willypete
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Hey man a lot has happened since those nights on u st
Might need that though once I’m off these crutches
Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof
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Might need that though once I’m off these crutches
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Just text me fam
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these definitely already exist i remember getting ads for them a while back, high key offended the algorithm felt i needed to see them
Yeah i'm like what do you mean? Bots as old as the apps themselves. You pretty much start with them.
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I should've been specific. Not scam bots but automation for responding back to people and sending likes.
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Why tf is Chat GPT talking like that 
willypete
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It’s not as widespread as the former but automation dating bots are definitely out there. I think a few have been posted about in this thread before or TAY
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Yeah - pretty simple to make your own too FWIW
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I teach Compsci I have zero desire to code in my free time
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I teach Compsci I have zero desire to code in my free time
Sounds like an opportunity to give this as an assignment
Free labor!
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A new challenger as entered the arena. Successful weekend.
willypete
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Have a story for the thread in the morning. I’m recovering from foot surgery and my ex wanted to slide through to “care” for me. She came and also brought her home girl. If I had use of both my legs/feet, I would’ve had another noise complaint from my neighbors
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Got back on the app this weekend but my pettiness is back. Matched with a chick convo was cool but then I went back for a second look at her pics. She had one where she was just chilling in the park sitting on the grass, I noticed she had her Doc Martins off sitting next to her. No biggie some weird folks take their shoes off in public, I glanced down again and noticed she ain't have no socks either. Bruh I know her feet smell like mustard and corn chips you can't wear combat boots with no socks. I was turned off and ghosted her.
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Sounds like a white person
willypete
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My bad y’all and apologies for the long read, aight so boom I haven’t seen this ex in about 4 years and we broke up before the pandemic. Last time she pulled up to the crib she wanted to smash but I was cool on that. Plus she had a kid and I wasn’t messing with women that had any at the time.
So fast forward to last month and we had started texting a little after my surgery. Find out she had another kid since the last time we talked and another ain’t **** bd. Anyway she starts saying she wants to come over but gotta get a sitter and all that. Schedules didn’t really align until this month either because I fell sleep off the meds or she was just busy.
So the other night comes around and she is able to come through but before that she ask if she can bring her home girl. Now it threw me off a little because I ain’t know she got down like that and also are we getting the 3 way poppin or was she on some watching ish. She confirmed she was down for the 3 way and sent a pic as well. She looked cool from her pic so I told her come through.
They finally get to the crib, I’m on crutches so the jokes start flying. They bring up the tequila to the room and made some cups. We all sippin but they kept debating if they wanted to smoke as well and I told them just go to the garage if they were. They step out but before that my ex told me be *** naked when she got back lol. They come back after like 20 mins and my ex said she gotta get her kids in like 40 mins. I had a robe on chillin on the bed, my ex comes and gets things started with the awesome jawsome. 2 mins go by and home girl comes over as well for the double whammy. I had two 3 ways before and I don’t believe I got the double neck action either time so this was new. Ex told home girl take her clothes off and she is petite like Coi Leroy but with a bubble that jiggles like crazy (not sure if bbl these days). Now I smashed my ex before after her 1st child and her body stayed the same (slim barely any mass and the boobs were lacking), but after the 2nd child she went up to at least a DD and they were full. She “sprayed” me in the face after telling me not to suck too hard or I’ll get milk in my mouth (pause) so that was another new experience. After a couple mins of that, I told them I need on e on top and the other on my face. Seen enough videos that I wanted to try that for once. Ex hopped on top, home girl was on my face and my foot was barely hanging on cause of the pain. I know women be faking it but all that dam noise they both made has me skeptical. I used to call my ex “grip” and y’all should know why already. Her riding skills were always fiyah but add in another person and she was out doing anything she did before. Ex got her feel and now wanted home girl to get some as well. Home girl definitely had the better box and the way her mass was shaking had me almost put her through the mattress. Ex had home girl faced down while I was hitting it from the byke and then I decided to try another move. Never ate the box with another woman before that night. Ex was yelling so much that I thought the cops were gonna knock. I go back and forth between them (still on 1 leg) and I had to tap out. They were still going at it till the ex noticed the time and had to get her kids. Not sure how many times they came but I definitely got a great sleep after all that.
So fast forward to last month and we had started texting a little after my surgery. Find out she had another kid since the last time we talked and another ain’t **** bd. Anyway she starts saying she wants to come over but gotta get a sitter and all that. Schedules didn’t really align until this month either because I fell sleep off the meds or she was just busy.
So the other night comes around and she is able to come through but before that she ask if she can bring her home girl. Now it threw me off a little because I ain’t know she got down like that and also are we getting the 3 way poppin or was she on some watching ish. She confirmed she was down for the 3 way and sent a pic as well. She looked cool from her pic so I told her come through.
They finally get to the crib, I’m on crutches so the jokes start flying. They bring up the tequila to the room and made some cups. We all sippin but they kept debating if they wanted to smoke as well and I told them just go to the garage if they were. They step out but before that my ex told me be *** naked when she got back lol. They come back after like 20 mins and my ex said she gotta get her kids in like 40 mins. I had a robe on chillin on the bed, my ex comes and gets things started with the awesome jawsome. 2 mins go by and home girl comes over as well for the double whammy. I had two 3 ways before and I don’t believe I got the double neck action either time so this was new. Ex told home girl take her clothes off and she is petite like Coi Leroy but with a bubble that jiggles like crazy (not sure if bbl these days). Now I smashed my ex before after her 1st child and her body stayed the same (slim barely any mass and the boobs were lacking), but after the 2nd child she went up to at least a DD and they were full. She “sprayed” me in the face after telling me not to suck too hard or I’ll get milk in my mouth (pause) so that was another new experience. After a couple mins of that, I told them I need on e on top and the other on my face. Seen enough videos that I wanted to try that for once. Ex hopped on top, home girl was on my face and my foot was barely hanging on cause of the pain. I know women be faking it but all that dam noise they both made has me skeptical. I used to call my ex “grip” and y’all should know why already. Her riding skills were always fiyah but add in another person and she was out doing anything she did before. Ex got her feel and now wanted home girl to get some as well. Home girl definitely had the better box and the way her mass was shaking had me almost put her through the mattress. Ex had home girl faced down while I was hitting it from the byke and then I decided to try another move. Never ate the box with another woman before that night. Ex was yelling so much that I thought the cops were gonna knock. I go back and forth between them (still on 1 leg) and I had to tap out. They were still going at it till the ex noticed the time and had to get her kids. Not sure how many times they came but I definitely got a great sleep after all that.
tl:dr
Ex hit me up and wants to see me after 4 years
I had foot surgery and only on 1 foot atm
Ex comes over and brings her home girl
We act out multiple scenes from some of your favorite pron
Neighbors didn’t call the police but definitely banged on the wall
I was in ecstasy and went to sleep with a smile on my face
No pics unfortunately
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willypete
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I feel like I owed the thread another story
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That was my first thought. Either white woman or alternative fat black chick.
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3 some with a broken leg sound like some mission impossible ****.
willypete
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leg isn’t broken but I do have to wear a boot on my foot
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REAL TALK, I’ve learned the more I pursue women, the more it fails and leads to nothing. At this point, I’m just going to focus on this upcoming house purchase and let things happen if it’s meant to happen.
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