Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

First time actually seeing Hubie lol
His presentation says I’m funny and got some money, they definitely go for that here lol


I believe bruh vids be legit though
 
I love this time of year when the weather breaks.

Sometimes I just put a good fit on, get a cut and go for a walk where I know the women are at. Sometimes I bring the dog with me too, not even to pull up on anything fr just to get some shots up and stay loose.
 
Lol this **** kinda crazy

I met a girl last year - the first time we kicked it I picked her up we smoked and I smashed in my car - come to find out the apt I picked her up from was some dude she was spending the weekend with lol - I didn't know this till after I smashed - we messed around for a few months then I randomly went ghost - last year October I meet another girl, I got a room and we smashed - shes like can you drop me off my sister's house I'm like yeah she puts her address in the gps, and its other girls house come to find out theyre sisters - this girl is older sister so she's allegedly pissed that theyre talking to the same dude - I'm telling her it's not that serious lol she's like my younger sister is a well know howe, she's always messing around with random guys im worried about her im not like her I was in a lesbian relationship for the past 2 years your the first guy I've messed with..of course I didn't believe it..she would hit me up but allegedly she was still mad about her sister - she wanted me to choose between her and her younger sister - she hits me up black Friday, at like 8pm she says she has a room..I go chill for second snd I smashed..i already had plans so Im leaving she's like can you drop me off at this bar - I drop her off n she goes on a date with a chick lol - fast forward like 10 days later she's hit me like we need to think im pregnant I didn't believe it but she's like I'm getting an abortion I'm like alright we get the details tomorrow - I call her the next day she's like. I took care of it I'm like show proof she gets mad and starts like yelling I'm like **** you, hung up and blocked her.. a month later she calls me like it's an emergency can you give me a ride I'm like naw and hung up..I've known about FetLife for a while but I didn't sign up till months ago - I'm into that lifestyle but I randomly went on there one day looking at events, I click on a party it's ole girl she's throwing a "gb" party for her and homegirl lol - a few days later the younger sister randomly hits me up like I miss you let' chill..shes in a relationship but shes still ******* around I didnt smash but we chopped it up for a lil bit..Fast forward to today the younger sister text me in like wyd - she's like I'm omw with my sister to this hotel - im like oh like what y'all about to do shes like she's throwing a sex event for and her homegirl and I'm helping to set it up lol
 
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I realized my guy used a total of FOUR periods in that block of text and had to quit

This was me making the right decision

Elmo GIF by Sesame Street
 
Man didn't even conclude the abortion situation before pivoting to a gangbang where these 2 red flags and possibly an unborn child could be present.

Diabolical work.

Somehow ChatGPT was less disgusted them myself :lol:

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🤣🤣🤣 this is amazing, how do prompt for it to answer like that?
 
Lol this **** kinda crazy

I met a girl last year - the first time we kicked it I picked her up we smoked and I smashed in my car - come to find out the apt I picked her up from was some dude she was spending the weekend with lol - I didn't know this till after I smashed - we messed around for a few months then I randomly went ghost - last year October I meet another girl, I got a room and we smashed - shes like can you drop me off my sister's house I'm like yeah she puts her address in the gps, and its other girls house come to find out theyre sisters - this girl is older sister so she's allegedly pissed that theyre talking to the same dude - I'm telling her it's not that serious lol she's like my younger sister is a well know howe, she's always messing around with random guys im worried about her im not like her I was in a lesbian relationship for the past 2 years your the first guy I've messed with..of course I didn't believe it..she would hit me up but allegedly she was still mad about her sister - she wanted me to choose between her and her younger sister - she hits me up black Friday, at like 8pm she says she has a room..I go chill for second snd I smashed..i already had plans so Im leaving she's like can you drop me off at this bar - I drop her off n she goes on a date with a chick lol - fast forward like 10 days later she's hit me like we need to think im pregnant I didn't believe it but she's like I'm getting an abortion I'm like alright we get the details tomorrow - I call her the next day she's like. I took care of it I'm like show proof she gets mad and starts like yelling I'm like **** you, hung up and blocked her.. a month later she calls me like it's an emergency can you give me a ride I'm like naw and hung up..I've known about FetLife for a while but I didn't sign up till months ago - I'm into that lifestyle but I randomly went on there one day looking at events, I click on a party it's ole girl she's throwing a "gb" party for her and homegirl lol - a few days later the younger sister randomly hits me up like I miss you let' chill..shes in a relationship but shes still ******* around I didnt smash but we chopped it up for a lil bit..I didnt mention her sister... Fast forward to today the younger sister text me in like wyd - she's like I'm omw with my sister to this hotel - im like oh like what y'all about to do shes like she's throwing a sex event for and her homegirl and I'm helping to set it up lol

:lol :{

These joints sound like a headache



Edit*: ***** could’ve gave us a warning on what “fet life” is :lol
 
:lol :{

These joints sound like a headache



Edit*: ***** could’ve gave us a warning on what “fet life” is :lol

Besides their fukkery they're cool as hell - real eaters lol its funny bc I found out about FetLife from this thread years ago lol but I didn't sign up till recently after a girl mentioned I just wanted to see what it was..the crazy part the older sister has a boyfriend and hes going to be at the event lol
 
Man didn't even conclude the abortion situation before pivoting to a gangbang where these 2 red flags and possibly an unborn child could be present.

Diabolical work.

Somehow ChatGPT was less disgusted them myself :lol:

Screenshot 2025-03-17 at 21.59.03.png

Aye bruh stop these robots
 
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