So hindsight being 20/20 they were prolly looking at it like a double date. This was a misstep by us. But whatever, we get to the bar and everything is cool until me and my boy see these 2 strippers that we know.

He's hooked up with one of them, me I personally haven't touched either of them. But they're cool peoples they always buy us drinks so I don't have any issue with them. B asks me while my boy was talking to the strippers

" They sure do like ____"

Me being a little intoxicated at this point but not wanting to blow up his spot responds with "They're just friends, like us". Well she gets mad, which I didn't notice at the time and goes to the restroom with her friend. So I start talking to the other stripper. She comes back from the bathroom heated and pulls me away from her. Got me in the bar looking nuts. We talk B leaves and Ubers home mad. Next day she texts me an apologizes. Either way in my mind that's a strike.

Transgression 2.)

Fast Forward to Saturday. It's one of our boys girlfriend's bday and everyone had established weeks prior what the move was and where everyone was going. To make the post shorter imma just summarize. Basically she was mad at me for not picking her up before I left the city. So because she was mad she drug herself and half of the girls in the group to another bar. Only for them to pull up later to where we were.

She didn't go in though because she got so drunk she couldn't walk. We party almost every weekend, you're almost 27 you know your limits. You're drinking due to emotion that's a strike.


Transgression 3.)

The next day Sunday I pull up to her crib to talk to her and it was cool at first but then all she was doing was asking me questions about my main joint. Saying things like.

"I don't want to share you"
"Don't bring her around me"
"I wish I didn't like you, you think I just sleep with anyone"

At this point I just get up and leave. I'm done. She blows my phone up later but I just her on read. She said we should just go back to being friends because she didn't want to start resenting me. Whole time she already is I can tell. We'll see how she acts on vacation. The whole friend group is going to PR for a week at the end of April.

Don’t leave your food around her, don’t accept anything she offers, and while you’re on vacation, avoid being alone with her. Once the love sours and it doesn't go the way she would have liked, they turn into the most vindictive person. Will hurt themself and blame you for it. Paint you as the villain etc.

 

[fluid hips]